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Sentences poking fun at pimples on the face (60 popular sentences)
? 1. That's what I do. As long as you eat a little spicy food, you will get acne on your face. As long as you drink more water before going to bed, your eyes will swell the next day. As long as I am sleepy, I have to sleep for another minute, and my head hurts. As long as I am happy, I will laugh with dignity. As long as I do something wrong, I will regret it. As long as I fall in love, I will be hurt all over. Whenever I encounter difficulties, I will cry. I am not strong at all.
? 2. Acne grows more than 700 million a year, and acne can circle the earth twice together.
? 3. The statement that chocolate causes acne is unfounded, but there is data showing that "too much sugar intake will worsen acne", so avoid using too much high-sugar chocolate.
? 4. There are too many moles on the face, and acne often grows recently. I mistook moles for blackheads and acne, and I was still wondering why I was so stubborn. ...
? You should stay up late less, surf the Internet less and drink more water, so that the acne on your face will be relieved and your skin will get better.
? 6. I thought I was taller, my hair was longer, my figure became thinner, my acne disappeared and my skin became beautiful. I didn't expect to be ugly when I entered high school.
? 7. He took a lot of medicine and skin care products, and the acne on his face didn't get better.
? 8. The glass is dirty when you see it clearly, and it is full of acne when you look carefully.
? 9. I thought I was taller, my hair was longer, my figure became thinner, my acne disappeared and my skin became beautiful. I didn't expect to be ugly when I entered high school.
? 10. It's only now that people don't need to sleep, except for the crazy acne on their faces.
? 1 1. My first boyfriend has a lot of pimples. It turns out that I am a person without acne. After dating him, my acne is dazzling and I can't stop!
? 12. I'm really happy to eat and drink in the sea recently. How is the pimple on my face? Trying to stop me from being happy.
? 13. One day I got rid of acne and lost weight. One day I turned white and became beautiful. One day I realized my dream and lived the life I wanted. At that time, I was much more confident, and I could meet you in the busy street.
? 14. Confession; Just like a mature zit, it will burst when squeezed, white and affectionate.
? 15. It's amazing. Every time I go out, I get pimples on my face for no reason.
? 16. Youth acne has always been there, lamenting how long my youth is!
? 17. Suddenly I began to get pimples on my face, only to realize that spring really came.
? 18. I was hungry again at this point recently, and then the acne on my back disappeared during this time. But I have acne on my face and chest again.
? 19. Knowing that eating sweets will lead to acne, I ate a smart meal and got lucky with sugar-free milk tea. Wash your face at night and you will start to get acne. You really won't die if you don't do it.
? 20. Acne God, you're giving me pimples on my cheeks. Why not let my acne grow on the corners of my mouth!
? 2 1. Being in a bad mood will make you angry. You get pimples when you are angry.
? 22. big speechless! I haven't had pimples on my face for a week in a row. I feel super good about myself these two days, and then I get off work: two people go home after dinner: why are the three speechless? Because I have to meet someone tomorrow.
? 23. Although I have a lot of pimples on my face because of you, I still cling to you.
? 24. My stomach hurts again. It's only been ten days, and my period is coming again ... I really ... I have pimples on my face and my body is always tired. I'm accelerating aging ahead of time, aren't I? Will soon become a fat old woman with a bad temper, right?
? 25. I am bored to death. Now I adjust my schedule and go to bed early every day, and I haven't seen the acne disappear. I was so worried.
? 26. The man said that if you don't care about your appearance, you must fart. I don't believe his wife's facial features are not right, and her face is covered with pimples. He really likes it.
? 27. Girls should not be angry or in a bad mood, or they will get acne.
? 28. Acne is more than 700 million years old, and acne can circle the earth twice together.
? 29. Why do you think I have so many acne? I am so ugly!
? 30. Although I have a lot of pimples on my face because of you, I still cling to you.
? 3 1. Not only are the dark circles getting deeper and deeper, but even the acne and acne that can hardly be found at ordinary times have come out to join in the fun!
? 32. The weather is getting colder and colder, the air is getting drier and drier, and my delicate face has pimples again. It is true that the previous acne marks have not disappeared, and new acne has emerged. I'm so angry that I dare not put on makeup because of acne. I am ordinary every day.
? 33. My boss was supposed to give me a happy holiday tomorrow. As a result, I suddenly remembered that I needed to go to the hospital, because my face was covered with acne and all kinds of closed mouths and acne marks. At that time, there were still many numbers to make an appointment, so the registration was successful.
? 34. I just have a pimple, which is bigger than your chest.
? He took a lot of medicine and skin care products, and the acne on his face didn't get better.
? 36. I've been playing mobile phones too much in the past two days, and my face has begun to get pimples. Fortunately, I wore a mask when I went down, and it was nothing serious, but the pain was very uncomfortable.
? 37. Little: Why do you get pimples on your neck? "Ha ha, that's because my face has no place to grow.
? 38. I finally understood one thing today. The acne on the face is due to eating hot pot. Today, after eating hot pot, I started to get pimples on my face before I walked out of Haidilao.
? 39. In fact, staying up late is the most prone to acne. I finally know why there are so many acne in middle school.
? 40. Work pressure and irregular work and rest will naturally affect the body, endocrine disorders, acne and spots on the face ... If you are too tired, the whole person will deteriorate, and ugliness is only a side effect.
? 4 1. Keep busy. If you are too busy, you will lose sleep and get pimples on your face. Fortunately, grandma is here, taking care of two babies and stewing bird's nest to make soup every day. I look much whiter and my complexion is beginning to glow.
? 42. pox god, you're giving me pimples on my cheeks. Why don't you let my mouth grow pimples!
? 43. The acne of eating goods should grow on the lips.
? 44. Little: Why do you get pimples on your neck? "Ha ha, that's because my face has no place to grow.
? 45. I have pimples all over my face. I am short, fat and ugly. What do you like about me?
? 46. Recently, pimples began to grow on my face. Is it caused by staying up late to eat melons or because puberty is coming?
? 47. Girls with acne must drink five glasses of water every day, or your acne will haunt you all the time.
? 48. The man said that if you don't care about your appearance, you must fart. I don't believe his wife's facial features are not right, and her face is covered with pimples. He really likes it.
? 49. I feel that adolescence seems to be prolonged, not only starting to rebel, but also starting to grow acne on my face.
? 50. I often have acne on my face, and I hung up the number of a deputy chief physician in the dermatology department of Union Medical College Hospital. Unexpectedly, the most important advice the doctor gave me was to lose weight.
? 5 1. I feel irritable and my period is coming.
? 52. Because I stayed up late, I had a short and ugly face and a few pimples. People who like me now have always been true love.
? 53. Because I stayed up late, I had a short and ugly face and a few pimples. People who like me now have always been true love.
? 54. I have been working overtime every day recently, and my face has begun to grow pimples. The pressure of life is everywhere.
? 55. I have been (forced to) go to bed early and get up early for a few days, and my face is always covered with pimples. I was very arrogant yesterday and didn't go to bed until after two in the morning. As a result, I looked in the mirror in the morning and found that my skin was getting better.
? 56. A face without acne is an incomplete face.
? 57. You should stay up less, surf the Internet less and drink more water. The acne on the face will be relieved and the skin will get better.
? 58. My youth was almost ruined by acne!
? 59. Girls with acne must drink five glasses of water every day, or your acne will haunt you all the time.
? 60. White is like the cellulite on my eyelids, and red is like the zit on my face.
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