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Birthday wishes are short and unique: growth comes unexpectedly and birthday comes as scheduled.

one

Happy birthday, stupid lemon

June 1 day is a wonderful birthday.

I hope you can be as happy as a child forever.

Then visit Xiao Xue more often, OK?

two

I have received so many happy birthdays from my good friends, but I can't get by without being a little unhappy. I am really an idiot. Forget it, send yourself a happy birthday.

I hope you don't rejoice in things and don't grieve for yourself.

I wish you all the best. ?

three

Happy birthday, you idiot.

Be kind to yourself even if no one remembers.

four

Another year has passed so quickly.

Happy birthday to Ye Xiu, and so is my stupid brother. Remember to eat cake.

I have the honor to meet you in this life, the most amazing you.

I hope to live up to my heart every year.

five

"I'm such an idiot. I can do nothing but like you. "

"It seems that even I can't do it well."

good night

I miss you so much today?

six

Linlin. Happy nineteenth birthday!

You said dirty braids were your religion.

You said, you idiots are all studying hard to be idols.

You said that flowers will reopen one day, and people are no longer young.

Your thoughts, your efforts, your beliefs and your baby all know.

In fact, your heart is a four-year-old child. Pippi every day. Look, you have a little cough today. Take care of yourself, baby.

Since I fucked you. Mobile phone wallpaper lock screen in photo album. Chat background. . . . It's all you. I want the whole world to know how excellent the person I like is. Beautiful Linlin, do you know that your existence has made the world a better place? You said there was no way out in life. It doesn't matter. Your baby will always be with you! ! ! Baby, you are the best! ! !

seven

His first blessing was for mom and dad, and the second was for Darlene.

He hopes his 19-year-old son will be better.

He wants everyone to stay with him?

Happy birthday, little ghost. Happy birthday, son.

You are out of print. 18 or 19 is better.

Idiots should eat more and stop losing weight. I love you. Lilhost has always been our happy virus!

eight

Dear, this is my first birthday with you. I think I will spend every birthday with you. I have prepared a lot at home, but I really don't want you to go. It's very sad. I was going to let go. I'm calling to wish you a happy birthday. When I heard that you were not feeling well, I couldn't help it. Idiot, I said close your eyes and I'll come when you wake up.

nine

This is us together.

Spend your first birthday with you

I hope I can spend my birthday with you in the future.

Happy birthday, you idiot.

ten

I'm sleepy. I wish you a happy birthday first.

Hmm ~ you will always be the stupidest fool in my heart!

But also my favorite idiot!

Some things may be doomed.

Happy birthday to me today.

Happy birthday to you tomorrow.

eleven

I hope you can quit pesticides when you are one year older, or let me worry about you every day like an internet addiction teenager, and I will grow old soon. No matter how much you like games, you should play moderately. Excessive is to murder yourself without knowing it. You should know that moderation in everything is the performance of mature men!

Ok, just sauce, may it get better and better! ?

twelve

Happy birthday, idiot

I'm sorry, I'm always willful.

I'm sorry to die with you

I'm sorry I'm not with you.

Do you know that my birthday is 1 and you are 2 1, which is 20 days short? Then I am September, and you are five months short of April, so ... it's only 520! Isn't it a coincidence////It's a pity that I made it up. Birthday is better, because it is my most special day, birthday.

thirteen

I love you

I want to bless a very important person.

Happy birthday

Stupid fool

You are the best in my life.

You are the joy of youth.

or vice versa, Dallas to the auditorium

Maybe the sun was just right that day.

You are very beautiful.

Can't remember the time

Maybe the stage is the first time to see it.

Maybe this is the first time I've heard it.

It's engraved in my heart.

fourteen

I like you better than the spring breeze. Happy birthday to Maknae. I want to wish you a happy birthday for my baby. The little girl who fell down at the sight of Maknae, the little fool who looked forward to marrying Hun all day, only remembered Hun's birthday. Happy birthday

fifteen

When I 19-year-old boy grows up, I still hope that you will always be a free soul and have a soft and gentle heart. All my blessings to you are that all your wishes will come true, little fool. Happy birthday.

sixteen

Will there really be French fries that grow to the end of the world?

Most delinquent teenagers become like this because of family changes.

Just seeing a scarf with a crush on a girl in winter will make you feel very gentle.

Occasionally catch some worms for the cordyceps at home, instead of just watering them.

Birthday is happy birthday. Are you happy? Is your cat dead?

If you are a fool, you should live seriously and order a flying chicken as stupid as yourself with your friends in midsummer.

seventeen

I started to grow long hair for you.

For you, I let myself lose weight gradually.

I want to make myself stronger for you.

I will try my best.

So, please don't let me down, I have done everything for you.

Make such a wish today.

Thank you for letting me know so clearly.

You still belong to me, past, present and future.

Such a gift is really nice.

Happy birthday, big fool!

eighteen

On my third birthday with you, I only learned this year that you are a little crying bag. People who cry always have a soft and kind heart. I hope that when you grow up to be one year old, you will only encounter happy things and only shed moving tears. Happy birthday, little fool.

nineteen

My favorite little fool is 18 years old! Happy birthday!

I used to chase you and ask when you would be an adult. Every time I say it, I feel it's still a long time, but before I know it, it's today.

It's been seven months since we started being roommates!

I miss that we go to class and finish class together every day, order takeout together, play games and watch variety shows together, wake me up to cook for you together, ask me where the magic powder is, go out to play together, go shopping together, and receive Christmas cards you wrote to me together.

I'd like to continue to take care of you if I can.

But today you seem to have grown up officially! However, every day in the future, I still hope that you can regard me as an object you can rely on.

Happy birthday, I wish you a bright future.

twenty

Without your first birthday.

