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Talk about women's menstruation. Talk about a circle of friends when you come to your period.
2. Being a woman is really happy. She can like women, men, calm temperament, bold and free and easy, heavy makeup, beautiful and plain, luxurious long skirts, sports and leisure, capable workplace, home experts. Today is menstruation.
I think I'm going to have my period, and nothing is pleasing to the eye. I have to mind my own business and think more about good things.
It seems to be a habit to record this daily life. I have my period today. I dare not take medicine. Just don't take medicine. I can postpone it for two days. I feel a little listless, sleepy and weak today. I really want to take a hot bath and make myself beautiful. Hang in there, hope is just around the corner, and I hope everything is all right. I will think about some unhappy things these two days because people often tell me about her unhappy things, which leads to my unhappy thinking. I often think of those depressed things. Fortunately, there are many positive energy people who set up positive energy for me now. I need positive energy. I hope it will be a rainbow after the rain.
5. I just woke up with dysmenorrhea and went to the hospital today. I was burned again in the afternoon, so I went out to buy scald cream. As a result, I was chased by dogs in the community.
6. It's really hard to suffer from dysmenorrhea, and you will cry. I thought I wouldn't die.
7. I finally have my period, and I don't want to eat the whole community and kill everyone. I have terrible hormones.
8. I always have backache two days before menstruation ~ I feel uncomfortable without dysmenorrhea. I really feel sorry for those sisters with dysmenorrhea!
9. It's too uncomfortable. Once a month, I can't tell whether I want to shit or dysmenorrhea.
10, maybe it's my period, maybe it's a platform period. I really like sweets and carbohydrates. I have to hold back.
1 1. Ibuprofen is really effective. Dysmenorrhea made me squat on the ground. I took one and felt much better in half an hour.
12, wow ~ dysmenorrhea is so uncomfortable, I can't stand up, I can't lie down, I have all kinds of discomfort, vomiting, backache and stomachache. I really wanted to leave this beautiful world at that time.
13, I am so happy today. My period means that I can relax for a few days and then speed up my progress. I will eat light food these days. I have prepared a small saucepan to cook porridge and skim milk, and eat some fruit at night at most during my period. Light diet.
14, I have been lying for a day, and my dysmenorrhea is really unbearable. I thought it was ok, so I went downstairs and ordered a takeaway, but I felt that I couldn't stay up when I went upstairs.
15, during this time, I can't control my emotions completely. I can't control yelling, throwing things and growling. I can't control my anger. Mingming has a fever and dysmenorrhea, and just dropped his mobile phone. I don't know what to do.
16, I just had a quarrel, and then my period came. I really lost my temper when you ran out to buy me a menstrual towel without saying anything.
17, I thought I had acne after staying up late these two days. It turned out that I was menstruating. No wonder the whole person is still so uncomfortable after the exam. But fortunately, the sheets were not polluted. When will my little ancestor arrive on time?
18, really, I hope that if a girl tells you about dysmenorrhea, you really should pay more attention to her, because it's really hard. I didn't have dysmenorrhea before, so I can't understand it. Now that I have dysmenorrhea, I know that life is worse than death.
19, alas, dysmenorrhea is really uncomfortable. I can't move in bed and I'm sweating. Why do I come here every month? . . .
20. I drank a box of frozen yogurt in the morning, and my stomach ached badly before I knew I was menstruating. Now I can only lie in bed in pain and dare not move.
2 1, dysmenorrhea is really hard to feel, sometimes it hurts to vomit and my lower abdomen hurts.
Talking about the personality when menstruation comes
First, Big Wolf is like a period. Before leaving, she always said, I'll be back!
Second, I want to be a boy. I wish I were a boy. I have no menstruation, no dysmenorrhea and no bra. How nice!
Third, I used to be afraid that my period would come, but now I am afraid that my period will not come.
Fourth, when I get old, I won't even have my period anymore.
5. Now sanitary napkins have gone up by ten yuan a pack! I can't even get my period!
6. There are always some injuries that cannot be forgiven. There are always some people who dare not forget the desperate first love that fell into the abyss, and the unforgettable youth is over.
Seven, I like to worry too much, such as worrying about what to do when an ancient woman comes to her period, or I don't have a condom when that happens (I'm talking about my period again)
Eight, girls can tolerate dysmenorrhea every month, and they can tolerate it if they are broken. Why can't men stand the anodyne desire?
Nine, lying in the trough, do you think it is so simple for girls to bleed when they come to their period? Yes, she will have a stomachache and want to break bones.
