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Mom, I'm afraid you have a tan. Tell me about it.

1. The willows in the street look sick. The leaves hung with dust and rolled on the branches, and the branches did not move. There is white light on the road, and the vendors dare not shout. The plexiglass signboard at the door of the store seems to have been sunburned.

If you say it's hot or not, let me stay indoors honestly during the day and don't want to go anywhere.

4. The sun is like a fireball of the boss, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.

5, the weather is hot and irritable, and the sudden rainstorm is always annoying. When you look in the mirror, you will be annoyed.

6. Everyone is an "acquaintance" and Lori has become a "mature woman".

7. In midsummer, it's so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly in the shade of trees, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.

8. It is said that you have to wait until the melon is ripe. Really eager to unload the goods early! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!

9, mix a cold dish and eat it quickly, or it will become spicy in a while!

10, in the summer when we will eventually die of heat!

1 1, it is said that you have to wait until the melon is ripe. I really want to unload early! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!

12, woke up in the morning and at noon. What about at night? I woke up several times last night. It's too hot.

13, the sun is like a fireball of the boss, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.

14, special note: Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please prepare for the summer vacation.

15, the weather is sultry, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen.

16, Houyi, your mother asked you to come out and shoot the sun.

17, at noon, there was no cloud, the sun was burning overhead, there was no wind, and all the trees stood there listlessly.

18, Buffalo has been hiding in the pond for a long time. Its whole body is buried in the water, and only one head is exposed to breathe.

19, you said, don't dress so conservatively in such a hot day!

20. I just bought some eggs from the supermarket and went home. After a few steps, the chicken climbed out of the bag. When I saw the eggs in the bag, they were all chickens.

2 1, what hot weather! Get out of Africa. Black! It is best to stay indoors.

22. This heat can't stop!

23. Everything will be fine, right? Even though the weather is very hot, I still want to fill myself with a bowl of chicken soup.

24. It was terribly hot that day. As soon as the sun came out, the ground was on fire, and some gray gases, like clouds, Feiyun and fog, floated low in the air, making people feel breathless.

If it becomes so hot, it won't be broken. The wings have melted!

I don't know about heat, but I cherish the long summer.

27. My body is dying of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you.

Mid-Autumn Festival in 2020: Houyi is busy shooting at the sun, and Chang 'e dives into the moon, but the moon is not old. It has been difficult since ancient times.

1, Mid-Autumn Festival reunion night, bright moon in the sky, Chang 'e dancing bright, full of affection for the world. Husband and wife hold hands, enjoy the moon and eat moon cakes together, and share a piece of moon cakes. It's a perfect match. An apple is half, and it's always safe. I wish you and your wife a happy life.

The sweet-scented osmanthus in August weaves my thoughts about you, and the full moon in Mid-Autumn Festival illuminates my expectation for you. Sweet moon cakes express my concern for you, and sincere short messages convey my blessing to you. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

With the approach of Mid-Autumn Festival, I wish you all the best. I wish you all the best: first, the cash cow is lucky; Second, noble people help your career; Third, everything is fine and healthy; Fourth, a basket full of happiness; Fifth, Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

4, another year of yellow leaves, one layer of autumn rain and one layer of cool. Working all day is hard. Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Take care of yourself, eat more, cherish friendship and think often. A short message, a long story, endless. I just hope my friends are healthier. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival and family reunion!

5, osmanthus fragrance, full moon, sweet and happy life; Chang 'e Dance, Jade Rabbit Dance, Lucky Peace Newspaper; Greetings and blessings, wishing you all the best; The festival is coming, and the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Wish you a happy family. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

6, friendship is delicious meat buns, cooking pot, hot pot, round moon cakes, greedy, have a Mid-Autumn Festival.

7. According to legend, the osmanthus tree in front of the Guanghan Palace on the moon is lush with branches and leaves, more than 500 feet high, and it is often cut down by a person, but after each cut, the cut place is closed immediately. For thousands of years, laurel trees have never been cut down. That osmanthus tree is our emotional friendship! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

8, the moon is round, the flowers are more fragrant, take care of yourself; Fish are swimming and birds are singing. May you laugh every day. Book in hand, wine in the cup, good luck every day! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

It is the fifteenth day of Mid-Autumn Festival, which is a good time to spend the previous month. At present, Qian Jiangchao is surging again, cascading ups and downs, which is spectacular. The shocking river tide is crazy and sprayed like a mountain of water. The surging worship of Peng is rare, but Hangzhou is the only place to see wonders. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, friend: I especially remind you and your family to pay attention to safety when visiting Qian Jiangchao!

