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A lifetime of laughter _900 words

Evening drizzle drunk the world of mortals, leaning on bamboo drunk laughing at the world of mortals. ...

There was a heavy snow one year, and a fairly wealthy family was busy. The handmaids nearby are all talking about it: "You said it was a man and a woman this time. Will it be as beautiful as his mother? " "Aye, of course, it's a boy. Isn't this society patriarchal now? His mother is one of the best beauties in Beijing. She must be beautiful! " "Yes, yes, of course, let's watch!" They didn't know that there was a man in black on the roof next to them. ...

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After about two hours, everyone was sweating and anxious. After all, it was noon, and the owner of this family was anxious outside the house ... "Hey, it's noon, why haven't you been born yet?" "Is there anything wrong?" "How is that possible? Don't talk nonsense If the master hears this, his tongue will be cut off! " "ah! So serious, I won't say it! "

After a while, an old man ran out of the house, his hands covered with blood. Maybe he was in a hurry and forgot to wash his hands. "It was born! I gave birth! It's a daughter! Master, it's a thousand dollars! " The handmaiden next to her began to talk again: "Alas, it turned out to be a young lady, but it's all right. Hello, young lady, young master's words are restless! " "Yes, yes, let's go and help that lady." After listening to this, the master finally eased his wrinkled face and said with a smile, "Yes, my daughter is good. Come on, I will reward you this time!" Hearing this, the handmaiden knelt down together and said, "Thank you, Sir!" The master waved his sleeves and casually said, "No, Wei Qi, take them to get the reward!" "promise!" Wei Qi should way.

By the way, I haven't introduced the situation here:

Fengqi: It's the young master of the Feng family. What they call peerless beauty is his concubine, and his real wife has long since passed away. The princess's name is Shinohara. Even though his wife is still here, the owner of the Phoenix family has decided to love only Shinohara in this life.

Shenya: Shenya is the wife of Feng's master. Even concubines are more favored than wives. Is one of the best stunning beauties in Beijing.

Wei Qi: Wei Qi is a very loyal housekeeper. He followed his master when he was a child. As long as he can remember, he has been around his master more.

Feng Jia: Feng Jia, a group, let me introduce you. Up and down/kloc-more than 0/00 people, more than 40 handmaiden, more than 20 people working in the kitchen, adding up to more than 40 people. It is also a big family. Master Feng's family background is the confidant of today's emperor, so there are still people in the court who favor Master Feng. Master Feng's wife once gave birth to a daughter and is now in school. Two or three years behind Shinohara Yasheng's daughter.

Suddenly, the guards rushed in and knelt in front of the master: "Old … Master … Big Miss … Big Miss, something happened to her!" "

Grade 5: Xie Yiyang