Love, funny personality, talk about the classic sentences about funny love.

1, loneliness is not innate, but from the moment you fall in love with someone.

2, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird.

Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

The male classmate stood on my left, the female classmate stood on my right, and everyone else stood still, so he didn't move.

5. Dissatisfaction is a suspended substitute, which makes people have the desire to climb up constantly in comparison.

6. Smart women deal with men and stupid women deal with women.

7. If you don't eat your own condom now, you can play with others.

8. Don't blame the dog for following a steamed stuffed bun.

9. The Chinese teacher in high school talked about poetry and said: It is warm to sit in the maple forest when parking. The teacher said that this sitting is love, and everyone froze, and then burst into laughter.

10, the furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, not that you don't know I love you when I stand in front of you.

1 1. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

12, damn it, I've never seen such archaeology. Can be used as a world heritage.

13, don't shock the world with coquettish, but touch the world with lewdness.

14, Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

15, everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

16, so many people despise me, who are you?

17, love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

18, when you fall in love with someone, you will always be a little scared and afraid of getting him; Afraid of losing him.

19, don't look back, I only love your back.

20, you have not been loved, you will cherish those who love you in the future.

One should love animals, they are so tasty.

22. Format yourself just to delete you.

23. If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop you from unbuttoning her clothes!

24. Love is mean, and it is mean again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women will come.

25. How many worries can you have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

26. Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day are the strongest wastes in human history.

27. Being talented is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

When I saw you, I lost my appetite. What about sexual desire?

29. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the process of sticking to it!

30. Success is 3% talent plus 97% not being distracted by the Internet.

3 1, smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.

32. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

33, the departure of the stool, is the pursuit of the toilet, or the ass does not retain.

34. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

35. Love that does not feel pain is not true love, and marriage that does not feel happiness must be a sad marriage.

36. Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.

37. Work is so interesting! Especially watching others work.

38. Angels can fly because they despise themselves.

Love is like ice cream. Avoid it anyway, it will eventually melt.

I love you, and I am willing to give up everything-including you-for your happiness.

4 1, the internet is like a prison. I stole it from my wallet, so I know everything when I go out.

42. My brother smokes because he hurts his lungs and is not sad.

43. People are tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear off their faces and untie their complex.

44. Everyone said that my sister was beautiful, but she actually made it up.

45. Children in the back seat will have an accident, and children will be born in the back seat.

Classic sentences about funny love:

1, people who know food will not eat well-done steak; People who know how to love will not promise eternity.

2. Red beans don't grow in the south, but grow on my face. I miss you so much!

I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

Boy, you are my sister's man, so hang a card with me today!

Dear, please help me to sign the household registration book, which is in the column of spouse.

6. If someone pursues it, there is not a woman in the world who is not on cloud nine. This is why women are so charming.

7. Boy, for you to stop hurting the relationship between men and women, my sister will accept you as a grievance. From now on, remember to be on call, don't entangle.

8. Good men make women understand the world, while bad men make women misunderstand the world.

9. The temperature of love is like bath water. It's not that the hotter the better, but that you feel comfortable.

10, if you and I are separated, then this world will cease to exist. For the sake of the 6.4 billion people in the world, come with me!

1 1, love, just say it out loud, because you never know, tomorrow or accident will come first!

12, love is cheap, and it is cheap again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women will come.

13. The deeper and more mature the husband is, the more spoiled the wife is.

14, wife: Please! Stop drinking for me! Husband: Nonsense! I didn't drink it for you.

15, where there is marriage, there are rivers and lakes. You and I are in the Jianghu together. How can there be no gossip about us in the Jianghu? Marry me quickly and let those paparazzi gossip about others!

16, I like you so much, you can die if you love me! I love you so much that if you like me, I will live forever!

17, you will know what comedy is when you meet me! Do not believe, you try!

18, you are the most beautiful in my eyes: aquiline nose, toad mouth, round-legged mouse eyes, nose and mouth, dripping and drooling.

19, outside the Qingshan building outside the mountain, my brother is as strong as an ox. The spring breeze makes my brother drunk and only treats dinosaurs as beautiful girls. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

20, you are my bread when I am hungry, you are my suicide fruit knife, you are my heart, you are my liver, you are three quarters of my life!

