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Expand the mouse meeting
Expansion of Mouse Meeting 1
There was an old mouse standing aside, silent all the time.
At this time, it stood up and said: "The idea that the little mouse came up with is very wonderful and very safe, but there is still a small problem that needs to be solved - who should be sent to hang the bell on the cat's head?" On the neck?" The mice shouted, "No, no, no, no..." The old mouse stood up again and said, "You are all arguing about not going, how can the bell get to the cat's neck? At this time, the little mouse said: "I will go, I am small, it is not easy for the cat to find me." After the little mouse accepted the task, it thought: "How can I hang the bell on the cat's neck?" After thinking about it, I came up with a way, which is to stuff cotton into the cat's ears while the cat is sleeping. If the cat cannot hear the sound of the bell, you can quietly hang the bell around the cat's neck.
But then I thought, that won’t work. Just put cotton into the cat’s ears, the cat will wake up, and the bell will not hang. The little mouse continued to think and tried many ways, but none of them could succeed. The little mouse did not lose heart and finally came up with a good idea. It built a tall haystack with straw, then climbed to the top of the haystack and hid. After a while, the cat passed under the haystack, and the little mouse, a master of blue throwing, accurately threw the bell on the cat's neck! But I don’t know if the cat can take the bell off. Expanded Mouse Meeting 2
A long time ago, mice were often bullied by cats. Finally one day, the mice could no longer sit still and called a meeting of mice from all over the country.
"Due to the fierce attack of the cat, our rats suffered heavy losses, so I called everyone here today to find a way to get rid of the cat." The rat boss stood on the chair and announced. All the mice on the ground, big and small, went into deep thought.
"How about we mice attack the cat?" A mouse suddenly said. "No, we rats will become extinct!" an old man objected.
"How about we dig a hole and lead the cat in?" Another mouse jumped up and said. "No way, how long do we have to dig? Besides, humans will also find it." The elder rejected this answer.
"We can give medicine and poison the cat." "This? No, no! The cat's nose is very powerful, and you will know it when you smell it. Besides, where did you get the medicine?" The mouse's answer was immediately followed by other people. the mouse retorted.
All the mice fell into deep thought again. "I have a solution!" cried a little mouse. "Tch! What can you do?" Everyone looked at it disapprovingly. "We can hang a bell around the cat's neck. As soon as we hear the bell ringing, we will know that the cat is coming and we can run away immediately." After hearing this, everyone applauded warmly in agreement. Only the elder quietly said to the side: "Then who is going to put a bell on the cat?" No one dared to stand up, and the little mouse also lowered his head.
In the end, the meeting did not decide who would hang the bell on the cat's neck, and the mice could only continue to live a life of being eaten by the cat.
This story tells us that it may not be difficult to come up with a good idea, but it is not so easy to implement it. Expanded Mouse Meeting 3
"What are you thinking? If any mouse comes up with such an idea, I will throw it out immediately to the cat as a midnight snack!" The Rat King was furious. Suddenly, the venue fell into dead silence, and the mice did not dare to say a word.
After a while, a bold mouse broke the deathly silence. "Your Majesty, I have an idea!" a mouse said cautiously. "What's your idea? Tell me!" The Rat King said seriously, sitting on the throne. The mouse said tremblingly: "Your Majesty, how about we go to the drug dealer's house and steal a bottle of poisonous perfume. As soon as the lid is opened, the poisonous gas will come out. If the cat smells the poisonous gas, it will not escape." The mouse king heard this. He snorted from his nose and said, "No, once we smell it, we will be poisoned to death."
"Your Majesty, why don't we move, far away? Far away so that the cat can never find us," another mouse suggested. As soon as the idea came up, everyone started talking about it. Some said, "How can we move to the Rat Country when it's so big?" Some said that if they met a cat on the way, there would be no place to hide... Everyone agreed, feeling that it was not worth the gain. The Rat King shook his head after hearing this.
Later, a little mouse proposed to hang a bell around the cat's neck. As soon as the bell rang, he would know that the cat was coming and everyone could escape. As soon as this idea came out, the Rat King smiled happily, and all the rat people below also agreed. But a silent mouse stood up and asked loudly: "Who will be sent to hang the bell around the cat's neck?" Everyone was stunned.