10, I am preparing for the company to produce moon cakes. Make skin with romance; Make stuffing with warmth; Happiness is the king of eggs; You don't need many people who know taste. You'd better be the only one!

1 1, autumn rain, autumn heart and autumn love, quite picky, feeling full of yearning; The moon is full and people are round, a table is reunited, and the joy of reunion is shared; Blessing, but also cherish the blessings, a country's civilization, and pass on the happiness that the world misses! Dear friends, the Mid-Autumn Festival in China is coming. May everyone around you be safe and healthy!

12, send you a moon cake, the first layer is blessing, the second layer is care, the third layer is happiness, the fourth layer is warmth, and the middle layer is sweetness. I wish you a happy moment, a happy day, a safe year and a happy life!

13, tonight, let joy be as rich and lovely as the moon, romance as round and attractive as moon cakes, and comfort as sweet and intoxicating as wine. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

14, affection and love are festive festivals. Go home for a full moon and have a complete Mid-Autumn Festival.

15, autumn is coming, the sky is getting cold, and the red rock is setting in the west; Red flowers wither, green and yellow, don't forget to add clothes; Want to be disappointed, enjoy the sunshine, and the natural language is sonorous; Gui Shumao, Ju Xiang, Xu Feng Liang Jian. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

16, the moon is round, the flowers are more fragrant, take care of yourself and be healthy; Fish are swimming and birds are singing. May you laugh every day. Book in hand, wine in the cup, good luck every day! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

17, Mid-Autumn Festival is particularly bright, you and I don't stop drinking; Moon cakes are delicious dishes, and grapes and wine express feelings; You and I have known each other for many years, and today we are smiling across the street. Husband and wife love home and live in harmony; The cause of social harmony is prosperous, and good days are everywhere!

18, the fifteenth day of the first month, the world is peaceful; From June to Mid-Autumn Festival, the whole family is in Yue Bai; Pagoda lamp, according to heaven and earth; Lotus flower, lotus silk again and again; Red pomegranate, pomegranate opens; Reunion cake, jack shall have Jill, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival! www、rz520、com

19, another year of yellow leaves, one layer of autumn rain and one layer of cold. Working all day is hard. Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Take care of yourself, eat more, cherish friendship and think often. A short message, a long story, endless. I just hope my friends are healthier. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival and family reunion!

20. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, I wish Dai Yue, wearing stars, a good moon, a sweet smile, perfect romantic love, dazzling stars holding the moon, the sun and the moon will always accompany me, changing with each passing day! I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

2 1, dear: Don't be sad, although we are far from Qianshan. As long as we are attached to each other and miss each other, we can enjoy the moon!

22. The round moon hangs in the sky, the round moon cake is sweet, the round heart is full of thoughts, and the round dream is always round. Mid-Autumn Festival celebrates reunion. I wish you a healthy and happy smile, good luck in the new year, prosperous family business and flowers. By the way, what's the use of replying this? Hehe,,,,,,,

23, Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, send you a moon cake, the first floor: care! Second floor: considerate! The third floor: romantic! Fourth floor: warm! Intermediate layer: sweet! I wish you a good mood every day! Happy forever!

24. Sweet-scented osmanthus blossoms to welcome the Mid-Autumn Festival, heart to heart; Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, filled with cheerful blessing wine; Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, traditional festivals can't be lost. May you be happy every year. May happiness last forever and the Mid-Autumn Festival be happy.

25, the moon, now full of the sea, the end of the world at this time. Until the Mid-Autumn Festival, I raised my glass to ask the bright moon.

26. Mid-Autumn Festival, send acacia every month. In the moonlight, I saw the person I love. I ate a piece of moon cake until it was sweet to my heart. Wine didn't get people drunk. May your Mid-Autumn Festival dream come true, drink a glass of wine with the dreamer, eat a piece of moon cake and be a close lover. I send this message to you, wishing you the Mid-Autumn Festival and your lover.

27, even the spring tide in the sea, the bright moon tide on the sea, spend a good month together, and bless you. Friend: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

28. The Mid-Autumn Festival has a full moon and endless reunion. The fruit is happy and the corn is smiling. Sing a family photo and dance slowly. Until, I raised my cup, I asked the moon, Mid-Autumn Festival * * * at this time. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

29, round moon, sweet moon cakes, Mid-Autumn Festival is here; Warm house, kissing people, parents in their hometown are looking forward to going home; A hurried pace, a long way, and a galloping whip; Words are full, feelings are burning, and osmanthus fragrance is more colorful!

30. Mid-Autumn Festival is coming again. As far away from home, I have only one belief in my heart-I wish my loved ones at home happiness and health forever!