You pushed me into the chair so mercilessly, regardless of my pain, and I was desperate.
1 1. The most free and easy person in the world is my period. Come whenever you want, and leave whenever you want.
Twelve, the original separation is now unbearable.
Thirteen, I hope that girls with dysmenorrhea all over the world can be gentle.
You are in my heart, and I will hold back the pain and pull you out.
Fifteen, it hurts when you come, and you don't want to come. When it doesn't come, I have to pay.
Sixteen, some people say that if you want to learn to love, you must learn to hurt.
Seventeen, now sanitary napkins have gone up by ten yuan a pack! I can't even get my period! ! ! ! !
Eighteen, I'm going to throw it away with my stomach buckled!
Nineteen, as long as you look back, I really want to forget all the pain and tolerate you.
Twenty, the pain of cutting the skin! I will feel dizzy with pain. I can't describe the pain! !
Twenty-one, the movie (holy wound) makes me feel all kinds of pains and joys in life. Trouble, sadness, jealousy and resentment all come from ourselves, because people are not vegetation, who can be ruthless?
22. Your heart is not the color of your period.
Twenty-three, talk too melodramatic, don't be really wronged, if I want money, I will change sex.
Do you think it's so simple for a girl to bleed when she has her period? Yes, she will have a stomachache and want to be frustrated.
Twenty-five, I am not you, I don't understand your sadness. I'm not you. You don't understand my pain.
Twenty-six, leave silence, pain, resentment and greed
Twenty-seven, when can I be like a girl except when I have my period? When I saw Jackson Yi!
Twenty-eight, dysmenorrhea talk about mood.
Twenty-nine, I want to buckle my stomach and throw it away!
Thirty, the hero who eats ice cream with her period is me.
Thirty-one, my heart is numb and I don't know the pain, but the thought of you still makes me breathless.
32. I finally found a question that Baidu didn't know: Do you know when I will have my period?
Thirty-three, wanting to love but not loving is like a needle piercing the skin and soul.
Time flies in my heart, and the pain is increasing day by day. Wave and turn around, bid farewell to youth, bid farewell to love, bid farewell to all the unreality, yes, we are gone forever.
Thirty-five, in a word: the hearts of dying overlap.
Thirty-six, cold+menstrual period+no shampoo = I am today.
37. Ice casts pain and sorrow. Who knows that I rise and fall alone and let the painful wind blow until the painful breathing can't?
Thirty-eight, the most painful expression turned out to be no emotion.
Thirty-nine, I'm very upset every time I come to menstruation. I can't control my time. It's a hooligan. I am also very upset that I can't lose weight. There are many things I haven't done well. I am very upset when I have less menstruation. In a word, I found that I like freedom and don't like being deprived of time by one thing.
Forty years later, I finally found a question that Baidu didn't know: Do you know when I will have my period?
Talk about girls coming to qq to have their period.
Talk about girls coming to qq to have their period.
1. Why do they have their period every time they come out?
2. People will never die. I regret it now. I come to my period to eat, drink, run and exercise, and never eat snacks again. I must lose weight to 100 Jin before 12.
3. After a lapse of 14 months, I feel dead again. Vomiting and diarrhea, bedridden. I think my blood is running out.
4, it is often my period, or the grievances accumulated for many days broke out, and some temper can't stand it, and finally I can't stand it.
It's really hard to stand on the bus for an hour when I have my period.
6. The mouse said that every time I have my period, I feel depressed. Unfortunately, today is also very sad. ...
7. Why is there blood smell in your mouth when you come to menstruation?
8. I feel sleepy every time I come to my period. I don't want to sleep. I want to cheer up. I want to have a class. I want to have a class.
9. There is no need to sell yourself short. It doesn't matter if you think too much The key is to get out of your own mind and not be confined to a corner. It is not good to stay up late during menstruation! good night
10. Every time I come to my period, I feel that I have become a balloon filled with a cup of hot water forever. My brain is turned off and I only know how to stuff things into my mouth.
1 1. What a good ancestor. He has only slept for three hours and eaten milk for three hours. Finally, he picked him up and walked around the room before falling asleep. Can he not have bloating? Why are you so grumpy today? Do you want to have your period?
12, I feel that every time I come to my period, I am reborn with a golden light on my head.
13, my supervisor never makes mistakes, but as an assistant, I always make mistakes that I don't even know. It is a stupid mistake to make mistakes, to have a period every day and to enter menopause early. .
14, it hurts so much that I can't sleep at night every time I come to my period.
15, take cold medicine in the morning and fenbid for abdominal pain during menstruation. And now I'm dizzy and I'm going to faint.