The mice at the meeting now understood that although hanging bells is a good idea, it is not a practical solution if it cannot be implemented. Expanded Mouse Meeting 4
A long time ago, the mice were deeply invaded by cats. They were very distressed. One day, the little prince of the mouse kingdom was caught by the cat and eaten as a snack! The mouse king was extremely sad. , so he convened a meeting of the smartest and most talented mice to discuss ways to deal with the cat.
A relatively young mouse spoke first: I heard that Taekwondo is very powerful. Why not choose a few strong people to practice hard, maybe they can subdue the cat. As soon as the words fell, everyone shook their heads and said: You are trying to throw an egg against a stone, it is definitely a bad idea!
One ear then said in a low tone: Cats are really scary, I was lucky last time He ran very fast and his ear was bitten off by a cat. I think we should just move to a place where there are no cats. After hearing this, the Rat King sighed and said: If we move to the fields, there will be snakes who want to eat us; if we move to the forest, there will be our enemies, owls. People live here, so there are bread, sausages and cheese. There is nothing better than here. place.
Simply, let’s learn how dogs bark. Cats are most afraid of dogs. The trumpet player who was responsible for playing the trumpet when the mouse married a girl had a whim. However, no mouse can learn how to bark like a dog, and when we hear a dog barking, we are more scared than a cat! Everyone rejected this idea again.
At this time, a thin little mouse stood up and said softly: I have an idea. Just hang a bell around the cat's neck. As soon as the bell rings, we will know. When the cat comes, you can run away quickly! This is such a good idea, everyone applauded. The Rat King also nodded repeatedly, and was about to say something. Suddenly, the Rat Prime Minister, who had always been silent, stood up. He was old and spoke with a trembling voice: I want to ask, who is going to hang the bell around the cat's neck? Everyone was dumbfounded after hearing this.
The Rat King spoke at this time: It seems that a method that cannot be implemented, no matter how good it sounds, is useless. Expanded Mouse Meeting 5
A long time ago, the mice were deeply troubled by cats. The mice used to live happily, but since the owner started raising cats, the mice's lives have gone downhill: cats come to catch mice every day, and the mice's lives have become worse day by day. So, they held a meeting together to discuss how to deal with the cat's harassment in order to seek peace.
Ding ding ding, the oldest mouse rang the meeting bell to announce the beginning of the meeting. A young female mouse stood up. Wearing an elegant floor-length skirt, she straddled a flower bag and said boldly: We can put poison in the cat's food. If the cat eats it, it will die. At this time, a middle-aged mouse stood up and retorted loudly: Then you said that we haven’t put the poison in the cat’s food, and we would have been eaten long ago? After hearing this, the female mouse had to sit down dejectedly. Got off.
At this time, another old mouse stood up. He stroked his beard and said: I have a suggestion. In the future, we will invent a sports car. When we go to steal food, if the cat comes, the sports car will We started barking, and by the time the cat came, we would have already escaped. However, a young male mouse retorted: When did you invent it? After hearing this, the old mouse sat down in shame.
At this time, a young little mouse jumped up and said softly: In fact, we only need to hang the bell around the cat's neck. Once we hear the bell, we will know that the cat is coming.
After listening to the little mouse’s suggestion, everyone agreed, but at this moment, a mouse that was almost a hundred years old touched his beard and asked: Who will hang up the cat?
Where is the bell? The venue was immediately silent. Expanded Mouse Meeting 6
A long time ago, mice have been invaded by cats. They were very distressed. They saw the mouse brothers dying one by one, leaving only the old and young. rat, so they decided to hold a meeting to discuss how to deal with the cat's harassment in order to seek peace.
At the meeting, the mice all held their own opinions. A young and strong big mouse said: "I will lead 100,000 mouse soldiers and generals to capture the old cat!" A blond female mouse used ten The voice said: "No, because the rats were cut off yesterday, and there are only 10,000 literary rats left." The young and strong big rat walked off the stage angrily. A mouse stood up again and said, "Don't humans have guns? Let's make guns too." "But where are the materials? There are cats outside!" said a little mouse. Then everyone came up with many methods, but none of them worked. Everyone was extremely disappointed, and when they were about to leave, a little mouse heard the ringing of the bell and suddenly got inspiration. He rolled his eyes, smiled "hehe", and said to the dejected crowd: "I have an idea, you might as well listen to it. I think if you bring a bell to the cat, the bell will ring when the cat comes. As soon as we hear the bell Just run away as soon as the sound rings, isn’t that enough?” When everyone heard this, they immediately beamed with joy and praised the little mouse for his extraordinary intelligence. A mouse with a beard dragging to the ground said: "But who is going to hang the bell on the cat's neck? Suddenly, the air seemed to freeze, everyone was stunned, and no one dared to say yes." Expanded Mouse Meeting 7
"We... can't we just hang a bell around the cat's neck... like this," in my opinion, the Rat King said slowly: "Dear ministers, mice. We are always attacked by cats, but everyone knows that this is just a fantasy, this is a good idea!" Everyone discussed below and became a military advisor! "After listening.
