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A very interesting encyclopedia of local flavor (a collection of 60 sentences)

It's interesting to talk about local flavor. 1. "Do you know which three days are the best in the world?" What three days? "Have your days, have my days, have you and I become our days."

2. Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you touch my heartstrings?

Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.

5. "Let's eat noodles", "What noodles" and "Your heart"

6. Do you know the happiest number? What is this? It's five o'clock. Why? Let's have a look (after the opponent is five, stretch out his hand and clasp his fingers)

7. "I want to change my avatar." What kind? "You are like this."

8. Child: "Teacher, you killed me. You make me miserable. " Me: "? What's wrong? " "You make me like you so much."

9. Good things like to share with others, and better things just want to hide, such as you.

10. "Do you know who I can't live without?" I don't know. "Of course I can't live without you."

1 1. Come here. I want to talk to you one day.

12. "I think you should knock on all the doors." "Why?" "Because you knock well."

13. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

14. "I like watching movies with you"? "It doesn't matter if the movie is not good, you are good."

15. "I want to buy a piece of land." "Where?" "Your unswerving loyalty"

16. "I learned to walk twice in my life." Which time? "Once when I was a child, once when I came to see you that day."

17. If I can, I'd rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and look forward to your pity. If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl.

18. "I really like you" How much do you like me? "Even if the whole World Cup is surrounded by hell, I will be your paradise."

19. I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why are you too sweet?

20. I heard that my husband's family is very good, and my daughter wants to hear more in her life.

Very interesting local flavor, let's talk about it. Part II: 2 1. "Good night." "What's the matter with you? I hope you miss me so much that you can't sleep at night. "

22. A good girl like me will never know who she lost.

23. All the scenery and plants in the world are beautiful, all the strokes are random scenery, and since fate has brought you, all the scenery is just to set you off.

24. "The weather is fine today." Well, it's sunny. "Very suitable for running and making noise, more suitable for kissing and hugging."

25. "I suspect you are a carbonated drink." "Why?" "Because as soon as I saw you, I was bubbling happily."

26. Stop eating candy and kiss me. My mouth is sweeter.

27. "I know three people who like you", "Who" and "Me, Me, Me"

"I want to buy a piece of land from you." "What land to buy?" "Buy your unswerving heart."

29. "We may have been hit by an arrow." "Huh?" Cupid's Arrow

30. "Tell you seven anti-aging methods" What methods? "Love me, love me, love me, love me"

3 1. If you don't want to leave home, I will make peace for you. If you don't want to get married, I will set foot in Wan Li for you.

32. I am a vulgar person. I regard mountains as mountains and the sea as the sea. Only when I saw you, the sea of clouds began to surge, and the river tide began to surge.

33. I'm quite sure. Why? No kissing.

34. "Do you know which god I like best?" "Your eyes"

35. Do you want to try the new strawberry lipstick?

36.2.3 Wooden head, don't move. Sorry, I'm moving. My heart is beating.

37. Girl, I am as sure as a gun. I just need a kiss from you.

The sky is blue and the sun is round. I hope you are mine.

39. Search for notifications. I accidentally left a sincere heart on the person who is reading this message. Please contact me as soon as possible. If you want to take my heart, I will be very happy.

40. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."

You know, I'm afraid to move now because I'm afraid I'll fall into the swamp of loving you.

42. "Guess what uniform I like" and "Being subdued by you"

43. Guess what kind of meat I like to eat? (pork? ) You are a pet.

44. Would you like to try my new strawberry lipstick?

45. I want to find Duan and you.

46. "I have a little hypoglycemia recently." "What's the matter?" "Because it's been too long."

47. "I'm so sleepy. Did you go to be a thief last night?" "Yes, steal your heart."

48. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

49. "Since you have messed up my heart, when are you going to mess up my bed?"

50. "Happy Mother's Day." I am not a mother yet. "You are the mother of my future child."

