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Old feud and present life newspaper

At the end of Qing Dynasty, there was a girl named Shu Zhen in Langya village. She is sixteen years old and is ashamed of flowers. Her figure is uneven, too. Within ten miles of Fiona Fang, Fiona Fang, everyone knows that Shu Zhen is a great beauty. Many men think that if she is married, even if she dies, it will be worth it.

Shu Zhen's fame spread more and more, and was later known by Dr. Liu, the son of an official in the town. This doctor Liu inquired about the address of Shu Zhen's home, went to Langya Village by himself and found Shu Zhen's home. He didn't go into the house directly, but stood at the door of Shu Zhen's house 20 meters away and looked at it.

At this moment, Shu Zhen came out of the room to feed the chickens. When Liu Dafu first saw Shu Zhen, he was attracted by her charming figure, and his mouth watered. So he went in and said to himself, "Hey, this Shu Zhen is really beautiful, with a good figure and a beautiful face. It seems that she is still a big yellow flower girl. " All right! You are mine! "

This Dr. Liu is not bad sometimes, but the lecherous turns green when he sees beautiful women, and even molests women, so he is notorious in the county town, but no one dares to take anything from him, because his father is a county magistrate, and although his official position is not big, he is like a local tyrant here. Although his father didn't like his son's hooliganism, he turned a blind eye to him.

When Dr. Liu came home, he saw his mother and began to coquetry: "Mom, I want you to find me a wife!" " "

"Ah! What happened today? What is this? Mom said to help you find it before, but you don't want it. Tell me which woman? " Dafu's mother is also very happy to hear her son say this. She has long wanted to have grandchildren.

"Mom, I tell you, that woman is a girl from Langya Village, and she is really beautiful. That number is really ... you can propose for me. " Speaking of which, Liu Dafu closed his eyes and estimated that Dafu had a picture of himself and Shu Zhen's bridal chamber in his head.

Dafu's mother poked at Dafu's head: "Look at your worthless appearance, how can you find a country girl? Don't! No matter how beautiful it is, it should be suitable for finding a wife. Mom can't agree to your request. Mom will inquire for you another day! "

Seeing that his mother refused, Dafu was a little angry and went out to find some friends to drink. His friends are all local idlers. Dafu told a group of friends about Shu Zhen and made it clear that he was determined to take Shu Zhen home as his wife, but his mother wouldn't allow it. At this moment, someone said, "Brother Fu, if you really want Shu Zhen, I think you can do it …" Then he leaned over Dafu's ear and whispered.

Hearing this, Dafu said, "This is not good! Let my father know that he must kill me! "

The man said with a bad smile, "Brother Fu, as the saying goes, when peony dies, it's romantic to be a ghost. I can't bear to part with my child, but I can't catch the wolf. " I think this is definitely no problem. "

Dafu thought about it and nodded: "Then try it, gnome male-"!

Hearing this, the man patted the table: "OK! Brother Fu, I'll find someone to work! "

When it was dark, Dafu took three or four people to Langya Village, and several of them went to Shu Zhen's home first.

"Is Zhang Laosan at home?" Zhang Laosan is Shu Zhen's father and a cook. Many people know that he is a good cook and a good cook.

As soon as the door opened, Zhang Laosan stood in it: "I'm Zhang Laosan. What can I do for you? "

One of them said that he had an honored guest and wanted to cook some delicious local dishes, so he specially invited Zhang Laosan to do it. Upon hearing this, Zhang Laosan felt that business was coming, so he followed, leaving Shu Zhen to eat at home alone.

When Dafu saw that Zhang Laosan had left, he discussed with his friends what to do next. The friend said, "Brother Fu, wait a minute. When she takes a shower, you can go again. Direct, haha. "

"But her house is closed?" Dafu asked.

"What's the difficulty? You forget that brothers are good at opening doors! Rest assured! " The friend said with a bad smile.

Half an hour later, Dafu heard waves of water coming from Shu Zhen's house. I think it must be that Shu Zhen has started taking a bath. So they crept close to Shu Zhen's bath room. Dafu saw from the cracks in the board that Shu Zhen had faded his coat, white skin and thin waist. When Shu Zhen turned around, those beautiful breasts were really "a pair of bright moons, a circle of pink cherries and jasper". Seeing Dafu's eyes straight, the saliva flowed out of his mouth again.

"The elder brother of the rich! The door is open, you go in, I'll keep an eye on you! " The man said.

Dafu quietly pushed open the door, gently walked to the bathroom in Shu Zhen, and saw Shu Zhen * * * pouring a gourd ladle of water on himself. Seeing Shu Zhen's vase-like figure, her crotch play began to get a little excited.