The mouse who came up with a solution and it worked, we should become good friends with the cat, so we passed this opinion, this will definitely not work!" said the mouse king, and the king of the mouse country convened. The ministers were lost in thought. Recently, "No, no, no! How can we deal with cats the way humans deal with us? Cats must know these traps!" A general said, cats have been attacking us, "A young man The ignorant little teacher said that the mouse who figured it out would get 50 peanuts, and we would fight to the death with the cat! " "But the mice below are talking a lot. /p>
We can... know that when everyone was rejoicing, the cat came, "I think there are only women, children, and some old mice left," one was eating a bag of peanuts. The fat mouse said that it takes practical action to become a reality. Who will hang the bell on the cat's neck? "Everyone was dumbfounded, and then... ran away. This story tells us: There are some things to think about. How perfect, the rat people of the rat country held a meeting, and many rat soldiers died. The silent elder rat sitting next to him expressed his opinion: "But, it is just a fantasy, I asked you to come up with a solution. So.
"It's better," "Well, that's not our solution. We don't have many strong soldiers left. Rats and cats are natural enemies! Everyone shook their heads and gave 200 peanuts.
So, "Let's deal with cats the same way humans deal with us! How about... just use mousetraps?" said a little mouse. Expanded Mouse Meeting 8
A long time ago, mice were very distressed because they were invaded by cats. So, they met together to discuss how to deal with the cat's harassment in order to seek peace.
At the meeting, a muscular and strong mouse said angrily: "We might as well put two cannons at the entrance of the cave. As soon as the cat comes over, we will fire and kill it." Everyone listened. They all shook their heads, thinking it was too reckless. A mouse, always outspoken, retorted: "A cannon can kill cats, but it can also blow up our homes."
After a while, another mouse said plausibly: "We You can go to the store to steal more nails and scatter them on the ground. If the cat steps on them, it will be bloody." The straightforward mouse raised an objection. He frowned and said, "Is it possible for a cat to step on it?" Don’t you have eyes? When he sees the nails, he will naturally remove them.”
The discussion became more and more intense. Finally, a clever little mouse blinked his wise eyes and came up with an idea: "We can hang a bell around the cat's neck, so that as soon as the bell rings, we will know that the cat is coming, and everyone can escape." "When everyone heard this method, they all agreed.
Only one old mouse remained silent. He asked seriously: "Then who will be sent to hang the bell on the cat's neck?" Everyone was dumbfounded, even the last mouse. The active mice did not dare to say anything, because they all knew that although the bell method was good, no mice were willing to sacrifice themselves, so this method was useless no matter how good it was. Expanding Mouse Meeting 9
This method will not work! Where did this sound come from? It turns out that the mice are having a meeting!
The Rat King said solemnly: If you have any ideas to stop cats from harassing us, you can give us your opinions.
A very strong mouse said loudly: I have a way, let’s fight the cat directly. However, cats are our natural enemies. If we want to defeat them, how is it possible? said a young mouse. The strong rat's approach was denied.
Another chubby mouse walked up to the podium, patted the table and said slowly: We can put a piece of fish in a larger cage, and close the door as soon as we see the cat enter. This doesn't work either! So what if our greedy mice eat it? That person who is not one of them is being imprisoned. The greedy mouse in the audience nodded. The chubby mouse walked down dejectedly and said, "Then there's nothing I can do."
An elegant white mouse stood up and said loudly: We can paint the cat's feet so that we can know the cat's whereabouts. I don’t think it’s possible. If the playful mouse doesn’t know that it’s the cat’s footprints and walks over by itself, wouldn’t it become the cat’s meal? The playful mouse nodded sheepishly.
A clever mouse said: We can hang a bell around the cat's neck, and when we hear the sound of the bell, we will know that the cat is coming. As soon as Smart Mouse finished speaking, the audience burst into applause. But who is going to hang the bell around the cat's neck?
