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Let's talk about Yuyuan Garden.
Emperor: Raise your hand and say no ceremony. Turn to the princess What happened?
Favorite concubine: spoiled the emperor ~ she bumped into a concubine! ~ But instead of apologizing, she insulted the male and female servants!
Emperor: Seriously, XX, why did you do that? !
Wu: Calm down. This time it's the fault of the male and female servants. But I already apologized. But XX is still adamant.
Emperor: Still serious? Effie, is what she said true?
Favorite: outrageous. She is lying! Male and female servants did not! Your majesty, you have to see it!
Wu: Calm down, your Majesty. There is a maid-in-waiting, so she can talk.
The emperor was livid and pointed to the ladies-in-waiting. Come here. Tell me the whole story.
Maid-in-waiting: She came slowly and came here trembling. . Here you are. . I saw XX (not a pet princess) sweeping the floor when she was about to give a gift. Then XX (a pet princess) came over and collided with XX (not a pet princess). XX (not the pet princess) was busy apologizing, but XX (the pet princess) looked at the pet princess with an ungrateful and scared look and continued to abuse XX (the pet princess). ...
Emperor: Is it true that you are angry with the princess? !
Beloved: It's urgent. Don't listen to this maid-in-waiting nonsense. XX (not the favorite) must have bribed the maid-in-waiting. ...
Emperor: The angrier you get, the more nonsense you talk! XX (not a pet princess) argues with you, how can she buy off this maid-in-waiting! If you say that she bought it in advance and she is not a prophet, how do you know this will happen!
Beloved: Beg for mercy, your Majesty. ...
Wu: Your Majesty, calm down. She is arrogant because she is partial to others, so she should be punished because she doesn't take others seriously!
Emperor: I am very angry. Somebody please. Let her down!
Me: snigger
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