2 1, when love talks, like the chorus of the gods, the whole heaven is intoxicated with Yue Xian.

22. I am very excited to see your name; Hear your voice; Please go out three times and five times; Afraid of acting rashly; Hey! I didn't move when I saw you.

23. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

24. That day you flew in front of the crow in the sky, and I was chased by the hairy dog on the ground; You are a crab in the sea, and I am a pea on the ground.

25, stupid man+stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love; we?

Talk about classic funny personality

1, the setting sun, heartbroken people are brushing their teeth. 2, read the language of 10 years, it is better to talk about QQ for half a year.

My youth is the words on the desk.

4, love me, you say, how bumpy it is to put it in your heart.

5, village head, did you drop the QB, or do you want it?

6. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

7. A tailor who doesn't want to be a chef is not a good driver.

8. When winter came, I accidentally washed the quilt.

As long as you don't let go, I can love you for a long time.

10, when love becomes family, it is eternal love.

1 1, I can always be by your side if you want.

12, don't tear your smile, if you tear it, there will be no dimples.

13, brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

14, Japan said Diaoyu Island was its own, and as a result, it was a tsunami!

15, don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy. Get married if you can.

16, don't tell me any stories about the underworld of ordinary people.

17, someone said I was ugly, and I laughed. You've never met my friend.

18, seriously anti-Italian Phoenix Satellite TV interrupted TV series when playing advertisements!

19, who says crows are as black as crows? In fact, one is darker than the other!

20. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, nothing is useful.

Please don't seduce my third leg with your second mouth.

22. It's not that I didn't do well in the exam, but that I can answer and it won't.

23. During the onset of intermittent depression, strangers should not disturb and acquaintances should not find out.

24. Live in one place all your life and sleep next to one person all your life.

25. You are my special concern, but you are not my recent visitor.

26. Some people can't say anything, but I just want to see him take a bath.

27. After drinking the medicine bottle, hang it on the rope, jump off the building and wave a handkerchief to see you off.

28. Pretend not to care about your ridicule and leave with a smile.

29. You look like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so depressed.

30. My parents quarreled, and my father said angrily, I'll go out!

3 1, don't pretend to be forced in front of people with little influence, but show it in front of people with great influence.

32. Take scoring as the goal, taking fraud as the talent and cheat sheet as the support and help.

33. Grandma said: The power is out, light candles, and then watch TV.

34. Hold your hand and drag it away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go!

35. I was bored and sang to the computer. After singing, the computer suddenly crashed.

36. You are a warm air mass, and I am a cold air mass. When I met you, I couldn't stop crying.

37. Because I don't like to tidy my room, they all call me a room-messy hero.

38. Who said that women chase men's sandwich yarns? Separate your sister! Clearly across the Atlantic!

39. Even if the teacher talks about a wool ball, Xueba can knit a sweater!

40. I will quarrel with you, but I will not leave you, whether in friendship or love.

4 1, whether studying or traveling, body and soul must have one on the road.

42. We have no intention of sleeping for a long night. What can we pursue besides creating human beings?

43. The most romantic thing I can think of is to have dinner with you, and then you pay the bill.

44, face is a thing outside the body, you can want it, money is a must, you must want it.

45. Either endure or be cruel. I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

46. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to live too!

47. Don't always talk about my face. Beauty is not outstanding, ugliness is not novel.

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all

I really don't want to despise you with my toes. You made me do it.

50. There was a match. I didn't wash my hair for a few days, and my scalp itched. I grabbed it and burned it to death.

5 1, one day I changed the automatic reply to then? As a result, someone talked all afternoon.

52. When the head teacher talks nonsense, it's like chewing a program, and he can't stop!

I am a man. You must not challenge my bottom line, or I will revise it.

When we remove the stumbling blocks laid by others, we may be paving the way for ourselves.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, because my eyes are always helplessly taken away from you.

56. Time and tide wait for no man. First of all, women are not spared. Opportunity waits for no man. First of all, you can't wait for a man.

57. He obviously added your QQ, but sent a message: You are the classmate you met. Show up quickly.

58. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

The most precious thing in the world is not what I can't get and what I lose, but the happiness I have now.

Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.

6 1, be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has a problem with you. .

62. By not talking, you lower the IQ of the whole street. You turn around. You influenced my thinking.

63. Don't say that the wolf didn't eat mutton in 2008. Cats and mice have stopped eating mice since 2008.

64. I laughed when someone said my photo was ugly. That's because you haven't seen my real person. It's ugly!

65. Why does the earth rotate? Probably because I was slapped and eaten tens of millions of years ago.

66. A faint glance is your earnest commitment, and a quiet moment is my life. I don't want to leave you.

67. Thank all those who have accompanied me to the present, especially those who intend to go with me.

68. I will cherish those who say good morning to me every day, because not everyone can think of me when they wake up.

69. On the bus, the driver finally gave up his seat at the strong request of the old man. . .

I often see you on the bus, and you often see me. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you clung to your wallet.

7 1, what touched you may not be his sweet words, but a silly moment when he wanted to do something for you.

72. I miss you when I am sad, just like I miss the sun in winter; Thinking of you when you are happy is like thinking of the shade in the hot sun.

73. To marry a wife should be to marry Xiao Shao, to make friends should be to make friends, and it is best to be a man in Qiao Feng and Wei Xiaobao.

74. I want to be an emperor, but I am afraid of verbosity; Want to be an official, afraid of many things; Want to eat, afraid to brush the pot; Afraid of getting into trouble, I really want to beat you up.

75. I always want to find an excuse to catch your eye when I meet you, even if I look back for a moment, I will remember it for a long time.

76. Go to the pizza shop to buy pizza! The waiter asked me whether to cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces. I thought about it and said: 8 yuan! 12 can't eat!

77, two sparrows into a plate, a roast duck in the mouth; There is also roast mutton by the window, and there is already wine in the cup; Sparrows are full of snacks, can't eat meat or drink wine.

78, the head can't be broken, and the dyed hair looks good; No bleeding, no white head; Shoes should not be worn out. When you visit your girlfriend, you need oil. The car can't be small, you can travel by car.

79. You know, you can walk out of my sight, but you will never miss you. You can stay away from my shadow, but you can never stay away from my deep attachment to you.

80. Once I went to the hospital to see a doctor, the nurse said, touch your leg to see if you feel anything. When I touched it, I really felt it. The nurse blushed and said, touch your leg.

8 1, looking for so long, finally let me meet you! I will hold your hand this time and will not let go. I will always accompany you and take away our lives!

Talking about interesting personalities

1. It's a long way, but this is Xiu Yuan. Why don't we take a taxi? 2, family affairs, state affairs, no money to eat is a big deal!

You were still an egg when my mother became a swan.

4, don't be coquettish, just touch the world with lewdness.

You made my eyes red, but I forgave with a smile.

6. In the pigsty, you don't have to pay attention to human etiquette.

7. The higher you fly, the more painful you fall. Remember to bring your parachute.

8. It's always bad to quarrel. Why not just fight?

9. When treating you as a person, please try to be human.

10, when I was hungry, my father made me chew my toes.

1 1, I think it's unfortunate that the world can know so much about you.

12, without medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

13, don't pull a long face all day, just think about how many points you got in the exam.

14, you cheat, so open, not afraid of cold balls!

15, National Day is only one day away, so it's time to prepare for the New Year!

16. If one day I can't hold an umbrella for you, I will accompany you in the rain.

17, the existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

18, all roads lead to Rome, and all stairs lead to the examination room!

19, you are not my makeup contact lens, why should I put you in my eyes?

20. There are many flaws, even a missing corner is perfect.

2 1, after this village, there is this store; Because there are branches here.

22, that who, I love you so much that I don't even want my own feelings.

23. Who says crows are as black as crows? In fact, one is darker than the other!

24. In those years, the math teacher patted the blackboard and shouted: Probably? Do you want to make an appointment?

25. Pretend not to care about your ridicule and leave with a smile.

Whenever I find the key to success. Someone changed the lock.