This fable tells us: It may not be difficult to come up with a good idea, but it is not so easy to implement it. Expanded Mouse Meeting 10
A long time ago, the mice were very distressed because they were invaded by cats. So, they held a meeting together to discuss how to deal with the cat's harassment in order to seek peace.
At the meeting, the mice each had their own ideas. Mouse A said: "We can trap the cat in a cage and close the door!" The mice agreed again and again. But then Mouse B said: "No, no, where can we find such a big cage? We can lead the cat into the storage room and close the door!" The mice agreed repeatedly. Mouse C said again: "No, no, no. Who has the strength to close the door? We can lead the cat to a big pit and push the cat in!" But the Rat King listened to Mouse C and said: " Of course this won’t work. If the cat suddenly turns around, wouldn’t we become the cat’s food?”
Just when everyone’s idea was rejected, a little mouse proposed. We made a suggestion: "Hang a bell around the cat's neck, so that as soon as the bell rings, we will know that the cat is coming, and we can escape in time." In the end, everyone unanimously approved this method. At this time, the Rat King said again: "Who is going to hang the bell around the cat's neck?" Everyone was dumbfounded.
This story tells us: Even if this method is good, if you don’t implement it, it will only become a fantasy, so talking on paper is useless. Expanded Rat Meeting 11
Rats always hate kittens. One day they were discussing how to escape before the kitten came...
A mouse said: "We hang a bell around the cat's neck..."
A mouse said : "Let's send people to scout..."
A mouse said: "Let's be friends with the cat..."
A mouse said: "Let's buy it something nice Let's eat..."
A mouse said: "Let's become friends with dogs! Let the dogs deal with it..."
A mouse said: "Let's give it to the cat. Make a trap..."
I am the seventh little mouse attending the meeting, what will I do? I thought about it over and over again... The first method is that we hang a bell around the cat's neck so that the mice can know that the cat is coming. But the bell is so big that a mouse can't lift it. It's really difficult to get several mice to ring without making it ring.
The second method is that we send people to conduct reconnaissance. The mice can know when the cat will act, but no one is willing to go. The third method is that we make friends with cats. Cats will no longer catch mice. However, cats and mice will always be natural enemies and cannot become good friends. The fourth method is that we give the cat delicious food, but its favorite food is us. If we are all eaten, how can it make friends! The fifth method is to become friends with dogs. As long as the cat bullies the mouse, the dog will beat the cat. But how to become friends with dogs? The sixth method is to make a trap for the cat so that the cat will fall into it, but who will do it?
I think the fifth method is better, because mice are so small and cats are so big, they can’t beat cats. It’s easy to become friends with dogs, just give them a few bones.
So some of the mice made friends with the dogs and said, "Brother Dog, are you hungry? I will give you a few bones." The dog said, "If the cat bullies you again in the future, you will bark." Me. "One day, the cat came to catch the little mouse. The mouse called the dog, and the cat was beaten to death by the dog. Expanded Mouse Meeting 12
A long time ago, the mice were deeply troubled by cats and were immersed in a tense atmosphere all day long. So, they met together to discuss how to deal with the cat's harassment in order to seek peace. While walking towards the venue, two more mice were caught by the cat.
At the meeting, a skinny mouse said: We can make the mouse hole smaller so that the cat can’t catch us!
This won’t work, said a fat mouse. If this happens, I will be stuck at the entrance of the mouse hole. Wouldn’t this be worse?
I have a way. We form a mouse death squad, strap explosives to our bodies, and die together with the cat! General Mouse said.
How can this be done? Many mice will be sacrificed. I don’t agree with this. Either you go! cried the little mouse. After hearing this, the mouse shook his head and sat down in frustration.
I have a good idea, wrap the cat's skin around our body, so the cat won't think we are mice. Elf Mouse said.
Excuse me, where does cat skin come from? asked a big mouse. Another opinion was rejected.
At this time, a little mouse said: "Okay, let's hang the bell around the cat's neck, so that when the cat comes, the bell will ring, and we can escape immediately."
After hearing this, everyone said: Good idea, good idea. Everyone clapped their hands and applauded. At this time, an old mouse said: Who hangs the bell around the cat's neck? Everyone was speechless for a moment.
This fable tells us: many things are simple to say, but not so easy to do. Expanded Mouse Meeting 13
A long time ago, mice were very distressed because they were invaded by cats. So, they had a meeting together. Discuss ways to deal with cat harassment for peace of mind.