3 1, the most beautiful flower is a smiling face; The most enjoyable month is the Mid-Autumn Festival reunion; The most touching feeling is Ying Ying's tenderness; The most intoxicating wine is sincere wishes. Mid-Autumn Festival, I wish you a family reunion and endless happiness!

32. August 15th, full moon. When the moon is full, I sincerely wish you all the best in the distance.

33, the full moon is round, missing the heart; Full of heartfelt words, hundreds of poems about wine; One month before opening the window, thousands of miles away; Gui Xiang has gradually drifted away, seeking peace; Xiangyun has come, reflecting your infinite happiness. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

34. Listen ~ think ~ heart, say ~ do ~ get, it's time ~ my good wishes have been received by you, happy Mid-Autumn Festival! Smile sweetly!

35. A bright moon shines in the sky, and I miss my heart a little. Looking forward to reunion every year. A wisp of yearning travels a thousand miles, a short message sends a blessing, the love of the ends of the earth remains the same, and the ends of the earth are connected by blood; I miss my loved ones more in the Mid-Autumn Festival, and I wish the full moon will be reunited. I wish the whole family happiness, good luck and a happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

36. The full moon hangs in the sky, and Liu Er dances with her partner. Another bright moon night. Let's raise our glasses to celebrate the reunion. Looking forward to the bright moon at home, I miss home for thousands of miles, and my parents can't go home. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. I wish them good health and happiness.

When the sweet bell rang again, I realized that the warm autumn had arrived. Everything may be forgotten at this moment, but what I can't forget is to say to my friends: I am happy if you are happy!

38, Mid-Autumn Festival, I miss my loved ones, the round moon is my heart. The moon is thousands of miles away. I only wish you and I were closer.

39. The moon is a poem and the starry sky is a picture. May all happiness accompany you, greeting is spring, caring is summer, all friends treat you sincerely, tenderness is autumn, romance is winter, and all happiness follows you. I wish you a Happy Mid-Autumn Festival

40. How many thoughts a full moon turns into, how many sentimentally attached feelings are written in the boundless night sky, the blessings from afar fly over Qian Shan, and there are thousands of words in my heart. The silver moon sends you a sincere wish for a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and good luck every day.

4 1, Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, give a moon cake, ingredients: 5 grams of happy dates, a handful of love rice, San Qian Friendship Water, tied with humor, sent by mobile phone; Shelf life: before August 15th of the lunar calendar; Save mode: Please press the Save button.

42. Hou Yi was busy shooting at the sun, and Chang 'e stole the moon; The moon is not old, it has been difficult since ancient times; The moon hangs in the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the past is in my heart; Jade rabbit with Chang 'e, silk with eternal acacia!

43. The full moon brings people together, people are full of joy, glasses are full, flowers are beautiful, and the mood is beautiful. The whole family is happy, I am happy, the holidays are happy, and everything goes well. Friend, I wish you a family reunion, complete life, sweet life and happiness first. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

44. When the moon was full last year, lanterns were as bright as day; On the moon, the willows shoot, and people make an appointment after dusk! When the moon is full this year, the moon and lights are still there; I will never see my old friend last year again, and my tears are soaked through my clothes.

A sad remark about playing with water for tanning in summer.

A sad word about playing with water to get a tan in summer 1. Children are as happy playing with water as drinking honey.

2. Play with the children in the community on the night of spring and summer handover. The breeze slowly, let go and watch the children play socially and feel a rare comfort.

In the afternoon, after he woke up, he took the children to swim and play with water. In the evening, he went to the party with his child's father. 24 hours a day is not enough.

4. I love to play with water in summer, and I am so happy that I can scream like a tenor.

5. There is power failure, and there is water downstairs. Can it be about 20 centimeters? Just like it usually rains heavily and then the children go crazy, they have a good time playing with water.

6. Counting the white sails, in this golden sea, just like a few white feathers, floating lightly and leisurely.

7. I really like playing with water in summer. I like cool.

8. They immediately dive into the water like loaches, and then show their wet heads not far away.

9. Every corner of the garden won't say no to children! In summer, children's favorite thing is to play with water. As long as mom brings more clothes to change, have fun.

10. Swimming in the pool in summer is really lively! People are wearing beautiful bathing suits and playing happily in the swimming pool. I joined in and let the water in the swimming pool take away the summer heat.

1 1. Children play with water happily like small fish.

12. Finding a beautiful woman who is cool in addition to the scenery is really a sigh of China's mountains and rivers! It's so beautiful, summer is really going to play with water!

