"Spray into the Air"

Jet Kong is a simple and sincere communication

With the gradual improvement of economic conditions, people's pace of life is also changing rapidly. This is an era that pays attention to speed and passion. Express trains The green trains were thrown away overnight, and the high-speed rail quickly abandoned the express trains. The high-speed rail has not yet become complacent, but the Fuxing has already entered the stage of history. It is astonishingly fast! My heart trembles so fast! It makes people’s blood pressure high quickly! I once remembered a famous aphorism: The wheel of history develops rapidly, and it can crush all old and backward things. In the rolling torrent, if it advances, it will develop and retreat, or it will perish! However, the essence of philosophy tells people that the development and progress of anything is not monotonous and boring. It requires the existence of things that promote and change it to burst out its strongest vitality, just like high-speed rotating bearings must have lubricating oil! Under the intense and high-speed work and competition, chatting has become Wang Shouyi's Thirteen Incenses to relieve stress and adjust life!

Between work and life, people like to crack big eggs, talk about life and work, and even talk about the military and national affairs planned by meat eaters. During the chat, there are many talented people who know everything about astronomy and geography. Anyway, you don’t have to pay taxes when you brag. If you are thirsty, there is tea. You can spray as much as you want in the crowd, and spray as much as you want. Many people do not understand them, and even sneer at them. They may say that trouble comes from the mouth. There are even some quality dwarfs who spread the topic of trolls to the outside world and artificially add endless troubles to trolls. Of course, spiritual dwarfs are spiritual after all. Dwarfs, even long-term use of backgammon insoles will not help. The author has never belittled the trolls in the crowd. The ordinary people, commonly known as ordinary people, may never have the opportunity to speak on the university podium in their entire lives, nor will they sit in the venue and glance at the audience with cold eyes and occasionally curl their lips. Qualification, on this winter night when the wind is blowing and the water is dripping into ice, I am roasting a primitive and natural bonfire around the broken tree knots with a group of colleagues, neighbors and villagers who are not very different in rank and have no intention of digging pits and laying bricks. It’s not an exaggeration to go to the east of the Yangtze River and talk about the good news about Zhang San’s daughter-in-law Li Si’s son studying for a doctorate and postgraduate entrance examination. It’s not worth it for the spiritual dwarfs to attack the old world!

Spraying is a precise definition of chatting in Henan dialect. It is said to be chatting, but in fact, it is often not chatting about space, but real topics. Such topics have old friends who have not seen each other for a long time. There are intimate conversations between parents, there are worries and longings between old colleagues saying goodbye after not seeing each other for a long time, there are the excitement and emotion of wandering wanderers meeting their childhood friends, and there is the improvement of communication and mutual understanding between partners who are working hard in the business world. information. This kind of spraying is about feelings, care and hope, it is about emotion and helplessness over the years, and it is about mutual help and mutual improvement in the process of economic development.

After a day's work, Zhang Sanhui called Li Si, "Fourth brother, you have nothing to do today. Are you dizzy?" "Lao Zhong, I haven't had a confrontation with you today. A bottle of black tea! "A pound of Changge Zhongyao wine, a plate of peanuts, even garlic cloves or green onions, no need for hot dishes, no need for beautiful women to serve, just drink and drink, what you drink is not wine but Emotions are not about Chang'e running to the back of the moon, but about building a concrete road tomorrow to make it smoother! It has the atmosphere of Kong Yiji in Xianheng Hotel, but not the sour and pedantic atmosphere of Mr. Kong Yiji!

There are many people in my hometown who like to spray air. Before the 1980s, in the era of collective economy, collective labor on the land bound people's feet that longed to run. The captain rang the bell to go to work and blew the whistle to go home. People concentrated on working and resting, and the consistency of work and rest time was naturally eliminated. people provide space and time. So when I was hoeing, I sprayed "Chaoyanggou" and "Red Lantern", talked about Shuan Bao and Yinhuan, talked about Seventeen Years of Wind and Rain Kuang and Li Tiemei's small shoulders can carry eight hundred kilograms. When plowing the grass, spray the wild history slang in the deep grass grains, spray the seventy-two concubines in the Three Palaces and Sixth Courtyard of Emperor Lao Tzu and the three-point autumn fragrance of Tang Bohu. The methane gas burns better than the briquettes in the methane pit. Who would listen to the newlyweds' wall when it's dark at night? They sprayed when working, sprayed when resting, and sprayed when returning home. At that time, the most concentrated place and time period for spraying in the village was the restaurant where three meals a day were served.