At the meeting, the Mouse King slapped the table and said: Whoever can come up with a good idea, I will reward you heavily! As soon as the king finished speaking, a chubby mouse walked onto the stage with its buttocks twitching and said: We can take a cage and make a small hole in the cage so that only mice can come out and let a mouse lead the cat. Get into the cage, then come out and close the cage door. Mingming had just finished speaking when the mouse Lele stood up and said: Then who is willing to go? Hearing Lele's words, the mice suddenly became silent, and the mice obviously had no choice but to walk off the stage in frustration.
I have a good idea! I only heard a big black rat among the rats proudly walking up to the stage and saying triumphantly, "We can do the same thing as cats do to us, put a cat's favorite fish on the plywood, as long as the fish uses its claws to pick up the fish, the clip will It will clamp it, and it will become a veritable three-legged cat. At this time, the big white mouse stood up gracefully and said softly: If any greedy mouse eats the fish, wouldn't it mean that he fell into his own trap? At this time, everyone agreed with the white mouse, and the big black mouse had to step down with a red face. Finally, a mouse proposed to hang a bell around the cat's neck so that when the bell rang, he would know that the cat was coming and everyone could escape. They unanimously agreed on this approach. At this time, an old mouse stood up and asked everyone who was going. Everyone was dumbfounded.
From this story, I understand that it may not be difficult to come up with good ideas, but it is not easy to implement them. Expanded Mouse Meeting 14
In the past few days, the mouse hole has been very lively.
Oops, it turned out to be the mice holding an emergency meeting.
"Zhizhizhi, please calm down!" The Mouse King cleared his throat and said loudly. "During this period, an old cat moved to the entrance of a mouse hole. I heard that it was sent by humans to destroy us. Tell me, how should we deal with this old cat? Hey! Minister Field Mouse, you Let’s talk first!” Hua Tou rolled his eyes and thought about it, and said strangely: “Dear King, I have a clever idea. I heard that a cat can’t catch mice without its whiskers.” ! No, no, where did you think we were? We were already eaten by cats before we even cut off our beards!"
Then, the mouse, the greedy vole, etc. all spoke one by one, Some said: "Give the cat poisonous fish to poison him to death!" Some said: "Put explosives into the old cat's mouth and blow it up!" Others said: "Use all-purpose glue to glue the old cat's mouth together. , let him never eat, starve him to death... However, the methods were rejected one after another.
"Ah... Ouch! Old... the cat is here! The old...cat is here...ah! "The Mouse King suddenly shouted! When the mice looked back, they saw the old cat putting a paw into the hole and looking into the hole with one eye. He heard clearly what the mice were talking about just now. Chu. The mice suddenly became frightened. Some hid under the table; You must...don't...eat us! What we just talked about deserved death! Please... forgive us! The cat sighed and said, "Hey, these cowards, it's impossible for you to deal with me, because you are not united, not united, and timid." "With that said, he went home step by step. Expanded Mouse Meeting 15
A long time ago, the mice were very distressed because they were attacked by cats.
One day, they We were having a meeting together to discuss how to deal with the harassment of cats in order to ensure peace. At the meeting, everyone started arguing, and the Rat King said loudly: "Quiet. "There was a sudden silence in the mouse nest. An old mouse said slowly: "We can send 100,000 elite soldiers to attack the Cat Kingdom. Do you think it's okay, Your Majesty? "The Rat King said quickly: "No, no, the Cat Kingdom has ten times more soldiers than us. Besides, one of their soldiers can equal ten of our soldiers. Another middle-aged mouse said: "We can move to a place where there are no cats, so we won't be afraid of being harassed by cats." "
The Rat King said: "This is even worse. This nest is passed down from our ancestors and cannot be thrown away so easily. The minister smiled and said: "There is a kind of mouse in the south that eats cats. We are in the same group. We can go there and invite them over." "If we go out, we'll be eaten by cats too." "The Mouse King lowered his head and said. Just when everyone was not confident, a little mouse said: "We hang a bell around the cat's neck. As soon as we hear the sound of the bell, we will run away. "This little mouse's idea was approved by everyone.
The Mouse King kept saying: "It's amazing, it's amazing. As soon as he finished speaking, an old mouse asked: "Then who is going to hang the bell around the cat's neck?" "Everyone was dumbfounded.
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