After Xueba's five-year resume was exposed, there was no "chicken" baby, and now I want to "chicken" myself.

My brain has been a little "broken" recently.

After months of "homework" for my three-and-a-half-year-old baby, I increasingly doubt whether my full-time undergraduate degree 12 years ago is "expired".

I have never understood how a child in a small kindergarten class can feel after watching an cartoon.

It is not clear at all what is the difference between the so-called "children's programming class" and "building blocks online".

No matter how poor my memory is, I can still remember that when I graduated from kindergarten more than 30 years ago, I had never been exposed to these contents.

Has the slogan "Starting from the doll" been given a new meaning now?

Under the entanglement, I quickly went online to check what other kindergartens were teaching.

As a result, this survey directly collapsed my mind.

The resume of a 5-year-old "learning the second generation" in Shanghai makes me a little uneasy, and also makes me deeply anxious about my "three-year-old" child who can't fly.

Let me talk about the contents of this resume first.

In terms of Chinese literacy, I knew 50 words before I was 3 years old, including 200 in small classes, 0/200 in middle classes and 0/500 in large classes.

In terms of English vocabulary, the reading volume before the age of 3 is 100, the small class is 120, the middle class is 500, and the large class is 500.

Besides, I can write three English diaries every week.

Of course, language is only a basic operation, and its comprehensive ability is staggering.

This "chicken baby" began to sing poetry at the age of two, and at the age of five he could sing hundreds of ancient poems.

Not only do you know the basic physical knowledge such as gravity, buoyancy, thermal expansion and contraction, but you can also play football, piano and swim, and you have the certificate of Go 1 1.

Countless domestic trips and several overseas trips.

I really read thousands of books and took Wan Li Road.

If the parents hadn't explained that this resume was prepared for applying for a high-end international school, I would have thought it was to train reserve academicians of the Chinese Academy of Sciences.

Perhaps "moral, intellectual, physical and artistic skills are omnipotent, and workers, peasants and soldiers are omnipotent in business studies", which is such a treasure.

Looking at the whole article, the whole resume is 15 pages, not less than 1500 words.

What is this concept?

Let's just say that with this sentence, this article is only 607 words.

Seeing this, I naturally thought of the "Haidian mother" who is famous for her "chicken" baby.

Because when "Haidian Mom" prints out the timetable for Children's Day, you will find that it is just a fairy fight between Mars and the earth.

In the past, "Chicken Baby" only came from the anxiety of a small elite family.

Specifically, it is only part of Beijing and Shanghai.

However, anxiety is contagious, and ordinary families will be involved sooner or later.

In Jinan, there are parents who feel the atmosphere of postgraduate entrance examination more than 5840 days in advance.

In my opinion, the chick circle is an endless world.

Even all kinds of chickens are using a series of slang words that you can't understand, such as vegetarian chicken, domestic chicken, ban chicken, frog and bullfrog, to express the tense and anxious atmosphere.

But you can't refute them, because the concept of "chicken baby" only exists in the eyes of "mortals".

In their group, this is called "positive discipline".

Although "chicken baby" mothers also use scientific or pseudo-scientific methods to protect their children's health.

But everything I do, in the final analysis, is to better go to the chicken baby in the future.

Although it looks amazing, looking forward to the future is so real.

To be fair, I used to think I was the old father of the chicken baby.

After all, my education has benefited me a lot.

Therefore, no matter how extravagant those new educational ideas are, I firmly believe that it is still a paper degree that can give children a bright future.

But I am just worried that he will not study hard in the future.

Compared with the chickens, my seemingly anxious attitude is simply lying flat and not even touching the fish.

I don't want to talk about "chicken baby", right?

After all, this question is just a different choice under anxiety.

However, from the perspective of natural laws, this does not seem to conform to the growth and development laws of primates such as humans.

Because the development of acceptance is cyclical.

You can't expect the development of your brain to catch up with your infusion speed.

We can't hope that the growth rate of musculoskeletal can directly skip the gene and overwhelm Yao Ming.

Learn olympiad without logic, and learn music without aesthetics.

In the end, I only spent 200% of my energy, but only got good memories.

However, the harmonious family relationship is lost and the normal emotional experience is missing.

Even if you can reach Grade 8 at the age of five, you may just shake your head at the sight of the piano.

Of course, I can understand the feelings of Jiwa's parents.

Just as I didn't know the usefulness of a degree until I went to college, Jiwa's parents also enjoyed or witnessed the amazing rate of return on education.

Although their behavior in educating children seems blind, in fact, this blindness comes from too many "food to see" and too many foreseeable problems.

Under a strong sense of crisis, children's future challenges are all necessary skills in advance, and their own shortcomings are also the key for children not to capsize again.

But your requirements for children are based on the current problems and pressures.

Who can say what it will become when it grows up?

If you look at it this way, in fact, it is not children but parents who should be "chickens".

Because the investment cycle of "chicken" children is too long.

And if this "chicken" continues, no one can say that there will be other problems one day.

In contrast, the effect of "chicken" itself may be immediate.

Because you work hard, you will get a promotion and a raise, and the real benefits are in sight.

Especially when you set an example for your child with your own behavior, that kind of real experience can flow into the blood and blend into instinct.

So "chicken is not as good as chicken itself".

Instead of making children a rich generation, we should follow the basic laws of education and make ourselves a "rich generation" by the way.