16, I feel that my period is coming. I am very angry these days.
17, menstruation's face is so bloodless, so sad.
18, girl, you can't go to the hot springs during your period, you know. Wet painting is very difficult, and the moisture control of mixed color is not good.
19, every time I come to my period, I get a little red dot ~ I keep sweating without turning on the air conditioner, and it keeps getting cold with turning on the air conditioner. Oh, my God, Lulu, I'm dying.
20. The sky in Wuhu is so blue, I want to go out. Life outside is what I want, but when I feel a sense of belonging at home, I feel as agitated as my period.
2 1, suddenly found himself busy for a month without making jokes, feeling as nervous as not having my period.
22, the day after tomorrow, come to my period today to catch up with high-intensity training. It was eleven yesterday. What time is it today? It is really dizzy to hear that the Spring Festival Gala will be held again this year. It's really about getting together.
23. My period is coming. I want to eat oranges, but Teacher Su won't let me. I said you should give it to me while it's hot. He did it. I ate it.
24. Every time I come to my period, my stomach hurts two thigh roots. I want a boyfriend at this time.
25. Dry this bowl of red dates, longan, angelica, dried ginger, brown sugar and black bean soup. If I don't have my period again, I'll eat the pot.
26. It's like when I have my period, a bomb will detonate at any time, and then the heroine of Qiong Yao Opera House will rain in minutes. After my period left, I can't remember anything. Five words are impossible in the sky.
27. You finally got your period today. Your period won't come for a week.
28. I heard that after drinking this bowl of fairy water, it won't hurt when I have my period.
29. It seems that I will have my period, too. One second I feel like a tiger saving the world, and the next I feel like the number one in the world. I choose not to play.
30. Every time my sister comes to my big brother in menstruation, she looks very happy. It should be because I can't bully him during my stay in menstruation!
3 1, finally I can go to work in snowy days without going back and forth for four or five hours, without seeing my low-pressure face, and finally I can make a quiet phone call without anyone looking for me, and finally I can feel severe pain for a while when I come to my period. Yes, I finally really left, and my inner joy is beyond words.
32. I have a stupid male ticket, and every time I come to my period. Be sure to buy red dates. . What a straight man.
33. It is unreasonable for a girl to go to class on the big night when her period is in shock, but she will not be killed by money when she goes out! ! ! !
If I die this afternoon, I must have died of dysmenorrhea. Just come to my period on Thursday. It happened that dysmenorrhea happened on Thursday afternoon. It happened that the health check was conducted on Thursday afternoon. It happened that there should be no one in the dormitory when checking the hygiene. Everything is so unfortunate.
35. Menstruation is more painful today than before. I feel terrible in the office. I threw up all over the floor before I left the company. Tomorrow, the grandfathers of the security department will definitely hit me. My mother came to pick me up and lay for a long time. Much better now. At night, I saw the fried meatballs made by my grandmother, and my mouth watered all over the floor. The old man should always be healthy.
36. I don't know what happened to me early in the morning. Not looking in the mirror? Why don't you clean yourself up when you are already a dirty thief? If you don't look in the mirror, why did you buy it? It's really puzzling. It's rare that I didn't lose my temper during my menstrual period this time, and insisted on deliberately finding gas for me in the last two days.
37. Every day, I feel that I have my period. This feeling is really maddening. Fuck, I can't even find a napkin. Nobody can help me. I have less and less confidence in myself. I don't know what I can do. I can't even let go. I will dream about you every day, learn to do what I like and listen to my favorite songs, so I will get better.
Before I got my period, I ate all kinds of things crazily. Now I don't want to eat anything that hurts after I first came here. How can I get a normal meal? I'm already dead.
39. It's so sad in broad daylight. . . Don't believe what girls say when they come to their period.
40, holiday, a little tired. I have just joined the company in recent days, and I have to study again. It is normal to work overtime. I just had my period yesterday and I'm exhausted today. We must summarize and finish it in the early afternoon. It's good to take the shuttle bus to the headquarters for fitness, that is, running. I have to move.
4 1, the library is out of water, so it takes courage to go to the toilet. Many of them are blood red, which scares the baby. It is stipulated here that babies must enter the same posture when they have their period.
42. Every night before I go to bed, I feel so angry that I want to swear. I didn't have my period the next day and continued to be constipated. I was really crazy at that time, torturing myself with other people's costumes.
43. You don't have to go to work when you have your period, but you will be happy after the pain.
Talk about coming to a circle of friends during menstruation.
