The classic line about the fight between Yang Xiaoyun and Xiang Nan during their divorce

2008-05-29 09:13 AM Yang Xiaoyun: Bah! I don't love you!

Xiang Nan: If you cook instant noodles for me at night and add two eggs for me, do you mean you don’t love me? Bah!

Yang Xiaoyun: I boil dog eggs! Bah!

Xiang Nan: When you cook instant noodles for dogs, do you add two eggs? Bah!

Yang Xiaoyun: I boil dog eggs! Pooh!

Xiang Nan: What’s wrong with you just being nice to me?

Yang Xiaoyun: Bah! I don’t admit it!

Xiang Nan: Let me tell you, I am your first love, I am your favorite, and I just can’t get divorced!

Yang Xiaoyun: You are a scoundrel!

Xiang Nan: Thank you for reminding me that I am really a scoundrel and I still rely on you. I told you Yang Xiaoyun that you can’t divorce me because I changed my mind and I don’t agree to the divorce. If you tell me again, I will tell you to stop joking with me when you get divorced!

Yang Xiaoyun: Bah! divorce! Divorce now! If you don't leave me, I will trample you to death right now!

Xiang Nan: Bah! No way!

Yang Xiaoyun: Bah!

Xiang Nan: Bah! Go play! You go play with me! Go play with the spoon for me!

Yang Xiaoyun: You. . . .

Xiang Nan: Bah!

Staff: Hey. . Sir, no smoking here

Yang Xiaoyun: Who told you to smoke?

Xiang Nan: Can you manage it?

Xiang Nan: What are you looking at? What are you looking at! Let me play with you all! Why not make a TV series? All of them!

Crowd: How are you talking? This is!

Xiang Nan: How do you say it? .

Yang Xiaoyun: Why don't you let others see it? Do you know how to respect others? I tell you, these are all my fans

Xiang Nan: Bah!

Yang Xiaoyun: What are you talking about? You are my super fan

Xiang Nan: Bah!

Yang Xiaoyun: Xiangnan, let me ask you, what is so good about me that makes you admire me so hard all day long?

Xiang Nan: Why do I love you so much? Bah!

Yang Xiaoyun: It’s all gone. It’s okay. Next couple!