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The circle of friends deals with the personality of the villain and talks about phrases.
1, boy, what happened today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?
After all, this is not a society that bitches love, so you'd better restrain yourself.
The real hidden disease is smallness, while the great hidden disease is hypocrisy.
4, flower world, flower heart, flower people deceive people; If you achieve your goal, you will change your mind and pity the daughter of the world; Break a man's heart. Men are flowers.
I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.
6. Usually women say to men: I am not suitable for you. In fact, it means that no one will be suitable for you.
7. You are obviously a snail, and you have to carry a tortoise shell, which is seriously overloaded. You're not too tired.
8. Love is despair in loneliness, being strong in despair, and thinking about him all the time after being strong.
9. You are just a rice jar.
10, aphids eat grass, rust eats iron, and hypocrisy eats the soul.
1 1. I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid that no one will love you as much as I do after I die.
12, have a drink and walk the dog.
13, how far is it forever? Get out, boy!
14, everything is going up, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.
Your appearance is very refreshing.
16, sleepy in spring, weak in summer and weak in autumn, just sleeping in winter.
17, Journey to the West told us that monsters with backgrounds were all taken away, and those without backgrounds were all killed by a stick.
18, if you are destined not to give me the expected response. Then keep a safe distance.
19, hypocrisy can never grow in power and become true.
20, look at you badly, look carefully than look hard.
2 1, looks very sci-fi, looks very ordinary!
22. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness going upstream?
23. Jin Yu was defeated.
24, the gentleman does not go to the villain, and the villain returns like grass.
25, holding a kitchen knife to cut the wire, sparks with lightning all the way.
26, don't cry at my grave, dirty my path of reincarnation.
27, your five senses organization discipline is too bad!
As far as your appearance is concerned, I'm not bragging. No one in the world can match you, really!
29. Women shed more tears in bed than anywhere else. Men lie in bed, and there are a lot of them everywhere.
30. In fact, other people don't want to talk to you because they are too rare. Really, just listen carefully.
3 1, what is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.
32. Your appearance is very refreshing!
33. A man's infidelity is like a dog, which can't change its mind and eats shit. Don't fantasize that he will stop there, let alone listen to his vows.
34. It's shameless for an animal to pretend to be a respectable gentleman!
35. Long adventure and creativity.
36. Don't think you can bite just because you are a dog.
37. A false heart will not have strong legs.
38. It's no use being handsome. Can I swipe my card with that face after spending?
39. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.
40. People say that I married you because flowers were inserted in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog shit.
4 1, the villain's plan has always been personal, which means something else.
42. Nowadays, young people really don't know the so-called. He even smeared cow dung on his face.
43. Do you know how to write shame? You lost 18 generations of ancestors.
44. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.
45, only the icing on the cake, who wants to send charcoal in the snow.
46. I knew you were a monster as soon as I opened my eyes.
47, long buns, don't blame the dog for following.
48. As long as you look like salted fish, you still mention salted fish to me. People's salted fish will be salted for half a year and die early. Can you turn over? You can give it to me, you can give it to me.
49. The one with ten and nine strange eyes is a pervert.
50, don't cheat in the exam, fart your mother. Don't panic when you cheat, but play dumb when you get caught.
5 1. Men have eight fears: one is that their lover is pregnant, the other is that their wife is desperate, the third is that the young lady is ill, the fourth is that the masses will react, the fifth is that their lover is soaked, the sixth is that mahjong is beaten, the seventh is that money is stolen, and the eighth is that Viagra is invalid.
52. Red beans don't grow in the south, but on my face. I really miss them!
If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you, but you are an orangutan.
I think workers are the most beautiful people! What can we eat without the hard work of all the workers in the world? What to wear without the labor of laborers? What are you bragging about when you have nothing to eat and wear?
55. I wanted to show my face, but my ass was exposed!
56. Bitches are always bitches. Even with inflation, it can't be expensive!
57. Flowers often belong to cow dung instead of people who appreciate them.
58. Because of this, scientific truth; Not only that, I'm a father. You are very handsome, very handsome, very attractive, everyone loves you and spends more. You must be the best among scum and the beast among animals. Look, your little face is so thin that it doesn't even look like a pig!
59. When life turned everything into black humor with malice, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with higher education.
60. Your dragging speed is long, and your memory consumption is long.
The circle of friends deals with the character of the villain. Let's talk about the second stage:
1, leaning against the east wind will be crazy.