27. Fahai should not use this tower to contain Mrs White Snake, but he should contain Gong Linna.

28. The friend said, Hey, you are really good. Long time no see, you have gained weight.

29. Growing up, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to study.

30. Boss: Please collect it for me first, and then come and give it to me later.

3 1. God arranged a great date for Sri Lanka. If not, aren't you still from Sri Lanka?

I don't know what the teacher said there, but it seems very powerful.

33. The life of scum is like this: if you do well in the exam, you will be suspected, and if you do badly in the exam, you will be scolded.

34. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.

35. Try gold with fire, try women with gold, and try men with women.

36. It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God!

37. I hope that one day, it is the boy I deeply love who will take me into the marriage hall.

38. The monthly exam is not to show off to teachers in all subjects. They really think they teach well.

39. Express your determination to lose weight by eating fat? Prostitution to show chastity? (Mo Xuzhi)

40. Eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

4 1, the class teacher saw me doing my homework after class and suddenly said, I'll give you a ten.

42. The most useless thing in the world is the pay slip. I get angry when I read it. My ass is too thin.

43. Some people test their strength, others test their eyesight, and I test it entirely by imagination.

44. Do you wipe your ass or flush first after going to the toilet? However, 99% of people will lock the screen first.

45. When I was a child, my deskmate always said I was too man. I told him that if I couldn't get married, I would call you.

46. Those who look good and like to eat are called foodies, and those who look bad and like to eat are called gits!

47. Don't think that returning to your space after breaking up is nostalgia. I'll take a look at the toilet after taking a shit.

48. I'm not very talkative. If there is anything offensive, come and hit me.

49. I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. Please recommend me a good boyfriend.

50. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? They have big curly hair and small curly hair.

5 1. Replace my heart and give me a heart of stone. I will smile and watch the people who hurt me go to hell.

If you yell at a bitch in the street, it's definitely higher than asking a beautiful woman to turn around!

53. When cooking for the first time, I asked my dad how he was. He said: this salt is well fried and has a faint smell of eggs.

54. In a harmonious campus, cyclists may be doctors, and Mercedes-Benz drivers may be logistics personnel.

55. Men are like the dishes in the campus canteen: although they are not delicious, they will be gone if they go late.

I have music and beer, but I don't have a girlfriend. Who wants to play with me and swim happily together?

57. When I arrived at the examination room, I collapsed. I saw tears all over the paper. I don't test anything I recite, and I can't test it.

58. When this person is unlucky, he can frighten himself by sneezing, take off his sweater and electrocute himself.

59. The air purifier is the most pretentious household appliance I have ever seen, especially when we pretend to have a class in the classroom.

You said that you might marry someone you don't like in the future. It doesn't matter. I am willing to be the person you don't like.

6 1, do you have a teacher who has friends all over the country and is rich, but only she is poor?

62. In the morning, the alarm clock started to go crazy, the quilt suddenly hugged me, the pillow sang me a lullaby, and then I fell asleep.

63. Ten dollars fell into the cesspit. I thought about it, threw another hundred dollars, and then fished it all up. I am a special correspondent!

64. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.

65. Going out for a walk is not for me. My biggest wish is to sit in front of the computer and meditate on Sunday.

66. When we believe that we are already quite important to the world, in fact, the world is only ready to forgive our naivety.

67. It is said that people who have been typing wrong words have higher IQ. Because the IQ is too high, the hand can't keep up with the rhythm of the brain.

To tell you a secret, please look at the back first, then at the left, then at the side. Ok, please don't look around with your mobile phone!

69. I fell in love with my bed. We are both made for each other. But the alarm clock doesn't think so, the jealous bitch.

70. The team leader went to the field, and the cow was in front. The village chief went down to the field with a cigarette butt in his hand. The head of the township went down to the field, and the secretary was behind. The county magistrate went to Xiatiantou, and the reporter grabbed the camera.

7 1, he laughed at the sky from the horizontal knife. In fact, he peed his pants and sweated his hands. He shivered in his heart, his back ached and his legs cramped. He smiled because the knife had no blade.

72, two sparrows into a plate, a roast duck in the mouth; There is also roast mutton by the window, and there is already wine in the cup; Sparrows are full of snacks, can't eat meat or drink wine.

