How to write a funny story about drying a diamond ring?

1. I got married today. Have you seen my husband? Don't you see? I hid him in my refrigerator. I'm telling you, he's a little handsome. He's cool. Do you want to see him? I am married, and the groom is not you. The bride is not you. Who are you? Are you here to be funny? I got married today. Have you seen my husband? Don't you see? I hid him in my refrigerator. I'm telling you, he's a little handsome. He's cool. Do you want to see him? 4. Today, I got married. Have you seen my husband? Don't you see? I hid him in the refrigerator at home. I'm telling you, he's a little handsome and a little cool. Do you want to know him? I'm getting married. Have you seen my husband? Don't you see? I hid him in my refrigerator. I'm telling you, he's a little handsome and a little cool. Do you want to know him?