I was very happy when I woke up and saw your message.

Miss you, miss you, miss you.

I don't want to live seriously at all.

I just want to kiss, eat hard and fall in love with Xixi forever.

Be a lovely fool

Happy birthday, Sissy.

I miss you so much. Ouch!

twenty-one

I slept well last night.

I had my ears pierced yesterday. I was very careful.

Recently, I was preparing to apply. I met a very interesting young lady and talked with her for three hours on the phone yesterday.

I started my internship again today, TT

Happy birthday, idiot!

I hope this will happen in the new year.

Twenty Two

Happy birthday to my brother.

You are too old to be naughty.

Don't make mom angry.

You should know restraint when you grow up.

You are past the age of crying when you are unhappy.

Don't mess with me, okay? You don't have Weibo anyway.

You'll see later.

Well, happy birthday, little fool.

Your sister

twenty-three

Since 18 years old, I have received a very bad news every birthday, sometimes two.

Ordinary itself is very annoying, and my birthday seems to remind me that although you have accomplished nothing, you are a mediocre guy one year older. ?

20 years old is no better, and fools who don't work hard get nothing.

Happy birthday and good night. ?

twenty-four

? Sending flowers is really your little girl's favorite thing, right? Childish. ?

? However, since it is your birthday, I will accompany you to be naive. ?

? Happy birthday, idiot. ?

/kloc-I was so happy to receive the flowers from Li Zeyan on 0/8 birthday.

twenty-five

How fast! I'm only eighteen.

I've known him for the seventh year.

The first girlfriend in junior high school

Why do I remember your birthday?

Because I like you, idiot?

/kloc-Happy 0/8th birthday.

twenty-six

Happy birthday to Li Zeyan. My first impression of you is that the overbearing president is still fierce. Later I found out that you are actually an idiot who stole my pudding. I'm going to hang up on you! But your tenth chapter is very handsome. Oh, really! I won't hang up on you in the future. Really! Li Zeyan, I am a member of all living beings. I am really lucky to meet you and love you.

twenty-seven

What you can easily get is age.

May life be a little more lucky.

Happy birthday to me.

28

Potato is officially two years old today. I sincerely hope that he can be happy all his life. Although I know there will be all kinds of helplessness and incompetence in the face of secular life, I just hope I don't lose myself in it. All my choices are my favorite, and I have the ability to make myself happy no matter what the result is. Mom will silently guard you and give you full love and encouragement. Happy birthday, young man?

Twenty-nine

Thank you for your help.

I remember everything.

Happy birthday is enough.

I am particularly touched. Sister Rujie came back from Dalian to spend my birthday with me.

Meeting is not easy, not easy now, and not easy in the future.

You have to buy me everything, or you have to support me.

thirty

Like you for eleven years, you are the landlord Yang and lived with many tenants when you were young. You are Li Honey, who is 16 years old? You are the boss of your own company, Yang. You are the outspoken and honest Yang. You love Yang Pingquan best. No matter now or in the future, you are an important guide in my life.

Today, you are also a girl of Li xx.

Happy birthday

Thirty-one

When I first met you, you 19 years old. At that time, you were Yang Lin in the old days and the little sun in our hearts. On the screen, you always smile with curved eyebrows. In front of fans, you always care silently, like a big brother next door.

Today, I am 20 years old. Now, you are Xiao Yuan's classmate in the seventh lent, and my name for you has changed from Benge to Marxism, a big orange. Xincheng, I still like you very much, like the wind has traveled eight thousand miles, regardless of the return date.

Thirty two

Happy birthday. One day, all the blessings can be summed up in one sentence. Just wish you all the best, as long as you are good. I hope you can have a good time at today's birthday party. I plan to see you next month.

thirty-three

Only then did I realize that today is your birthday. Over the years, each of us has experienced some changes, good or bad, just like a long film about youth. Now you are 30 years old, and I, who have been a wife and will be a mother, hope that we can all be happy and stable. Happy birthday. We have one day.

Thirty four

Happy birthday. 23 years old

Less melodramatic, more effort.

Take what you should put down as early as possible, and pay attention to what you should cherish.

Love your family more, be less childish, be more responsible, and become stronger inside and outside. They are really old. Let them be less angry and give them less trouble. Spend more time with them when you are free.

June, I wish you a successful physical fitness test! The interview also passed smoothly! ?

Thirty-five

From combination to solo, from girl idol to cute leader, from cute to familiar, and then from familiar to female singer with her own unique temperament. I have already used one? Do a good job in music and play a good role? The standard is to evaluate every work she produces. ? Debut 18 years, she is getting better and better. She is a good friend. Happy birthday.

Thirty-six years old

Tired, relieved, disappointed and sad. No matter what the process is, keep the original heart unchanged. The better you do. Tianxiang, happy birthday! ?

Thirty seven

You are 22 years old.

I wish you strong.

Wish you a happy life.

I wish you progress in your life,

Never look back.

Happy birthday

Thirty eight

She said that a family is happiest together.

Happy birthday to my aunt.

Birthdays in these two years will harvest flowers and happiness. I hope that health is the most important thing while harvesting happiness.

39 years old

Thank you for your time and everything.

Thank you for all the encounters and company.

I wish my favorite family all the best and good health.

Dear friends are always happy.

May all the beauty and warmth come as promised.

A simple happy birthday, I said to myself.

forty

nineteen years old

He will be an adult the next year.

Excited, happy and disappointed.

Today last year, I was still making hard preparations for the college entrance examination.

Now I have been lying in bed in the university dormitory.

I remember I was thin last year.

After a year of precipitation, I gained weight.

What is a birthday?

Accept getting rich overnight and break your head.

I open the WeChat wallet with a smile now.

Happy birthday to me.