Humor and funny talk about short sentences in September

The humorous circle of friends in September is as follows:

1, are you there? I wish I was. Recently, someone stole pigs. I'm afraid something will happen to you.

2, compare the two fish who grow handsome, handsome is the dish of tomorrow.

3, the highest level of boredom, open the computer, press the phone, chew snacks, watch TV, lick your feet.

4, don't cry, success should be achieved in one step, not greed. Haha, I wish you a happy life: success is only one step away from your stomach. Don't play cool after listening.

It's windy outside and the weather seems terrible. In a bad mood, the people downstairs are quarrelling endlessly.

6, the man's affection, the woman's intention, I will go as soon as the small light is turned off.

7. I waited a long time to hear from you, and all I got was a haha. You think I'm telling a joke.

8. Sometimes, I suddenly feel lonely. No one understands you, no one is with you. Occasionally, I will be crazy and make trouble by myself, as if I were out of place in this world. Everyone around us has his own life, and he can never get back to the warmth that he once could not live without.

9. I have been blessed by the sun since the summer. I told the sun that it must be exposed to rain and dew, but the sun just wouldn't listen. Just take me, take me, take me like Bao Zheng.

10, the process of working to earn money is hard. I am happy when I get paid, refreshed when I spend money on shopping, and distressed when I spend all my money. Why don't you give me the money and I'll help you spend it, so as not to make you feel bad; I wish you every day as happy as getting paid.