Shu Zhen, who was taking a bath, felt someone behind her. As soon as she turned around, she turned pale with fear and began to cry.

"Who are you!" Shu Zhen's little hands protect her breasts, but she can't stop all the love. See Dafu's eyes staring at his private parts and wait for a while, Shu Zhen conveniently smashed the gourd ladle.

"Shu Zhen, I like you, be my wife!" He said he was going to rush up and play hooligans.

"Help! Help! ! Someone is playing hooligans! " Shu Zhen shouted for help. This call, Dafu was afraid, and quickly covered Shu Zhen's mouth, but he was still bitten. Dafu's right hand was bitten on his chin. When his hand was released, Shu Zhen continued to call for help. Panicked Dafu was in a hurry. He put his hands around Shu Zhen's neck, regardless of Shu Zhen's life and death. Finally, at the age of sixteen, Shu Zhen lost his breath.

That day, Zhang Laosan did go to the man's house to cook. When she came back, she found her daughter lying on the ground, sniffing and touching the carotid artery, crying sadly, although she didn't know who killed her daughter. Dafu lied to his family about going to the provincial capital to do business with friends because he killed someone, and fled to the provincial capital to take refuge.

Two months later. "Wow, wow" a baby crying, coming from the home of Governor Wang Daren.

"Congratulations to Wang Daren, my wife gave birth to a big fat boy, which is really handsome." The midwife said to Wang Daren.

Wang daren walked around the room with his son in his arms. He was so happy that his son suddenly stopped crying. He looked at the word "Fu" on the wall and said, "Fu!"

This frightened Wang Daren, thinking, maybe his son is a monster? Born to talk, or did you hear it wrong?

Wang Daren's son seemed to read his mind, so he stopped making any noise. Instead, I looked at my little hands and turned them over and over. It feels like "Are these little hands mine?"

Three months later, entrusted by his father, Dr. Liu sent Wang Daren a gift to congratulate Wang Daren on the birth of his son. On this day, Wang Daren also held a one-hundred-day banquet for his son.

Dr. Liu drinks and eats vegetables at the party. Wang Daren and his son came out to see everyone. When he walked beside Dr. Liu, Dr. Liu leaned down and boasted, "Wang Daren is really blessed, and his son is really beautiful!"

As soon as the voice fell, Wang Daren's son suddenly spoke: "You killed me!" This sentence stunned everyone present.

"This child has spoken", "This child has just turned 100 days and can speak. It's so strange. " The guests began to talk about it.

Dr. Liu is also very scared, because he did kill someone, but why does the baby know? Said he killed him?

Wang Daren's son spoke again: "My previous life was called Zhang Shuzhen. I'm from Langya Village, xx County. I am a girl of 16 years old. I was taking a bath that day. The scoundrel sneaked into my house and tried to despise me. Finally, he killed me. After my death, I was taken to the underworld by a ghost. When I was reincarnated and wanted to drink Meng Po Tang, I was scared to roll to the other side of Meng Po's table. I was reincarnated without drinking Meng Po Tang. "

"damn it! ! Monster! " I don't know who shouted, and many guests scattered in fear. At this point, Dr. Liu's legs were weak and he could not walk.

In fact, some Wang adults believed his son's words and shouted, "Somebody!"

"Dad, if you don't believe me, you can look at the rogue's right hand. I bit his chin. There should be a scar. He has a mole the size of a soybean on his left arm! " When the baby finished this sentence, he ordered Dr. Liu's right hand to be taken out. When he looked at the tiger's mouth, he really had a scar. Then he looked at his left hand, and there really was a mole.

"Doctor liu! Is this really the case? " Wang Daren asked. At this point, Dr. Liu was pale and only had a cold sweat on his forehead. When Wang Daren saw that Dr. Liu was guilty, he knew that Dr. Liu must have killed someone.

Wang Daren, the satrap, took Dr. Liu into custody and brought him back to xx County for trial. He wrote a notice and posted it on the gate. On the day of the trial, many people came to Langya Village because they all wanted to know how Shu Zhen was killed.

According to Zhang Laosan's memory, Wang Daren found many people who were inextricably linked with the case, and finally brought Dr. Liu to justice and beheaded him.

In fact, after Dr. Liu killed Shu Zhen, some people in Langya Village saw them running out of Shu Zhen's house in panic. And Dr. Liu's friends also inadvertently said it out, but not many people know it.

A person who has done bad things will be punished. As the saying goes, what goes around comes around. Don't report in this life, report in the afterlife! There is also positive energy in many folk stories.