2. Upright people are upright, and villains are often compassionate.
3. Yang enters the gentleman, while Yin retreats into the villain.
4, the villain has been private, quite referring to other things.
5. You are really a tree. How easy is it?
6, the villain only meets, the cold and summer can not be expected.
7. A gentleman is not as good as Zhou, and a villain is not as good as Zhou.
8. How far is forever? Get out, boy!
9. Why don't gentlemen go to villains, and villains are like grass.
10, don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult!
1 1, the villain has no knot, and he abandons his roots and pursues it to the end. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.
12, the villain is shameless, valuing profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.
13, you rely on the mountain to fall, rely on water to dry, watch the cock die, watch the dog turn over.
14, the villain is sleepy, and the afterlife is full of blood. The world is solid, why should I follow you?
15, today's young people really don't understand the so-called, give him cow dung and he still wipes it on his face.
16. Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scum.
17, I really want to put you in a cage and wander the streets to taste delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.
18, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half mark on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!
19, the casting mirror must be bronze, which is easy to grind and wipe. It's hard for a villain to tolerate being friends with a villain in the distance. Cast a mirror, learn from it and make friends with it. Not every copper can illuminate. Many little people are right and wrong.
20, cow dung is cow dung, even if you are fragrant, flowers will generally not be inserted in you, because that will insult the aesthetic feeling.
Classic sentences of villains
1, not sweet, but not broken. Don't be intimate, that is, on the basis of not refusing to communicate, but don't communicate too deeply, that is, don't refuse to communicate. Breaking up is sometimes an enemy. 2, do not take the initiative to contact, but do not refuse to contact. Don't take the initiative to contact, but don't refuse to associate, because refusing is a very impolite behavior, which will let the villain seize the handle and have the opportunity to anger him.
3, you can give benefits, but you can't take advantage of the villain. You can be nice to him, but don't take advantage of them. Just like raising a child, sometimes a cigarette and a bottle of water won't make him feel how important he is, but if you give him a cigarette and a bottle of water, the consequences are far more serious than you think.
4. Say hello to villains often and talk less. There is a kind of villain who likes to gossip behind others' backs, so you should learn to talk less in front of the villain and try not to talk about others or your privacy, but you must be polite, that is, thank you, hello, you're welcome and so on.
5, do not help, do not stop, do not persuade, do not participate, do not discuss, let it develop, let it die. Letting yourself die is the best way. Some things that should not exist will be eliminated by society. You don't have to worry, just wait slowly.
6, don't enter the villain circle, and don't let the villain go deep into his own field and soul. As the saying goes, people near Zhu Zhechi and Mexico are all black. Don't enter the circle of villains, because they will change their values over time.
7. The villain will be recognized by everyone sooner or later if he does more injustice. The eyes of the public are discerning, so you don't have to expose them. Everyone's behavior is in the eyes of others, so you don't have to decide. They have their own nemesis.
Friends despise the words of villains.
If a circle of friends despises villains:
1, what apology? False comfort! Stay away from me.
2. The gentleman is harmonious but different, and the villain is not harmonious.
I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive!
4. There is a kind of person who likes to shoot himself in the foot.
Don't say wish me happiness after you leave. Who are you to wish me happiness?
6. I really want to send you into a cage to swim the streets and try delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.
7, you are quite suitable for taking the upper route!
8. A false heart will not have strong legs.
9. an upright man is open and poised while a petty man is anxious and worried.
10, when poor God came in quietly, false friendship washed away from the window.
1 1, a gentleman is not as good as Zhou, and a villain is not as good as Zhou.
12, the villain only meets, and the cold and summer are not expected.
13, I wish you an early success!
14, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half mark on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!
15, this person has been vaguely successful.
16, the beauty of a gentleman as an adult is not the evil of an adult. The villain is the opposite.
17, the world is like this, it's all hypocritical. If it is not hypocrisy, how can it be called the world?
18. The cast mirror must be bronze, which is easy to clean. It's hard for a villain to tolerate being friends with a villain in the distance. Cast a mirror, learn from it and make friends with it. Not every copper can illuminate. Many little people are right and wrong.
19, hypocrisy can never grow in power and become true.
20, don't cheat in the exam, fart your mother. Don't panic when you cheat, but play dumb when you get caught.
2 1, how far is it forever? Get out, boy!