5 1. "Are we friends now?" "Yes" and "Not after, because you are my girlfriend";

52. I was born in the south, grew up in the south, grew up in your hands, and finally went to a different place.

53. What time is it? Come on. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

I am jealous when I think that I liked you so much yesterday.

55. I hope I can grow old with you if I am not careful. Even if there are more twists and turns along the way, I just want to end up with you.

56. What's so important about you? You are very important. I'm not with you. You are in my heart.

57. I still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and you will eventually arrive through the wooden fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter. -Rao Xueman

58. "Let's eat noodles" and "What noodles"

59. Dye the brightest hair and leave the deepest scar, just to find the person you love the most.

60. "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No" "Congratulations, now you have it."

Very interesting sentence

1, sometimes I feel like a psycho. Not only do you struggle with yourself, but you will also disturb others.

2. I'm just a crazy passerby who accompanied you for a short time.

3. Sometimes you can look at it indifferently, sometimes it's a little too persistent.

4, it is not terrible to get it, but it is a joke to keep it.

I know you are lying to me, but I still want to believe it.

6. I love you, so I wait and I wait for you, so I love you.

7. I love you, but I hope you will never know and let me sink alone.

8. Sometimes, a person's words can completely hurt himself.

9. I don't lack love. Your leaving just made me lose a habit.

10, we are all lies, not cheating.

1 1, everyone will be tired, and no one can bear all the sadness and fatigue for you.

12, we started here and now we have to end here.

13, I was just a child, a child who cried when he was hurt.

14, it's mine, don't move. It's not mine. You put it there, too

15, many times it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you care more about the other person.

16, I have been hurt once, but I still don't know how to give up. I have to be black and blue to give up.

17, don't say how afraid you are of losing, don't say how much you hate separation.

18, pretend to be indifferent and tell everyone that I don't care, I'm fine.

19, sometimes the tighter you hold, the faster you lose.

20. I always thought there was only me in your world, just as there was only you in my world.

2 1, I can't allow any betrayal, anyone, any form, any reason.

22. When expectation turns into regret, there will be no eternal life.

23. You will never understand that what I pretend is not important.

24. If this is love, it is unfair. You don't have to be reasonable I can leave.

If you didn't mean it, don't shake my heart again.

26. We have been practicing smiling, and finally we become people who dare not cry.

27. Expired love. An expired promise. Expired memories. Let me die.

28. Sometimes I like listening to songs, not because they sound good, but because the lyrics are written like myself.

29. The most painful thing in the world is to fall in love with someone who is infatuated with others.

30, can we not be brave, when love is too sour to bear.

Interesting personality. Tell me about it.

Interesting personality. Tell me about it.

1. If you climb on the ground and look up at others, you can't blame them for standing up straight and looking down at you.

2. The sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.

The revolution will be successful before the villains work hard.

4. People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

5. Be a rogue with temperament, a man with taste and a knowledgeable illiterate.

6. You are the best example of failed abortion! It's not your fault that you want to be a mistress, but it's your fault to come to college!

7. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun to play without you.

8. Don't fall in love with me. Get married if you are hypocritical and capable.

9. Other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies.

10. Don't do anything wrong, throw all the dirty water on yourself. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

1 1. The advantage of news broadcast is that even if you have been changing channels, you can watch a piece of news completely.

12. Who are you making that face with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

13. Life is too short to be sexy.

14. Beautiful women who look coquettish are not all tigers, but they may all be salesmen.

15. I don't tidy my room. I am a beauty in a messy room.

16. According to the law, a man can only get married at the age of 18, but he can be a soldier at the age of 18. This illustrates a problem: first, it is easier to kill than to be a husband; Second, it is more difficult to live than to fight; Third, women are more difficult to deal with than enemies.

17. I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

18. After you were born, were you thrown for the last time, but only caught once?

19. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

20. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.

2 1. Try not to make any noise if you can.

