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I have a bad eye for men.

There are two men standing in front of you. One is usually eloquent, eloquent, and has the eloquence of confusing right and wrong and laughing, which looks quite unreliable. The other is steady and taciturn. In order to convince you with evidence, you can look at it with your own eyes and help you analyze the pros and cons.

Which one would you choose?

Maybe everyone will hesitate and dare not jump to conclusions.

And I, without hesitation, chose the latter.

Before that, I thought I had a good eye for people. Although I don't have a group of friends and brothers around me, some of them are close friends of my family.

Of course, this does not include male girlfriends.

In fact, I also want to have some male friends, but only for a short time in my mind.

Roommate friends once joked that they would introduce me to their boyfriends, and I was extremely happy. But when my roommate told me to go to the playground to play script killing at night, when there were men and women, I resisted from the heart.

I won't lie. They asked me why I didn't go, and I didn't know how to answer.

Can get along so long, even if I don't say they probably guessed 7788.

They dare not say too much, but they have been patiently enlightening me and letting me go out and get along with them more. Don't be afraid, it's just a game. We don't really know each other.

So I made up my mind to follow.

First, I took the role, and Zhai Nv thought this role was very suitable for me, so she chose it.

Everyone gathered around to read their own scripts. After a round of discussion, everyone had their own ideas after reading the script, and they all talked privately with their own gangs. And I, still sitting in the same place with a puzzled face, combed the relationship between the characters.

I have played a similar script killing on my mobile phone before. I have two mobile phones, so I can carefully consider the relationship between the characters in this book and even list them all.

Finally, I read the script and found that it was the villain boss. Really, sir, I'm afraid I'll bring what I'm afraid of. Usually I'm not so lucky.

The hero was bombed. It happened that I was seen putting a bomb under his desk, and my fingerprints were still on the remote control in the trash can.

Very clear. You want me dead!

I can't argue, so I can't be eliminated in one round!

Because I can't argue, I won't snitch.

"What did you say? Did you see what I put under the table? When did you see it? Do you have any evidence? "

I don't know when my ability to cheat became so brazen!

After the second round, I obviously noticed that someone was covering for me. I didn't succeed at first, but the firepower in the first round was obviously weakened, and I was relieved to think only of others.

It's time to start the third round of voting.

All I know now is that I am the boss and murderer behind the scenes. There are spies opposite me, and there are spies here opposite me. This is an impossible task.

Everyone began to report to the group for discussion. I can also be sure that the young man next to me is with me. He also seems to know my identity. I just exchanged views with him.

At this time, "God" came to me and said that it had all been pushed out. The girl with short hair is the boss of the other party, so it's right to vote for him. Later, in order to prove that his inference was correct, he kept telling me about the relationship between people.

What he said was all hype, but I obviously didn't listen to a word. He is usually eloquent and can only believe three points. Coupled with his crazy identification in the first round, I couldn't prevent it, and I was a little more uncertain about his words.

After talking to him, a boy came to me and asked me about my identity. I'm not sure whether the caller is an enemy or a friend and I dare not reveal it, but when he took out the script and asked me to identify it, I believed him.

When I voted, I thought he exposed my identity and told him that someone opposite was a spy on our side. Don't vote for him.

But when he used his skills, he gave all his achievements to our spies.

Our spy was wiped out directly.

I turned around and gave him a hard thump:

"I told you, he is on our side."

Hearing this, he suddenly walked across the street.

The host said a sentence:

"Since both spies know, let's vote for boss."

"I tell you, why don't you believe me?"

"God" spread out his hand and said helplessly to me.

I ...

Really, I couldn't believe that he was a spy at the moment when he went to the opposite camp.

I know one of them must be lying. I don't know why, no matter how reasonable what the former said, I just think he is lying, and the latter doesn't seem to have revealed much to me. And now that I think about it, what he said is full of loopholes, but I still choose to believe it unconditionally.

The name "God" is the code name he shouted to him when he played werewolf killing last time. He also deserves this title. No matter what game he plays, he looks down on us stupid humans from the perspective of God.

I am also a stubborn person at ordinary times, and I clearly realize that I won't look back until I hit the south wall.

After all, the game is a game, and there is only aftertaste after the end. I hope I can learn something from this game.