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I ask for your great help. Ah, ah, once again, I am trapped by love. A girl who likes to go to the bakery will buy it every day.
As for me, I'll give you a systematic talk. Remember to give me candy when you succeed in your study.
Lesson one
Chasing a girl, of course, you must first know the girl's mobile phone number, and then you must have that meaning to her.
Send a message: I enjoyed chatting with you last time. Can I invite you out to chat again?
Note: If the girl agrees, it will take some thought to find a place, which can be a quiet bar, and don't go to the restaurant for the time being.
Lesson 2
Don't forget to send a short message when you get home from the date: Nice talking to you and looking forward to seeing you again. Good Night!
Let her know that you are a sweet person. You can send her an interesting message the next day. For example:
1. This is the panda's birthday. He was asked what his wishes were. The giant panda said: I have two wishes in my life. One is to find a Chinese doctor to get rid of my dark circles, and the other is to take a color photo.
2. I am Yuanmou from Yunnan, and you are from Zhoukou, Beijing; I hold your furry hand and bite it gently. Love, let's walk upright.
Let her know that you are a humorous person.
Note: Don't make dirty jokes!
Lesson 3
Girls are vain. You can send some messages like this at ordinary times:
1, I think what you are wearing today is very special and cute.
2. Seeing your beautiful skirt today will make my eyes fall.
Don't be stingy with your description of beauty, be as beautiful as you want.
Lesson 4
I've been in contact for a while, and it's time for you to present your treasure. Please the girl you like with your short message.
1, (hint) If there is an afterlife, let's be mice, love each other stupidly, live stupidly, snuggle up and be silly together.
2. (Warm reminder) Are you busy? Nothing, I just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you. I hope that when you receive my message, you will have a smile on your lips and let your friends around you know that you are happy.
3. (Ask her to answer the question) Do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: a, miss you; B, I miss you very much; C. I miss you very much; D, don't think that you can't; E. all of the above.
4. (Issue weather forecast) Tomorrow's minimum temperature 1 degree and maximum temperature1degree. Let me tell you: caring about the weather means caring about you. Don't forget to add another dress (XX, yourself).
Lesson Five
The advantage of texting is to say what you usually dare not say to your face. Even if she is sour, girls like sweet talk and care about others. But pay attention to the following matters:
1, the number is small, girls should not like the boys in their mother-in-law's house, are you tired of being around you all day?
2. Don't always send short messages copied online, but use your own thinking.
3, occasionally it rains for three days and dries the net for two days, playing hard to get. After repeated SMS bombardments, I suddenly stopped texting for a day or two. When your message becomes a part of a girl's life, she will wonder why you didn't send me a message today. When she sends you a text message, no matter what she says, you're halfway there.
4. After giving you enough SMS care, the first message a girl sends you is often complaining, such as I'm bored to death, I'm about to collapse, I'm depressed, and so on. Hey, hey, what are you waiting for? Girls need success most, so encourage her quickly: in fact, the sky is blue, clouds will always disperse, in fact, the sea is not wide, this shore is even the other shore, in fact, tears are sweet. I want you when your heart wants it.
How do boys chase girls?
It's too easy for boys to chase girls. After reading this article, you will become an expert.
Don't say anything until it's ripe. Some boys have only dated people a few times, and then they propose to establish further relationships. Nine times out of ten, this will spoil the soup. The beauty of love is that you don't have to say anything. Clear, clear, but not beautiful. Originally, people were willing to come out and talk to you alone, indicating that girls have a good impression on you. But sometimes you can't even say it yourself, but you are eager to point it out and destroy this hazy beauty, so don't blame others for staying away. Look around at the love that died before it started. Many of them are caused by boys not mastering the temperature.
Put your fist away for a better attack. What if the girl refuses? Some people say that we should pursue hard and persevere. Actually, it is not. Unless you are a person who doesn't care about anything, it is hard for you to bear the dirty eyes of girls and the mocking eyes of peers. Why don't you stop and take a break? This not only protects your dignity, but also leaves a way out, thus creating opportunities for future counterattacks. Let her wander in the crowd. When she hits a wall, go to her again, and she will realize that you are the one who loves her most. Even if you really can't give up, you should pay attention to the ways and means to find her. Don't let her find you annoying. This is usually difficult to do.