22. If it is a long insole face, don't step on it.

23. Fighter in Bull B, bitch.

24. Cow dung is cow dung after all, and it will not become sweet cake if steamed in a pot.

25. Get out of here, keep rolling. ...

26. At first glance, you don't look so good, but at second glance, you might as well look evil.

27. When you ask the male toad what is the most beautiful, his answer must be that the female toad doesn't have to doubt his appreciation level, but his environment is different.

28. Some things don't need to be argued. They are submissive on the surface and rebellious in secret.

29. I found a mouse pad yesterday and wanted to get a computer. What did you say was missing?

30. I'll hit you if I hit you. Do we have to choose a date?

3 1. I really envy you for knowing me so young.

32. Admit your mistakes and never change.

33. Times have changed. Who will be waiting for you there?

34. Quit smoking, go to bed early and die well.

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

36. Why is there no arranged marriage in the evil new society?

37. Who will not die, who will not die.

38. It's not that I don't fold the quilt, mainly because I miss the past, or I like the quilt I slept the day before going to bed, which forced me to raise this living habit problem to personality cultivation.

39. How tired is it from simplicity to indifference?

40. Parents: Please don't call your children "Bunny", because from a genetic point of view, this is very bad for you.

4 1. I want to go, but I don't want to die

42. It is better to love or be loved than to love.

When a woman is looking at the sky, she doesn't want to look for anything. She is just lonely ...

44. People talk and fart. Like farting, talking is just a breath.

Very interesting. Tell me about Daquan.

Very interesting. Tell me about Daquan.

1. Invest in health-know how to take care of yourself.

2. Be a guest at the home of ethnic compatriots or foreigners.

3. Experience a military life-strengthen self-discipline and sense of responsibility.

4. Take advantage of opportunities to absorb the nutrition of knowledge. Quotations from Weibo

5. Change your job at least once-dare to change the status quo.

6. Take part in a physical or intellectual competition-the winner wins first.

7. Contribute and publish an article in your favorite newspaper.

8. Look at the world from another angle.

9. Learn to cook some special dishes.

10. Find your own entertainment and fitness methods.

1 1. Keep a happy smile-don't let trouble come to your world.

12. Start a business, whether it is successful or not.

13. Imagine the last moment of life-experience life and death.

14. At the end of each year, check your behavior in the past year.

15. Write a will and donate useful organs after death.

16. Choose a career you love.

17. Start with small things in daily life and be an environmentalist.

Talk to strangers.

19. Express your gratitude.

20. Have a "daydream".

2 1. Take a lifetime to remember a lesson or a useful suggestion.

22. Selling goods by hand.

23. Find true friendship.

24. Ask for a life coach.

25. Experience another life-live in the country for a few days and enjoy the rural scenery.

26. Plant a tree for yourself-let life continue on the tree.

27. Looking for lost childlike innocence.

28. Challenge your limits.

29. Review history on the Great Wall.

30. I was deeply and passionately in love once.

3 1. Travel alone-really enjoy being alone.

32. Take part in parades and carnivals-feel the passion and wildness.

33. Meet a celebrity you admire in your heart.

34. Use 2 1 day to break a bad habit.

35. Go to the construction site and other places to live with ordinary workers for one day.

36. Read 15 minutes every day.

37. Spend some time with your family every day.

38. Cultivate a personal hobby.

39. Learn a musical instrument.

40. Observe all kinds of sentient beings and taste the joy of life.

4 1. I often go home to see my parents.

42. Let's drink to the past-attend a class reunion.

43. Travel to your favorite place.

44. Live for a period of time with your own skills in a strange environment.

45. Keep a happy marriage.

46. Massage and rub your parents.

47. Sleeping alone in a deserted field.

48. Go to Tiananmen Square to watch the flag-raising ceremony.

49. Respect your opponent.

50. Steal half a day-slow down the pace of life.