First, if a man can take the place of a woman for menstruation, dysmenorrhea, pregnancy, miscarriage, miscarriage, dystocia, caesarean section, massive bleeding, breastfeeding, artificial milk extraction, out of shape, regardless of image and fear of betrayal, a woman is willing to buy a house for a man and take care of him for life. After the divorce, the house also belongs to the man!
Second, today your mother menstruates for the first time in two years. Uncomfortable I am also very upset.
Third, there is nothing more awesome than a big aunt in the world. People can die whether they come or not.
Fourth, the virus seems to be in love with my computer and can't bear to break up their wages, just like my holiday, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.
If you make it cheaper, it will be more annoying than your period.
Sixth, if you can't allow me to be stable in this world, you will give me unbearable pain.
Seven, how persistent the heart is, the pain will double.
Eight, I fell in love with the pursuit, I was very happy, and soon got tired of quarreling.
Nine, blood boiling, how can you talk about mediocrity? Menstruation came
Ten, dare not make any noise in the middle of the night, my heart is like acupuncture, and I will see smiling faces during the day.
Sooner or later, all men in the world will have their period.
12. Every time I come to my period, I feel that I have become a balloon filled with a cup of hot water forever. My brain is turned off and I only know how to stuff things into my mouth.
Thirteen, I am just an empty shell, lonely in the silent midnight, and the sadness of the empty shell is unknown. Even if I am a little life and ants are afraid of torture, I can't avoid pain.
Fourteen, I heard that girls without dysmenorrhea were angels in their last lives.
15. First, I had stomach cramps, then I felt weak, then I felt lack of oxygen in my brain, and I broke out in a cold sweat. Then I saw a snowflake in front of me, and it was all white. I experienced blind world for two or three minutes. Then I fell on the bed, continued sweating and colic. I got a cold war all over. I tossed back and forth for half a day, dancing with hot water and ginger soup, Qi Fei, warm treasure and thick quilt. The above description is not exaggerated at all. I really don't want to be in my
Sixteen, one of your turns has become my pain.
Seventeen, the pain is really that the whole class remembers my period.
18. You can buy your own sanitary napkins to wash your pants when you have your period. If no one helps you blow your hair, you can blow it yourself. If you want to wear a couple's costume, you can buy two for one. You're afraid that no one will love you at a young age.
Nineteen, the abbreviation of your name is so beautiful, like a brand in my heart, lingering for a long time, without pain, just a little depressed and sad.
Twenty, red blood dyed the sheets red. Don't think it is menstrual blood.
Twenty-one, I don't have to go to work when I come to my period, and I am happy after the pain.
Twenty-two, a friend is like a period. Although he won't come to see you every day, he will always come at some time. If he is not a friend, he is like looking for a lady. It is good for you to give him money. Friends are like condoms. Everything will be covered for you. If you are not a friend, it is like not wearing a condom. You are always irresponsible.
Twenty-three, boys don't need to experience dysmenorrhea, just don't eat cold and sour things for a few days.
24. Have you ever heard the name of a person, and your heart hurts instantly?
Twenty-five, everyone can't personally feel the pain of others, just as men never know the taste of menstrual cramps.
Twenty-six, when my period tortured me, I really felt like a girl.
You have no idea how much I love you. It's like you don't know how painful your period is.
Twenty-eight, you are the pain I dare not swear, I am your dispensable memory.
The most painful words in the world are: I love you, but. The sweetest words in the world are: But I love you.
30. Blurred wounds weave complex pain.
There is no water in the library, so it takes courage to go to the toilet. Many of them are blood red, which scared my baby to death. It is stipulated that my family must enter the same posture when it has a period.
Thirty-two, wine, cups into the belly, and then watching the pain spread, always reluctant to let go of yourself.
Thirty-three, not the kind of pain caused by external stimuli. Feel the abdomen slightly swollen, similar to chronic strangulation. The whole person is uncomfortable from the inside out, and it is uncomfortable to lie down and rest. Take a thermos bottle and cover it. Maybe I will fall asleep in the future and wake up and continue to hurt. I'm not hungry, and I don't feel full to eat.
Tears will tell you what is pain and what is love.
35. Do you have menstrual pain?
36. Your heart is not the color of your period.
Thirty-seven, women have periods of depression besides menstruation. For example, now I am restless and furious.
If I die this afternoon, I must have died of dysmenorrhea. Just come to my period on Thursday. It happened that dysmenorrhea happened on Thursday afternoon. It happened that the health check was conducted on Thursday afternoon. It happened that there should be no one in the dormitory when checking the hygiene. Everything is so unfortunate.
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