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What preparations should I make with my girlfriend ML for the first time? Birth control pills. Can someone who has experienced it give some comprehensive advice?

First, prepare the medicine. Get ready to be slapped. God said: if someone hits you on the left face, you should stick out your right face. Then, hold back the pain and touch the medicine on your face. If you are scratched, the inch is normal.

Second, prepare clean underwear, because there will be a lot of snot-like substances and a clean cleaning device.

Take medicine, wear condoms and get ready to avoid being caught.

Fourth, be prepared to escape. If your girlfriend sees this problem, you are dead.