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A word to persuade his wife not to be angry.

1. Wife, I'm really stupid. I don't know how to make you happy when you are angry, but you are really the most beautiful in my heart.

Wife, I'm sorry, I accidentally made you angry again. Don't be angry. I'm so angry that I have to find a new one. How hard it is for children to have a stepmother.

Don't be angry, wife. Didn't you have a crush on that skirt? I will buy it tomorrow, as well as your favorite hat, and I will accompany you to pull your hair every day, take you to KFC and buy you a flower. I will lose everything for you. Smile!

Honey, don't be sad. Actually, I really love you. Really really love you. Just like mice love rice, like wolves love sheep, like fish can't live without water, like beggars love chicken legs, like Yang Guo loves little dragon girls, like you love money.

Don't be angry, wife. I will listen to you in the future. I won't talk back to you. I can wash clothes, cook, mop the floor, earn money, and take care of it when I earn it. Smile.

I know you must be angry. Because I saw: your hair exploded. Your eyes are red. Your fist is clenched

7. I may be an idiot, but believe me, I didn't mean to. Don't be angry with your wife, I won't quarrel with you anymore.

8. I was wrong, I was wrong, I bowed my head and I pleaded guilty! ! ! In fact, I am more wronged than Dou E!

9. My Lord, calm down! It's all my fault that the little one made a mistake and caused so much pain to the adults. This is my grief, and I will try my best to make adults laugh happily!

10. Please accept my sincere apology. Excuse me!