22, the villain has been private, quite referring to other things.
23. Why don't gentlemen go to villains, and villains will die like grass.
24, don't cry at my grave, dirty my path of reincarnation.
25. Only villains and women are difficult to raise.
26. Aphids eat grass, rust eats iron, and hypocrisy eats soul.
27. If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.
28. If others can't see your hypocrisy, you are not hypocritical?
29. You are really a tree. How simple is it?
Please respect yourself.
3 1, what apology? False comfort! Stay away from me.
32. Nowadays, young people really don't know the so-called. He even smeared cow dung on his face.
33. The hippo was crushed by Noah's Ark and a new volcano erupted.
34. Hypocrisy likes to hide in the noblest thoughts. It never tries to get rid of thinking, because thinking can make it gain a noble reputation without blowing away the dust.
35. You rely on the mountain to fall, rely on water to dry, watch the cock die, and watch the dog turn over.
People like you are really rare in the world!
Hypocrisy encourages us to cover up our sins with the cloak of virtue in an attempt to escape the accusations of others.
38. A gentleman is figurative, while a villain is figurative.
I won't cry for you again. My mascara is not cheap.
40, the gentleman is Huaide, and the villain is pregnant with the soil; A gentleman is guilty of punishment, but a villain is guilty of profit.
4 1. Truth is truth only because it faces mistakes and hypocrisy.
42. It is difficult to draw a tiger's skin, but it is difficult to draw a tiger's bone.
Many things in this world, people are saved not because of loyalty, but because of lack of loyalty.
44, the villain has no knots, abandoning the roots and chasing the tail. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.
45. The real hidden disease is smallness, while the great hidden disease is hypocrisy.
Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!
47. Don't drag in front of me like 2.58 million, just pose and pretend!
48. Yang enters a gentleman and Yin retreats into a villain.
49. Jin Yu was defeated.
Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult!
5 1, the huge shameless megaphone is a shame for Eskimos.
What can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.
53. I have met Xifeng, and I am very calm. It's just you that make me hate coming to earth.
54. What apology? False comfort! Stay away from me. !
55. The villain was trapped for an instant and went to blood shed in the afterlife. The world is solid, why should I follow you?
Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.
57. If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!
58. Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.
59. The mask has been worn for a long time, and that is the face.
60. After all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.
If friends despise villains, 2:
1, you are a bus, just get on and off for one yuan.
2, people can't extricate themselves, except teeth and love.
The stupidest person in the world doesn't call it experience with his own experience.
When my mother became a swan, you and I were still an egg!
5, white inside and red, different. Be your own sentimental peacock Kaiping.
6. This man has been vaguely successful.
7. Women pay homage to love with hymen, squander their youth with piles of condoms, lament that love is impermanent, and youth can't be returned, in exchange for a maturity, so the so-called maturity means being tired of love and having enough exercise.
8. How a man dies: When a beautiful woman dies, she gets a beautiful death in her hand.
9. You are obviously a snail, and you have to carry a tortoise shell, which is seriously overloaded. You're not too tired.
10, Jiangshan so much sleep, San Xiao so coquettish.
1 1. I always think that as long as we put something at the hearing, it's basically settled. This is a problem that cannot be discussed.
12, do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.
13, your long-drawn emblem speed, your growing memory is too much.
14. Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.
15, people can't take money to the grave, but money can take people in.
16, ask what money is in the world and teach people life and death!
17, Yang advanced as a gentleman, Yin faded as a villain.
18, what's wrong with my brain? It also proves that I have a brain. When I look at you, you have no brain. Go home and ask your mother to buy you two boxes of melatonin and see if I can make up for the birth defects.
19, your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.
20. It's hard to fight with shit. You stepped on it and ran into it, but it was still shit. It was you who got dirty.
2 1, there are too many people, and too few people can realize their shortcomings.
22. You think you are an onion, who will dip you in the sauce?
23. If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!
Many things in this world, people are saved not because of loyalty, but because of lack of loyalty.
25. Smelly garbage people spit out the source of nouns.
Your hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.
27. Giraffes make you sick.
28. I don't know how to wash it when I see it raining outside. Wash not only your ugly face, but also your dirty heart.
29. There are no elixirs in the world, but when there are more wishful people, some people start to sell them.
30. I can't afford to live in a house after the housing reform, I can't afford to see a doctor after the medical reform, and I can't afford to go to school after the educational reform.