13. Love it, children have fun! I hope you can always play with water happily and be free!

14. I was washing clothes on the balcony, and you asked me to hold you for a look, and then I was half lying on the sink playing with water and refused to come down. I said, "Jiang Mumu, let's go to the bathroom to wash clothes. You can help mom with the soap box and mom with the washbasin. Come on, let's go together. " You agreed happily, put it on the bathroom floor, you can play casually, and I will take off your clothes in summer.

15. There are not only fish, but also shrimps and crabs in the clear stream.

16. Hot summer is a good time to swim and play with water.

17. Going out to swim in the sunshine ~

The sad sentence 2 18 of getting tanned while playing with water in summer. Summer is a cool way to play with water!

19. A lovely "Ponyo" in Lu Yu is jumping happily in the bubble, so happy. After all, there are not many parents who can let their children play with water.

During the summer vacation, some people are going to learn to drive, some are learning photography, and some are learning to swim. Do you want to add any skills to yourself?

2 1. The fish shuttled among the aquatic plants as if playing hide and seek.

22. Then you can explore in the water!

23. When I came to the swimming pool, I couldn't wait to put on my bathing suit, bring my beloved swimming ring and jump into the water with a splash. I trapped myself in swimming and splashed water with my father.

24. Summer happiness is given by soaking in water.

25. Swimming in summer. I like summer. In summer, I can wear a beautiful skirt, eat sweet ice cream and swim freely in the water. Summer is full of enthusiasm and vitality, I love summer!

26. When the spring breeze blows to the river, the river begins to flow forward slowly, and the trees along the river sprout and the grass grows out of the ground. From a distance, it is green, and the wild flowers by the river are smiling.

27. Layers of scale waves rise with the wind, accompanied by jumping sunshine, accompanied by my heart, chasing and playing.

28. Fish swim in the water like ribbons fluttering in the water.

29. Swimming is still fun! In summer, as an unqualified beautiful girl, I am trying to make progress towards qualification every day. Take a trip!

30. Take your child to the water park and never dare to let him leave his perspective.

3 1. I appreciate swimming and playing with water. I love swimming and playing with water. It led me to grow up, taught me too much and made me know many good friends!

32. The happiness of fish is that they can swim freely every day.

33. It is really the nature of every child to wash the building blocks with eleven. The eleventh is extremely happy and loves to play with water.

In the eyes of many people, summer is beautiful, you can eat delicious ice cream, summer is interesting, you can go swimming, but in my eyes, summer is annoying. So I came up with several reasons to take Xia to court and ask a fair judge to consider whether to pursue Xia's criminal responsibility.

In summer, I played football with children, swam with frogs and held hands with the sun. When the sun is happy, it gives off hot and bright light. Everyone is singing and dancing with summer again, little frog, wow, wow, wow, singing. Red flowers call for the wind, the wind blows red flowers, red flowers dance, and the river beats the banks to accompany them. Children say summer is coming! Summer is here!

36. In summer, I just want to go to the seaside and play with water.

37. Today, the baby is swimming for the first time. Like a little slacker, straight to a hot spring. Baby, you are too lazy today!

38. Many fish swim around like fairies in the water.

39. In summer, I will take you to play with water, go to the zoo, eat ice cream and have a happy summer.

40. In summer, the river is finally free. It is flowing happily with "Hua, Hua". Just like singing spring, the wild flowers and weeds beside them are painted into interesting scenery. This is the river of spring, the river of joy.

4 1. In hot summer, there is no water! For children, playing with water in summer is the happiest thing!

42. It is interesting for friends to travel around in a big ship.

43. I swam for the last time this summer. Every time I swim and play with water, I cry with hunger. . It's so happy to have a like-minded swimming friend.

44. The ocean is the sky for fish, and the stream is a safe haven for fish.

45. My elder sister waded first and only inquired about the result of Jing Bian.

46. In summer, the river is full of elegant and beautiful lotus flowers of all sizes. Lotus petals are white and crimson, like a girl painted with rouge. Looking down the lotus, I saw the big green lotus leaf at a glance. Which lotus leaves are "lazy" lying on the crystal clear river, which is particularly beautiful. This is the river in summer, a beautiful river.

47. It's really fun to play with water in summer, although it's just to watch the children play.

48. I threw myself into the swimming pool, plopped into the rushing Xiangjiang River and swam like a little loach.

49. I jumped into the river. Oh, the water is so cold. The left vortex and the right vortex are like traps. I want to go to the east, but it pulls me to the west.

50. The biggest gain of this summer vacation is to learn swimming with children.

5 1. Summer has arrived, and the sand digging activities in kindergartens have become playing with water. How happy are you? .

