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Personals, how to write it better?

Although my family is not very good, I have a sincere heart. I want to find someone who is destined to live on my own, and I am very satisfied.

Don't come if you want to find a handsome guy. If you want to find a wallet, don't see him. Don't talk about master's degree or above, don't talk about female entrepreneurs (except small business owners), so we won't be disappointed in each other. A talented husband who looks like Andy Lau and Tom Cruise will not propose to you. Of course, I didn't dream of Notting Hill. If you are really a fairy, I can't take it. I didn't expect you to look like the cover of a pictorial, and you were shocked at first sight. Ordinary people who are fashionable in appearance, conservative in heart and healthy in body and mind will do. It would be more reliable if it were more or less elegant. I like women who can fold clothes. Every time I wash and iron it, it looks like I just bought it from the store. Be specific enough. Let me introduce myself. I'm not young anymore. I went abroad as an international student. I have lived abroad for more than ten years. I didn't go to school seriously. I learned a survival skill in wasting time. Now that I'm back from overseas, I didn't succeed. To tell the truth, I should be defined as a "three fake turtles" with no company, no stock and no degree. Open-minded, 50-50, dishonest, but born timid, killing is not illegal, I can't do it. Generally speaking, it belongs to a category that is beneficial to the crowd and harmless to society. You are the only one who is interested.