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Poems mocking men for cheating?

Yang Wanli has a poem "Apricot Flowers": "White words are not true white, and scarlet letters are not red.

Please be red and white, don't look at nature.

"It's not white, it's not red, it's white, and it's very powerful.

If you are a delicate and shy person, it is easy to cause a lot of reverie.

Peach blossom has always been an adjective of "death" and "death of peach". Brilliant red splash is far less subtle than the apricot blossom with "white inside and red outside".

The famous beauty associated with apricot flowers is Yang Guifei.

After Yang Yuhuan's death in Maweipo, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty was obsessed with this and sent someone to collect his body. There are no more beautiful bones, only apricot flowers.

So Yang Guifei was honored by the people as the God of Apricot Blossoms in February.

Once the apricot blossom is associated with Yang Guifei's beauty, the word romantic will naturally fall.

Li Yu, an erotic novelist in the Qing Dynasty, even talked nonsense: "People who plant fake apricots will bear countless fruits if they tie their skirts to trees.

Yu Chu did not believe it, so he gave it a try.

No one likes having sex with trees more than apricot trees, which are called romantic trees.

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Su Shi once wrote a poem: eighteen brides and eighty lang, with white hair and red makeup.

Two nights of mandarin duck quilt, pear tree pressing begonia.

Originally, it was a mockery of Zhang Xian, a poet in the Song Dynasty, because he married a concubine of 18 years old when he was 80 years old, which means "the old cow eats the young grass".

Bai Juyi's everlasting regret: the clouds in her hair, the petals on her cheeks, the golden ripples in her crown when she moves, are covered by warm hibiscus curtains on spring nights.

But the night in spring is short and the sun rises too fast. Since then, the emperor has given up his early hearing.