Get up in the morning, bring a bowl of polenta paste, roll two pancakes, and squat on the naturally formed rice field. You can drink a bowl of polenta paste for more than an hour. You can drink, eat, and spray it without any delay. I don’t know whether it’s because the rice in the bowl lasts longer or because squatting for a long time is more comfortable than sitting. Of course, the most important thing is that it feels good and feels like eating. All kinds of topics, all kinds of teasing, all kinds of amusement. Si Mao asked: "Nao Dan, what kind of food did Ye Hei's family cook?" Nao Dan continued what he said: "My mother cooked sweet potato belly (that is, sweet potato and corn grits porridge)." Si Mao continued to spray: "What my mother made at night was leftover noodles!" Si Mao was so thrifty that he always put the unfinished meals at noon to eat at night!

Lao Kua and Duan Qiang once had such a conversation. Lao Kua said: "Dang Qiang, don't you know that my eldest child wears more uniforms in school and is more energetic than Andy Lau! "Dian Qiang said: "My child's school uniform is straighter than that of Xi's child, and Xi's child is not taller than my child!" The two of them broke up in unhappiness with their faces red and thick necks. Neighbors generally don't hold grudges, especially people like Lao Kua and Duan Qiang who like to complain about each other. They can make peace with a red face and shake hands faster than a young couple can make peace with each other after a bedside fight. The next day, the two of them continued to shout, "Lao Kua, you know a lot about classes. Do you know how to write class in Taiwanese characters?" Lao Kua said, "You are just a blind idiot. You are not in the first grade, but you are in the fifth grade." (Dang Qiang was poor at studying when he went to school. He went to the first grade with Lao Kua. When Lao Kua entered fifth grade, Duan Qiang said to Lao Kua, "I will go to the first grade again. One year is another year. If I don't go to school, I will have to go to school." Go home and join the labor in the production team, go to work in the fields and not be as successful as in school"), Taiwan's Taiwanese characters are so simple that you don't know, come here and I will write them for you, Taiwan's Taiwanese characters are used to carry things! "Dangqian Ruoyouruowu: "Oh, it turns out that Taiwan's Taiwanese word means "lifting something"

There is a fan called Jiejie who has sprayed such a topic, the breeder in the production team He was teasing his second uncle. One day, he was teasing his second uncle, who was an old breeder. He was leading a bull to plow the fields. He was teasing him at the edge of the field and plowing the fields with dung palladium. He saw the old breeder leading the bull past. The bull He had grown fat and strong, so he teased him: "Second uncle, please give me some squirting. You are so good at feeding animals (feeding animals means raising animals)!" The second uncle felt happy when he heard this, and then squirted: "Good boy, Uncle Xie is not a bastard. I will feed any animal that comes to my hands. It will grow seven kilograms of meat in one day and night!" To tease: "That's right, everyone on the team knows (know), you are a bastard." The animals are so good, so good!" He teased his second uncle: "Uncle Xin is not a slut, I have never seen anyone who feeds animals better than Uncle Xin!"