Personalized signature phrase of friends circle
First, worry about a bird's cry, but fortunately, a spring affair, fragrant souls fly away.
Second, I still like a person, without failure, care, emotion and disappointment.
Third, I won't be sad at all, although I am in tears.
Fourth, I will comfort you for the rest of your life. You can hold my hand, I promise you a lifetime, you can accompany me for a thousand generations.
5. Not all efforts can win each other's understanding. How can a person who doesn't love you realize that your most beautiful youth is suffering with him? Your dream is gone, your heart is broken, and staying is just to prepare for leaving.
Six, wordless alone in the west wing, the moon is like a hook.
Seven, the story will end, but some people are happy and some people are crying.
I wish you could see through my insecurity and sadness, but you didn't.
The most painful feeling in the world is not lovelorn, but when I gave my heart to you, you cheated me.
Ten, one day you will know that some people, some things, a temporary fault is a lifetime.
Eleven, who read the west wind alone cool, rustling yellow leaves close the window. Thinking about the past and the future, the sun sets. Sleeping soundly after drinking, gambling books have been scented with tea. At that time, only Tao was ordinary.
Twelve, once a person who loves to laugh starts to cry, he will tear his heart out more than anyone else.
As beautiful as flowers and pure as jade as soon as possible can't compare with the fleeting time.
14. Why do you always remember this name?
Later, the Nanshan wind scattered the grain pile, and the Beihai flooded the tomb. You should look at me carefully. I'm a little like before.
Sixteen, a person's patience is limited, sadness is enough.
Seventeen, since the red gauze account, the son is affectionate; At first, I believed that my daughter's life was thin in Huangtuling.
Eighteen, mountains without graves, endless rivers, Lei Zhen in winter, rain and snow in summer, heaven and earth are one, but dare to be with you!
19, you see, so many people, such a big world, I met you, you met me, it's good.
Twenty, when you get used to being alone, you get used to hugging your arms in the cold temperature and cringing.
Someone taught you how to love, but he doesn't love you anymore.
I love you too much to feel your harm to me. I hated you and cursed you, but I still miss you.
Actually, I have feelings for you Sorry to confess.
Twenty-four, your feelings are meaningless, silently cheering for him and asking for care. In fact, he can't even see it.
Twenty-five, most people's relationship is: only take the flow without taking the heart.
Twenty-six, don't try to deceive people, because the people you can deceive are people who believe in you.
Twenty-seven, fate is like water, and only for one sentence, waiting for the next encounter. Looking at the sun and the moon that day, there was silence. Green mountains and green waters, stretching from generation to generation; Just like in my heart, you never left, never changed.
Twenty-eight, evil! I want to know you and live a long life. Mountains have no edges, rivers are endless, there is lightning in winter and rain and snow in summer. Heaven and earth are one, but they dare to separate from you.
Frankly speaking, is there any pinyin or abbreviation of someone important to you in your password? Turn if there is one.
I am a fool, waiting for a madman who loves me very much.
31. Is life like a dream? Once it is done, it will be forgotten.
Leave bravely, just like a kite, flying to such a hot blue sky.
Thirty-three, the rivers and lakes in the dream are full of flowers, people come and go, and they are prosperous.
Thirty-four, tears are sealed, and life is only difficult to die.
Interestingly, you love her so much that I dare not disturb her.
Thirty-six, I know I've been in love for a long time, and I'm disappointed with the sound of the river at Wangjiangtou.
Thirty-seven, afraid of a person's indifference; Afraid of the tranquility of the night; Afraid of seeing things, afraid of thinking about people; Afraid of being hurt by touching the scene
Thirty-eight, did you cry? No, I'm just allergic to life.
Thirty-nine, you are a rock, you are a reed, the reed is like silk, and the rock has no transfer.
Forty, someone taught you how to love, but he doesn't love you anymore.
Forty-one, some people's names, some I forget, some I will always remember. For example, some people once had nothing to say, but in the end they had nothing to say.
Forty-two, happiness is to find a warm person to live a lifetime; And I am still waiting for you in the same place, but you forget that you have been here; Love is so short, forgetting is so long.
Forty-three, if the two love for a long time, sooner or later.
Forty-four, there is always a person, even if he gives you a pack of arsenic, you will eat it with a smile.
Forty-five, wait for all the flowers to bloom and fall, and stay with you alone.
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