52. Swimming for the first time this summer! It may be the last time.

Funny copy of summer tanning talks about collection.

On the feeling of being tanned in summer for funny copywriting (I) 1. School is about to start, and I don't want to get a crew cut, get a tan or lose weight!

2. I really like basking in the sun, warming up and sweating all over! But why tanning and wrinkling?

3. I have a husband, a wife, a baby, a car, a ring, fun and good food ... I just want to say silently ... anything, don't get tanned.

4. My teeth turned white.

The sunshine on the beach is very fierce, and the little girl's face is as tanned as ink.

6. I got another 8 degrees tan.

7. I went back to the warehouse today and my skin was tanned. ...

8. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

9. My daughter is three years old. Many people like her because she is beautiful. She has always been called Little Beauty and Little Princess. She also enjoys this kind of treatment. She often says to herself, "Alas, the sun is so big that it has tanned me, which is not beautiful. What should I do? " I couldn't help laughing after listening. She looked at me angrily: "What are you laughing at? Haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman worry? " ? ! "I ...

10. I thought I wouldn't get tanned if my skin was black. The truth is, I'm still very young.

1 1. This big sun is going to tan me. Well ...

65438+ It's fun for him to lose weight after a hunger strike. It's really annoying

13. Don't worry about sunbathing. Maybe if you get a tan, no one will call you an idiot

14. Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, sir! Chief: comrades are all tanned! Soldier: The leader is blacker! The chief patted a soldier's chest and said, how well this muscle is trained! Soldier: Sir, I'm a female soldier.

15. I asked the mirror who is the blackest person in the world. After a long time, the magic mirror said, Who was talking just now?

16. After swimming at the seaside, the whole person was uncomfortable. I got a tan in an instant. My back hurt like a needle the day before, but I can't stand the itching these two days. ...

17. admit that you got a tan during the summer vacation.

/kloc-On July 23rd, 0/8, the temperature was 35 degrees and the sun was shining, so Ma Shuang took a one-day tour. The biggest gain is that I met a girl who loves taking pictures and her skin was tanned by N degrees.

19.5 not thin, sad in June, tanned in July, indoors in August, fatter in September, 10 tired of blind date,10 unaccompanied, 12 without measurements, 12 with fatter meat, two. Yes, that's you!

20. I feel tanned again. . . When I met Qin Qin today, she completely said that my skin was poor. . . Heartbroken, washing face, listening to music, sleeping.

Talking about the feeling of being tanned in summer for funny copywriting (2)1. What can be tanned by a little sun is not really white, but really black.

22. In some places, if you miss it, you may never set foot on it again, such as the crescent spring buried in the sand. Some things, after being changed, may never return to their original appearance, such as tanned skin. Some feelings, after a long time, may drift away with the wind, such as people who appear repeatedly in dreams.

23. In order not to let others call me stupid, I stand in the sun every day to bask in myself, so that no one will call me an idiot.

24. Don't feel like an idiot just because you are tanned.

25. Yesterday, someone fell to the ground in the Forbidden City. In this hot weather, you should stay at home, neither hot nor tanned. Now you regret it. I can't recover my skin color for two weeks.

26. Black Toothpaste asked me to speak for it.

27. Black girls tan without an umbrella every day.

28. I hate summer, because I get a tan, and I like winter, because I can hug the person I love when it's cold.

29. Dear stomach, are you going to rebel? Even the tanned skin from driving practice is scared white by you.

30. The sun is too bad for me. Forget the tanning. I still got a sunburn. After washing my face, I put some water on my face. My face hurts. The point is that the days of traveling like this must last for a long time and be very annoying.

3 1. Where did you dig coal these two days?

32. Suntanned! From now on, I will be your black powder silently.

33. Jellyfish really need some memorials wherever they go to be worthy of their empty legs, tanned faces and sleepless nights. Besides, Danny Chan's love for you is really pure and clear.

34. When you go out this season, you can only get a tan. When will my white skin recover?

35. In spring, I miss you. Don't destroy green in the green season; In summer, I miss you, so don't get tanned in the hot sun; In autumn, I miss you and send me some fresh fruits; In winter, I miss you, and the warm south is waiting for me. Thinking about you all year round is a good friend.

36. I just hope I won't get fat and tan this summer.

37. Look at my sunscreen skills. Snorkeling suit, spent a day in the water, only my feet were tanned!

38. I was asked 300 times a day if I was hot or not, but I still got a tan.

39. I swear every summer that I won't get tanned the next summer, but every summer I get tanned as black as Africans. I'm so angry, but I still try to keep smiling.

40. It is difficult for young people not to learn to drive, but it is sad for old people to get a tan.