There is a guy named Lao! Fans who are dizzy, like to spray, and they can spray. Since Pangu created the world, Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors to now, they spray "Water Margin" and "Three Kingdoms". They know everything. When they spray five horses and spears, the listeners will feel dizzy. , so they all called him Lao Di. Lao Xun is a good person and warm-hearted. Anyone who has a small conflict likes to come to him to mediate. One time, Lao Tiao and his wife had an irreconcilable conflict over trivial matters at the head and end of the bed. As soon as there is a conflict, he forgets the great leader's teachings of fighting with words rather than fighting with force. In an instant, all love is gone. It is like Lu Tiha punching Guan Xi in "Water Margin". The fist was like a hammer of purple gold and platinum. Opened a colorful dyeing room. It was so dazzling that it was difficult to dissuade. There were also people who tried to dissuade them, but not very hard. Everyone said that only Lao Yun could dissuade him. Of course, Lao Yun had been watching with cold eyes for a long time. He only waited until both parties were tired of fighting. Start squirting, starting from the street, picking wives to squirt on, roughly speaking, it is the wife who is kissed, not beaten, and treating each other as guests and being intimate is the fine tradition of proletarian revolutionary comrades, etc., and then he picks wives for the old man, which is roughly said that men want to save face. , to save face for men, Liang Hongyu played the drums and went into battle, Han Shizhong rode on horseback to fight, and the husband and wife should be as closely united as the comrades of the commune members are closely united around the comrade team leader. After spraying for more than an hour, they gradually came down from the Flame Mountain slowly. . Then it was calm.

Lao Tiao Tiao: "Don't go out on the street. It's dark. Let's go home and do some spraying!" So the three of them went to Lao Tiao's house and continued to spray. They kept spraying and said it was time to have soup (that is, dinner). My wife and I rolled the noodles and beat eggs with them. Lao Tiao and Lao Yuan each drank a bowl of noodles and eggs, and then we squirted. Lao Tiao and Lao Tiao admitted each other's mistakes. Lao Tiao and Lao Yun both hugged each other and cried. Yawning all day long. At that time, the power supply was not normal and there were frequent power outages. It was common to light a kerosene lamp and squirt empty. Ever since I ate noodles and eggs, it was dark and I would pick his wife to refill the kerosene lamp, which would cause the kerosene lamp to squirt. Finally, I kept spraying until the kerosene lamp went out on its own. When the oil was gone and the lamp went out, Lao Hao continued to spray. Lao Tiao said: "Brother Hao, the lamp is out of oil. You can spray again when you understand!" (Just spray it again tomorrow morning)" Laohun said: "Yes, spray it again when you understand the category! "After leaving Laotian's house, the commune members who got up on the street to carry water to their houses have already started to fetch water from the well! Since then, the couple of Laotiao have never blushed again. Everyone said that Lao Yun is such a irritant in the house. Lao Huan is the biological father of Wolf Pig, Lao Nong Jia (the word "Nong" can have many meanings in the local area. Wolf Pig is a boar specialized in reproduction. He is fat and has a strong body and good kidney function). By now, Lao Haun should be working in the labor camp to provide psychological counseling for prisoners, or to work as a professional negotiator in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Because the oil lamp was no longer full of oil, everyone called Lao Hao the "spray dry lamp" from now on. "!

Comrades Marx and Engels have long told everyone that everything has two sides. The two trolls, Lao Kua and Duan Qiang, are just quarreling and trying to live in poverty and happiness. They will never They will never ignore each other for more than a day. Fans like Si Mao and Jitie are just to add some after-dinner jokes to everyone's boring life. No one cares about the words they invented. This is what they advocate. It’s a punk who flies a red flag and has a virtuous husband and a filial son to resolve conflicts. Everyone likes to hear his rants. However, there are many examples of punk brothers turning against each other and couples arguing. It’s not surprising, or it’s not what the human world should be like!

When people live in the world, they cannot always work intensely. They need to relax in the way of civility and martial arts. They need to live and work. Just like there are sunny days and snowy days, there are also people who like it. Put your head on a precision CNC lathe and cut it to fight for a so-called official position and rights, while some people like a plain life. As the saying goes, men and women work together without getting tired. In the tense pace of work, with spray This low-cost form of entertainment can be regarded as a simple and effective way of life! Of course, just like playing the drum to a donkey and playing the piano to a cow, you should also keep silent when there are quality dwarfs around you! Gold!

Governing a big country is like cooking a small one, and the same is true for complaining. The times are progressing, society is developing, and all imaginary and groundless rumors without a basic source cannot be sprayed. Everything that hinders unity, progress, and striving for progress. You can't spray on negative topics! It depends on people and circumstances, close friends, car friends, drinking friends, beauties, blue women, wine or tea, as long as you feel comfortable. If you spray freely and vigorously, you might as well let go of the fame and wealth that you can’t let go of, and open your heart to spray!