Don't be too explicit and learn to care about her silently. Treat her with your honesty and kindness. Only in this way can you get her attention among a large group of boys screaming around her. Remember, only special you will attract her special attention.
Don't enter unless absolutely necessary. A boy who always runs to the girls' dormitory will not attract girls too much affection. Some student union cadres often run to the girls' dormitory under the pretext of work, and then stay there all the time, which brings a lot of inconvenience to others and the effect will only be counterproductive. The root cause of this result is still too explicit.
Strategic contempt ... tactical value ... Sometimes the girl you like will have some contact with you, such as talking, chatting, working together and so on. You'd better look at these things with a normal heart, and don't have a burden, you'd better suffer from loss. For example, don't pay too much attention to what she casually says. Some boys are easy to be romantic, which is the reason. However, we should pay enough attention to every such opportunity. For example, the first conversation should pay attention to discretion, and it is best not to involve the scope of love. Let's talk about childhood. It's not good to go straight to the point! Girls should be wary of you like wolves.
Might as well kiss up less. You praised her for her beauty. If she is really beautiful, then you are only the 700th person to praise her for her beauty, and what impressed her most is probably the first person to praise her like this. If she is plain-looking, there is no telling what will happen if you praise her like this. If she finds out you're not sincere, you're dead. Remember, you can only coax a girl after she becomes your girlfriend. Before catching up with her, you didn't master the performance of the temperature.
Don't be so macho. A boy finally invited a girl he had admired for a long time to dinner, which cost him half a month's living expenses. Later, when he went to pay the bill, he found that the girl had already paid the bill for him and he wanted to pay her back. Girls don't want to. He was angry that the girl stripped him of his face. The girl cried with anger. Girls pay for him, which shows that they have a good impression on him. He lost his temper instead of trying to please him. No wonder he is going to be single. Few girls will have a good impression on boys who don't respect women, remember! Remember!
Unite the majority. Almost every girl has one or two closest girlfriends. When everything else is blocked, they are your road to success. You can know whether girls are interested in you through them, and you can also convey your meaning through them. This is much better than what you said directly. Don't ignore this new force. I have seen the boy succeed in this way more than once.
Finally, I want to remind you that there is never a fixed formula for love. The way others succeed may be your failure; The way others fail may be just your beauty. I only mention some principles here, and I must not copy them mechanically. If it ruins your good deeds, don't come to me. If a girl doesn't like you, even the Jade Emperor can't help it. As the ancients said, it is the best policy to defeat the enemy without fighting.
A girl wrote: how to chase girls, super classic.
First, what kind of first impression should I leave on MM (time: I just started to contact MM)
1, I think the most important thing is to let MM see your self-motivated.
The greatest charm of a man lies in his successful career. Young people can't be "successful" if they don't work long hours. At this time, you should make MM feel that you are a self-motivated person.
Others can talk nonsense, but this question cannot be vague. You must tell MM that you are full of confidence in the future, that you are not satisfied with the status quo, and that you have a long-term plan. In a word, your future is not a dream.
2. Be confident and responsible.
Don't be a child. Girls are lazy and want to find someone to rely on. You should show your confidence and sense of responsibility.
It's better to have a wrong choice than no choice at all.
Not too formal, but not too casual.
Be serious where you should be serious, and ridicule when you should be ridiculed.
Girls like men who are a little cynical, so it seems that they don't care about anything, which is too dull.
Step 4 look mature
A leisurely man has fatal attraction to mm.
Second, how to further contact MM (time: the stage of starting to chase)
1 the most important thing at this stage is not to worry, not to make things too clear, so that people can see at a glance that you are chasing others.
Think about it. Most people don't like you at first sight, but they don't hate you at first sight. They are all children of ordinary people (unless you look like Chow Yun Fat, Andy Lau or kevin costner). Good feelings need to be realized through constant understanding, so the key to the problem is the opportunity for further development you want.
Think about it from the girl's point of view: if you rush directly to have sex, the girl must be under psychological pressure. If I find that I don't like you after a while, it won't be a lie, will it? So if you come out resolutely from the beginning, you will basically be bored back immediately.
Step 2 start with a low profile
First of all, we should position the relationship as a "friend", which is originally an "ordinary friend". You want to be a good friend with taste.
You can also ask the other person to be a "confidante" or something. Anyway, don't say "chase you".
