What short sentences are there in humorous copy?

1. Smart people don't fall in love.

2. Why send me pdd and cpdd?

I am not old and want to have a minimum living standard. I am young and I feel distressed.

4. No face, no money, little girl, poor.

5. There is no car on the left, no room on the right, bare trouser pockets, and strong.

6. Cocoa has no head, but strange hands and feet are there.

7. The children in the Jianghu hate each other and are bald.

8. I am April day on earth, and you are Sanxian in Northeast China.

9. The moon doesn't sleep, and neither do you. Express 1CU avoid queuing.

10. It's unlucky not to laugh, but it's a big mouth to laugh.