73. He ignores you. He may have been scalded by water and knocked on the corner of the table with medicine. He was taken to the hospital and the ambulance had an accident. Don't be ridiculous. How can he chat with others?

74. Recently, many women on the Internet said that the expected Sha Qianmo didn't show up, and all they met was killing thousands of knives. I want to say that you are not Hua, but a spendthrift.

75. The teacher said that according to research, people can turn a behavior into a habit by doing it for 23 days. But why are we not used to doing homework for more than ten years?

76. There are three kinds of people in school. One is to learn to be a bully, and the other is to stop learning. As for the third person, he wants to be a bully, but he can't. If they want to stop studying, they can't stop.

77. Love has made a thousand turns in my heart. I want to see you again. Let me know that you also feel that our love has not been in vain. Until the last day of my life, you and I still miss you deeply!

78. Every time I buy a drink, I thank you for your patronage. One day, I suddenly couldn't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me. I was crazy and won: one more bottle.

79. The teacher finished writing the math problem on the blackboard and said to me who was sleeping: Come up and solve it for me! I walked to the podium in a daze and reached out to untie her bra strap.

80. Some people actually don't like the ugliness of the new version of RMB. No matter what he becomes, I will always love him. What I care about is not his appearance. I think this is the so-called true love.

8 1, summer homework can't wait to have a bedroom like a spoiled concubine, but since the summer vacation, I have been diligent and loving the people and worried about Tencent Sina, and I have never set foot in the harem.

82. Don't panic when you meet a dog on the road. Fight it bravely. There will be at most three results: first, you win, you are better than the dog; Second, if you lose, you are even worse than a dog; Third, you are even. You are like a dog.

Interesting personality sentences

1, if I have to add a deadline to love, I hope it will be the finale of the news broadcast. 2, the customer is God is just a mantra, in fact, the customer is just fooled.

3. One of the most painful things in this world is that people who sleep are awakened by urine.

I began to look forward to the annual leave before the National Day holiday was over.

5, rice, I want; Being thin is also what I want. You can't have it both ways.

6. The best way to prevent divorce is to confiscate assets after divorce.

7. The best way to change your mood is to change your boyfriend.

8. Everyone is a blank sheet of paper, a blank sheet of paper destroyed by God.

9. Men who smoke conceal their looks and their emotions.

10, the longer people grow, the more alienated they become.

1 1. If you don't work hard, you can only live in vain.

12, failure doesn't matter, it just paves the way for success.

13, lovelorn people always like to take their mobile phones as TV remote controls.

14, the woman's clothing ratio is her posture, and the man's clothing ratio is simply abnormal.

Beethoven once told us that as long as you recite more, you will get more points.

16, it doesn't matter if a woman is not beautiful, but she must live beautifully.

17. Be a pig. Sleep when you are tired and laugh when you wake up.

18, take a closer look at my slap. It really suits your face.

19, once passed by your heart, not that I didn't stay, but that you refused to take it in.

20. Ugliness is also a culture. It should be ugly and creative, ugly and earth-shattering.

2 1. If you want to learn to make people angry, the first thing to do is not to get angry.

22, a small report card, but can cause a lot of war at home.

23, can't afford to wear a brand name is not terrible, children can grow up.

24. I just want one self, one who always accompanies me.

25. Loneliness is a state, in other words, being alone is very good.

There is a good understanding between us. I ignore you and you ignore me.

27, the door does not go out, the second door does not move, this is my life.

28. Smart people often make fun of themselves, while stupid people always make fun of others.

29. The most fundamental difference between humans and animals is that they only do things without falling in love.

30. If life is not bitter or tiring, then such a life is meaningless.

3 1, bow your head or cover your mouth, these are all non-mainstream old tricks.

32. Naked marriage is affordable, but it doesn't mean everyone can afford it.

Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, nothing is love.

34. The biggest advantage of flip phone is that it breaks into two straight boards.

35. The salary belongs to the wife, the property belongs to the child, and the mistake is your own.

36. Inviting people to dinner is just a reason to meet.

37. People with small eyes want to get bigger quickly, just stay up late.

38. It is not my duty to help all beings, but it is my duty to harm them.

39. Be an invincible woman, as strong as a cactus.

40. Love is a game, because the letter I love you is a game word.