Think about it, if you don't mention "chasing" at all, then there is less chance for a girl to "refuse" you-how can you refuse if you don't chase her? !
This can relieve the psychological pressure of girls and let you have a smooth relationship. Don't fantasize about agreeing to marry you after three days. You should communicate fully and understand that feelings don't come out of thin air.
Don't be too impatient in the process of communication.
Relax and don't pester others all day. Anyone who does this to you will get tired of it. A good friend of mine told me that the key to chasing girls is eight words-"hot and cold, playing hard to get" (this is the crystallization of my classmates' efforts for many years).
Staying with people all day, naturally you won't think you are good. If you are indifferent for a day or two, girls will remember the benefits of your existence.
Also, don't take out the ambition of "you don't want to marry" It is not good for the price to drop too low. Sometimes you can play a little trick.
4. Create opportunities appropriately.
I said before, don't turn things into "you are chasing others" right away, you need to get close to girls. At this time, it depends on your creativity.
You can collect information and find ways to turn waiting for rabbits into encounters; You can also pretend to be casual and find the best reason to invite someone to do something with you.
In short, this is the most technical place. If it is really not feasible, you can consult your predecessors.
5. Never: It is impolite to give gifts to others casually.
Some people are eager to chase girls and like to buy things for others often, but they don't know that chasing girls is the most taboo.
As the saying goes, "something for nothing". You are putting pressure on others by giving them something like this. People will feel indebted to you, so they will find ways to repay you. If they can't, they will find a way not to associate with you, so they won't always owe you a favor.
If you want to show your sincerity, please invite girls to spend money together, such as finding a good restaurant to eat or an expensive place to play together. Girls can naturally see that you spent a lot of money, but after all, the money was spent by two people, not taken home.
Third, what is a "girlfriend"?
1, "girlfriend" is a fact, not a promise.
You start dating girls, from "ordinary friends" to "good friends" to "very, very good friends who talk about everything". On a sunny afternoon, you "accidentally" held her hand; In "Willow Shoot on the Moon", you suddenly attack and kiss her. At this time, she is already your girlfriend. Whether she admits it or not, she already thinks you are her boyfriend.
I know the best. I didn't ask "Would you like to be my girlfriend" until I went to bed. Finally, the girl was anxious: "Why don't you ask me to be your girlfriend!" "
So, don't rush to pierce enough paper, the more hazy the situation, the better for you.
2. What is "confession"?
As I said before, confession is actually just a form, and the correct order should be: in fact, you have become your girlfriend, and you can confess to others. Many people don't understand this problem. They always feel that people promise to be their girlfriends first, and then what? I can only say that he is very, very "simple" and very, very "stupid".
3. Have you ever had to confess?
Yes, for example, there is a third party, or your relationship with a girl is immature, but two people may be separated for a while.
At this time, confession is an immature confession, which is very risky. It is similar to the grim situation when playing Go. The backward side was forced to release the "winning hand". If you win, you win. If you lose, you can only say that you are born with bad luck.
4. Don't export the word "love" easily.
I often see a "bold confession" in the forum. To be honest, I really think this is a very immature performance. "Love" is a sacred word, which means pursuit, commitment and even a responsibility.
A man who casually says "love" is irresponsible.
Fourth, civilized love cannot be forced.
1, not every MM can catch up with a good girl, there will always be many people chasing, it is impossible to satisfy everyone's wishes, and there will always be losers. For example, even if you study hard and master the principle of chasing MM, you can't catch up with either twin. Look at the problem from another angle. Even if a rural nanny who has never graduated from primary school is kind to you, earning 600 yuan a month and buying you 700 yuan as a gift (overdraft), and willing to be a cow and a horse for you, you will not fall in love with her. If she cries and pesters you every day, you must feel bored.
So love needs a material foundation, at least a balance.
2. Chasing MM is a serious social activity.
Don't bother others, leave yourself a way out. Why don't men have wives? Some MMS are snobs (few). If you are not convinced, you can prove with facts that "she was blind at that time". Never mistake others for yourself.
Finally, don't be cynical in front of MM, cynicism sometimes means "you are a loser".
Tips for chasing girls
The more times you touch a woman, the easier it is for her to fall in love with you.
Touching women can enhance intimacy (physical contact is the best way to get closer to women, and how to touch women without trace requires excellent skills.
