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Write a space to scold others and talk about your feelings?

Swearing is an art, and swearing is not dirty is a high level. The following are some of the contents I collected, hoping to help you.

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1*** You are so thrilling. Your brain zombie is disgusting. I can't figure it out. I can't figure it out. Where are you from?

There is a dog next door to my house. One day I will take it to build a nest with you, and you will get married.

3*** Don't always talk about other people's rubbish. In fact, you are embarrassed to say garbage. You are rubbish, and your whole family is rubbish.

You look like you were run over by a car and bitten by a donkey. You are the most shocking and failed person in the history of human creation!

I always thought. People and dogs and pigs at least can't mate. But ... your appearance has completely broken science and common sense. It's really a miracle of science!

6*** After seeing you, I realized what your father meant by calling you a barbecued pork instead of you.

7*** Look at the way you put the pig in. It looks even more shocking than * * * Xifeng. You should hurry up and die as soon as possible. What else do you want besides making excrement?

8*** Even if you are not beautiful, your mind is still not bright, and you can't tell the four grains. The most important thing is to lose the chain at the critical moment. After you get out of the wall, make sure there is someone on the other side of the wall.

9*** You are now dung beetles on the whip, only knowing that you are walking around, but I don't know that you are dying!

10*** If your mother is busy receiving guests, she has no time to educate you, but * * *' s services are all for animals.

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1*** You are either out of your mind or missing a thread; Your heart is healthy except for one eye.

My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except "Go away".

3*** Laugh at others. Even if you * * * don't clean, it's just 1290. Don't make me say what this means! That's 250 plus 38 plus 2!

Look at your shit. Go home and stay. Don't come out to impress the social image. I'm afraid I'll have altitude sickness when I see your face.

5*** *** ? The scum of society? Then do you know why there are these things in the world? That's because you exist!

6*** You are so stupid. Are you hot? Don't spit out your tongue on this hot day, I wonder if you won't sweat?

7*** When I talk about others, you, you, don't say that! Sister, I can't afford it. You are so awesome that we can't compare with you.

8*** You challenge me with your demo and don't look at your virtue!

9*** If you don't have knowledge, don't show off at will, lest Sun Man laugh at you for having no connotation and not knowing the art of speaking.

10*** Did you just fart today or something? Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and flowers fall, cars have a flat tire, and your thoughts roll as far as possible; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

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1* * I know that animals can't spit ivory. You are young and old, and you say that you are an old washing machine that God accidentally dropped.

2*** You are a cute, charming, hardworking little white hybrid fish who will always serve the people.

3*** Give you some color and you can open a dyehouse. You won't know why the flowers are so red until they are full of peach blossoms.

4*** men are dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, appearance problems; I've been dumped, and there's something wrong with my head.

5*** When I saw you as happy as * * *, I thought of your ancestor, the happy little * * *, and you were an abbreviated version.

6*** You said you were beautiful? I want nothing. The front is flat and the back is flat. Do you think you are a washboard that is poked every day?

7*** Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

8*** You are an intercellular waste, polluting the social air and ruining the social atmosphere.

9*** Well, that's it. Anyway, these words are still the same. Have a rest, I'm afraid I'll delay your reception time. It's not a good deal for you.

10*** You pug, I don't see any difference between you and a dog. Look at your poor face. What else do you want besides making excrement?

11* * a brainless creature who can think, full of food and support, bragging about how low his quality is everywhere, and you are not worthy to be a man.

12*** Like a bird, damn it, I'm telling you, you're still a man in blue with a big spin, a big tiger, big mud and a big knife.

13*** Now if I throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit. If I throw you into a black hole, the black hole will explode by itself!

14*** You look like a steamed stuffed bun, and everything looks like a steamed stuffed bun. Well, I worship you. Your hair will fall out when you die. It's ugly. After your death, your body will be shattered, and I will give you a slap in the face.

15*** There were countless friends in the past, but you were in my heart; Looking for you in the crowd, I suddenly look back ~ you are in the depths of the donkey shed! Eat grass and lean on trees!

16*** You engage in art and I engage in you. This is called deep art.

17*** Your new love is still someone else's whore.

18*** I feel like two pigs because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

19***? You said you looked good, and your face was covered with goose bumps. If you can roll as fast as the speed of light, I encourage you to surpass the speed of light.

20*** You * * *. Eating pig food in daily life makes people cry and persist, and the mouth is round and the tongue is slippery and the heart is not straight, and the years are sad.

21* * People won't get their dogs back after being bitten by them, but you shameless dog, I've really only seen this one in my life.

Why are you sitting on the stool with a straight face? Why do you have dinner with * * *? You said you broke the rules, and pigs don't like you.

No.23 Avenue on the earth, why don't you go? He doesn't speak neatly, and he always talks like dog food.

24*** Your bed screams every night. Is it because your experience is too good or your mistress is too coquettish?

25*** Are you kidding? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

26*** Don't be so self-abased, hang your name around all day. It's not a crime for you to be ugly, but it's a sin for you to be ugly and frighten to death!

27*** People should be self-aware, and don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to discover that you are really ugly.

28*** Really, what makes you? Take a photo of your life and post it on the paranormal post bar. The click-through rate must be extremely high.

29*** Do you know why? * * * Martyr B's body, do you know why you want to pretend to be pure? The appearance of big breasts and the life of mistresses.

30*** straighten your position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.