Exciting and funny quotations from fzl

1, my vicissitudes of life, unexpectedly broke out in acne!

2. I play computer too much, and I want to copy and paste every newspaper …

I want to write your name on the toilet paper and wipe your ass with it.

4, my mother said that the world is not without chickens, why are eggs so expensive!

5. Life is like an angry bird. Every time I fail, there are always a few pigs laughing there.

6. One person's happiness meets two people's sadness.

7. Don't do anything wrong, just pour all the dirty water on yourself, and I have to flush the toilet.

8. From junior high school to senior high school, it's good that the cows that were blown before can be blown again.

9. I'm not a pretty boy. Why should I be so white?

10, a good horse doesn't eat grass back, there is no grass ahead, and a good horse will run back!

1 1, menopausal patients are at home. It's like burying a time bomb. You may step on a mine at any moment. Can also be used repeatedly.

12, to borrow one like you, don't move, I'll do it.

13, you see that your deficiency is more than kidney deficiency.

14, don't look at Russia like this. I don't lack men.

15, ugly women are better than beautiful women, at least walking at night is safer than them.

16, if you want to make your life shine, then your best way is to be a third wheel. ...

17, in the double entanglement of taking notes in class, I resolutely chose to sleep.

18, break your fingers and count ~ I will have a holiday in a few more times, very happy.

19, holding a flower umbrella, wandering alone in the noisy little broken street, hoping to meet a handsome melon.

20. Nowadays, both men and women are abnormal. "

2 1, I'm in a bad mood ... forgive me for eating. ...

Look at yourself in front of the mirror. If you don't spit, you have a thick skin.

23. My friend called my home by plane and asked me where you are now.

Everyone calls me meteor shower. Let's go to see the thunderstorm.

As an animal, I feel a lot of pressure.

26. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, shout to Chang 'e: Give me moon cakes! There is a cloud in the sky: Chang 'e is not in the service area!

Don't tell me forever, I'm sure I won't live to that point. ...

28. My friends asked me what I had done these three days, and I said to them: I miss Chang 'e at home!

Don't mess with me, I just haven't found a breakthrough yet.

30, milk is not necessarily a mother, money must be a grandfather.

3 1, don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will cause a tsunami.

32. 165438+ 0 o'clock last night. Read novels secretly. It looks like an earthquake.

33. The biggest difference between people and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while people are sometimes not people.

34, the dumb said to the deaf; I love you. The deaf believe what the dumb say.

Tell jokes, first learn not to be angry, and then learn to make people angry.

1 What feels thick is not necessarily money. . Probably a thick rag. .

Why do angels fly? Not because of wings, but because there is no burden.

I'm crazy about you, but you're depressed about me.

Since I bought insurance, I've just crossed the street.

The new edition of Princess Pearl tells us that happiness can only be copied. ...

When I was 6 years old, I cried and cried. Grown up, laughed and cried. .

Shave your head and be a dishonest monk.

There is a kind of trouble, which is often more troublesome than when a woman comes to her period.

Hello, your summer vacation balance is insufficient, please renew it at the front desk.

10 Don't say that someone else has a brain problem, provided that that person has a brain.

1 1 Commitment is like fucking you. Speaking of which, who did it?

12 my advantage: I dare to admit my mistakes; Disadvantages: resolutely do not change.

13 fake diamonds can still shine, and real shit is always a piece of shit.

14 Sleeping is also an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.

15 Do you think it's that easy to make money? Falling in love is not that easy! !

16 We are not driving too fast, but flying too low.

17 honey, you are so humorous. Hold someone and say you love me.

18 learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.

19 I want to make a lot of money for my father, and then I will be a rich second generation.

The most painful thing in life is not to wait in line to buy things, but to wait until you have finished buying them.

2 1 Suddenly I turned around and found that no one wanted to chat.

I planted a bunch of girlfriends in Houshan last year. In autumn, there are green hats everywhere.

23 lose weight lose weight say lose weight after every meal.