It would be great if I could have a chance to touch her knees or hands. But if it's a first date, don't do this. In coffee shops and restaurants,
You'd better choose a juxtaposed position (that's how opportunities are made). If you choose a seat facing each other, you won't have a chance to touch each other. In the female body, the left side (roughly the left side)
Half is the right half, but for left-handed women, it is the right half. It belongs to the non-daily area and is easy to feel itchy. Therefore, it is best to have women on your left, if you use.
If you put your left hand around a woman from her left rear, she will fall into your arms. Then look forward to further good results. The difference between a popular man and an unpopular man
Popular men always keep a wide distance from women who are not ideal, but for women who want them, there are ways to keep them around. Women are one of the most attractive men.
Curiosity is bound to arise (curiosity is a fatal wound for women), which can be used in interesting conversations and fresh intelligence information. If you don't have
Being popular, even if the other person is curious, I can only try my best to avoid seeing you. Unpopular men are always lonely around, hoping to be in a lively atmosphere at any time.
If you want to be a popular man, you must have confidence (self-confidence but not arrogance is the only way to chase your girlfriend, remember! ), and good interpersonal relationships, I believe that in this way, a good girl will belong to you.
From a friend to a lover, I finally got a chance to ask her out, but I didn't know what gift to bring. On this occasion, it is best to bring a flower, so that you may pin it on her chest or give it to her.
In fact, it naturally forms an opportunity to kiss each other. As for dining, you may be cautious for the first time, but after the second time, you can choose food for two people to enhance each other.
Intimate relationship. If you can have a big bite with her, then your relationship is not just a friend, but a lover. Give yourself a chance to step into her inner world.
After the other person becomes your girlfriend, many people worry that the relationship between them can't go on. In fact, these people either don't care too much or often give opportunities to enhance their feelings.
Slip away quietly among women, we attach great importance to the boys who want to help women with their coats, because at the moment when they take off their coats, if there are men present, it is easy for women to have the illusion of lovers.
. If you can say "put things that are easy to forget on my side" when you take the bus, it will bring you closer to her. But if these behaviors are used improperly, then
But it will be self-defeating For women, it is very important to create an occasional mystery. Compared with men introduced by others or known in the workplace, men who occasionally associate can suck more.
Attract women, if this accidental situation happens again and again, then women will be convinced of the existence of fate. But can you create a second chance? In fact, this is something that everyone can do.
If you want to meet a girl anyway, you can check her commuting route and other related matters in detail, and it will be much easier to create a second chance.
Only by accepting a woman's sight can you become a successful man. Women always pay attention to the essential existence of men's true colors, so when they know that men's true colors are not their favorite type, they are likely to take the opportunity to escape.
If it suits her taste, it's better to make some changes. Good memory is a characteristic of women. Some men forget a sentence, but women remember it clearly, so you
You must remember everything you said to her. What kind of gift does she want? In terms of gifts, if a girlfriend likes small things, she can give a ring, a watch or flowers.
For example, if she likes big items, you can win her heart by sending big dolls or large and numerous bouquets. Generally speaking, people who like small things are mostly mature.
People, because these items can be placed within their own control, so most of them will not follow their inclinations. Most women who like big dolls are a little childish, so when she
You may haunt your boyfriend when you are happy. However, it is also possible that after you are tired of hugging dolls, you don't want to hug you anymore. In this respect, women who like small things will make you pay more, but it seems to be more than.
It is easier to cultivate long-term love. There is a principle when kissing a woman, that is, to press her against the wall. Women can find the steps because I can't hide against the wall (-no
No! ! If you want to kiss a girl, give her a step, even a strong kiss is easy to succeed! ) come down. The unavoidable situation is a very important factor in psychology. On second thought.
Before you become an erotic expert, you have to be familiar with all kinds of skills and understand women's psychology in order to win the final victory. Finally, when choosing a bar or restaurant, it is best to choose steps, because this will make
You have more excuses to get close to her. If you can hold her hand, it will make her peel off a layer of defense, and the only thing left is to kiss her. If you give in to women too much
Or attitude, a woman is a lovely and horrible animal. The main difference between women and men is that they both have two kinds of personalities. On the surface, they look gentle, but in fact, their hearts are ok.
Say it's mother's day. Men who are not good at pursuing women can easily succumb to this horror. Men who are not used to facing such women will succumb to women's words or smiles and become indecisive.
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