Three verses and nine lies are women's business, and three wives and four concubines are men's business.

I don't know what dependence is until I lose my belt.

Don't ask me if I'm selfish. I just haven't met anyone who makes me selfless.

There must be a road in front of Erqili Mountain. I can't stop it.

Menstruation is like a big wolf. When he leaves, he always shouts, I will definitely come back.

This life is too scribbled, with blurred handwriting and swallowing sentences. No thoughts.

Funny personality qq mood phrases kill people.

Funny personality qq mood phrases kill people.

1. No matter how much you despise me, we are all made in China.

How dare you curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning? I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning.

When you say "forget me" to me, I just want to say "I will never remember you"

4. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first, and don't blame the earth for not having gravity when you are constipated.

At first, I thought I would grow old if I loved you like this, and it would be a hoary head to watch you go.

6.i farted. They say it's love. I heard it and smelled it, but no one saw it.

7. Are you lit like a firecracker? The result of a little fire is cannon fodder.

8. I liked playing hide-and-seek best when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

9. I'm really comfortable that people who don't like me can add trouble to your heart.

10. It's not just parents who are handsome, but living handsome is the real skill.

1 1. I love you until the end of the news broadcast.

12. If you don't like the real me, then choose a corpse to show you.

13. Women refuse love with friendship, and men exchange friendship for love.

14. Poor eyesight, fair hearing, but serious mental problems.

15. Some people even say that I wear eye shadow, which is an insult to my dark circles.

16. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

Utaoki has been to Japan; You can't judge a book by its cover, but neither can a mistress judge a book by its cover. '

18. How lovely the world would be if grades could rise as fast as house prices.

19. We are ordinary people and we are special people, so we are special ordinary people.

20. All the food you waste will be blocked on your way to heaven.

2 1. When you left, I said I would bless you forever; But I will curse you to the end.

22. I didn't say you were shameless, I said you were shameless.

23. Every time you start school, you will say the same sentence "You must study hard this semester".

24. If you don't study for a day, no one can see; If you don't study for a week, it will start to explode; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

Super classic irritating classic funny quotations-I am not only lucky, but also have good athlete's foot.

Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital!

Don't think I am out of reach just because I am handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.

Today the weather is fine, windy and rainy.

As a typical failure, you really succeeded!

Three heads are better than one, and one is Zhuge Liang.

In this golden autumn of red leaves and maple leaves.

If you bother me again, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow!

The wind is rustling and the water is cold. Pay back the money you owe!

Where to eat? I have no money.

Let's eat out, it's my treat-the hose.

See if there's anything left

I have a white tiger with a left dragon and a right tiger, and a Mickey Mouse tattooed on my waist.

If you don't take revenge, it's hard to swallow this evil spirit

Then how can I let you die?

She is so fat that my thighs can't twist her arms.

There is a road in the mountain of books, and it is clean first, and there is no limit to learning the sea.

The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

Homework! I wrote it!

Did you do your homework?

Sit down! Well, it's still warm under p shares ... do you want it? Here you are.

Who is sitting in the village today? He doesn't even clean the blackboard!

I was really blind at first.

Is this blind man blind?

Push me again and I'll play dead for you!

I not only have a car, but also my own!

So many people despise me. Who are you?

I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't played the honey trap yet!

Not only am I lucky, but also athlete's foot!

Mirrors always reflect light!

Handsome with p? Probably eaten by a pawn!

Give it to me, and you don't have to worry, there is no problem!

Relax, I'm not a good person.

How dare I charge you if you don't thank me!

Don't tell me to bring it on-I have two generations of love!

If you ignore me, I'll be a dog!

When did the moon begin to appear? Ask Yi Zhongtian!

I can't reach it. Try stepping on your right foot with your left foot.

Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died!

You said ... do you like me? Actually ... first of all ... actually, I also ... I told you, actually, I like myself.

Do you drink water, drink water or drink water? You choose!

Castle Peak is still there, just a little red.

Hey, say what you should, and whisper what you shouldn't.