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2. Being with you is what you have, and love can last. Castle peak is not old, * * * you get old.
3. Because I love you, I live a bright life.
From the first love to the old age, I only love one person in my life.
5. Meet you at the right time. We fall in love, get married, have children, and grow old with warm company. This is the happiness I want, the stable happiness.
6. Love should be like a grindstone. Maybe you weren't so satisfied when you first picked it up. Slowly, everything will change.
7. Follow your light and see a world you have never seen before.
8. The best part of the morning is knowing that someone is quietly waiting for you to wake up.
9. The sweetest thing is being liked by you every day.
10, thank you for liking me, and I like the person who liked you very much at that time.
Look, people who play with chickens come to no good end.
This year is the first Spring Festival after marriage. Because of the low seniority, I had to follow my husband and call him "uncle, uncle, uncle". There are many people who come to visit during the Spring Festival, and I don't know much about it. In order not to make mistakes, my mother-in-law asked me to call my uncle. Then I had to greet him and send him off: "Uncle, you are here, go well and come again!" " "A few days later, my husband looked at me and muttered something suspicious: What is it like to return to my old job? ...
I met a good female classmate in the community and went out for a walk with my nephew over one year old. That boy called his mother to his female classmate, so cute! I just tease him, call him dad, call him dad. At this time, my mother appeared out of nowhere, with tears in her eyes, staring at us sadly and crying, "Don't tell me such a big thing!" " Come on, grandma! "
In the fifth grade of primary school, two students were fighting, and the teacher came and asked one of them to apologize to the other. To tell the truth: apologize to others. I only heard my classmates say: apologize! . . . . The whole class burst into laughter. . .
Taking my cousin out for dinner, she went to choose cold dishes and vaguely saw her chatting with a beautiful woman. When she came back, she sat next to me and said, "Brother, that beautiful woman just asked you for your phone number, and W believed me. I didn't tell her. What if she comes to eat with us? " After all, I ordered all my favorite dishes. "Well, you eat, cousin. Eat more. You'll have the strength to get beaten when you get home. . .
Female colleagues are particularly frugal, unwilling to spend money, and pay more attention to money! One day, her husband called her and said that her daughter-in-law was in poor health and something had happened! This gave her what she wanted! As a result, her husband came to a company dinner and one person wanted to get 200 yuan! Hahaha! She immediately flew into a rage! Her husband also said that money is not a big deal to you! I'm going to hold back my internal injuries when she says that.
One day, my daughter-in-law and I were walking along a country road. I saw a black dog chasing a chicken crazily. When it caught up with a fish pond, the chicken's wings fluttered on the branches. The dog didn't stop in the fish pond. I can't help laughing. My daughter-in-law looked at me at this moment and said, you see, people who play with chickens have no good end. ...
I came home from a business trip for a month and found that everything was so harmonious. My girlfriend is diligent to change slippers, and there is delicious food on the table. The only thing that makes me sad is that the parrot I raised for two years died …
The hobo's wife was pregnant for more than two months, and the calculated date was similar, but she was pregnant after all the measures were taken. I said it might be Tt's fault. Bought it from a small vendor, and a second-rate wife collapsed. I asked why, but the second-rate wife said seriously: What if the child asks us how he came? Can you say that it was bought by an impostor?
It's windy recently. I wore a pair of glasses when I went out. I passed by the door of a small shop and accidentally dropped my key! I quickly squatted down to pick it up, and suddenly a immature voice shouted: Don't move! Then a child quickly picked up the key and helped me to one side: Aunt, your eyes are bad and you almost stepped on shit! Where do you live? I'll take you home!
After passing a kindergarten, I only heard a wail inside. A young man cried at the kindergarten gate and said, Mom, I'm worthless. Don't sell me … Mom, I'll never steal your cake again, and I'll never blow up balloons in your room again …
After graduation, I entered the company and chatted with a beautiful woman. Usually I often chat by email. Once, she accidentally left her mobile phone on my desk. Strangely, she opened it and even noticed my name "World Wind". Friends, can you tell me what this means?
I didn't expect my classmates to get married yesterday and invited our old head teacher in junior high school. To my surprise, the old class teacher came to our table and said he would pour me a glass of wine. I was flattered and said, "How can you pour me wine? I will respect you in the future. " As a result, the old class teacher said earnestly, "Son, I have come to apologize for this wine. I shouldn't be so hard on you when you were in love. I heard that you haven't found a girlfriend in the class yet, and you blame yourself for being a teacher. " . . . . "
202 1 year: I only saw you for these tens of millions of roses.
1, it is hot when it is hot, and it becomes ice when it is cold. Please forgive me for being ungrateful all my life.
2. The evening breeze blowing through you becomes moist, and the dusk perched on your shoulders becomes more and more charming. Your whisper attracts cicadas, summer comes, and the stars twist; Midnight fog gathers on lawns and benches, like your wet hair. I want to count the stars in your eyes and smell which forest is in your body.
I don't know where I got my confidence. I don't study hard and do nothing all day, but I always feel that I will make a lot of money one day. This feeling is extremely strong.
The older you grow up, the more you realize that you can't live without your family. I hope my family is healthy without pain, disease.
You can come to me slowly. It doesn't matter if I go the wrong way or take the wrong bus, because I will wait, but don't be too slow, because I'm afraid that in Me Before You, I won't take care of myself, I won't eat on time, I won't stay up late, I won't sew my buttons, I won't clean my bowl, I want to eat a lot with you and go to many places. So, you should take care of yourself and come to me before my condition gets worse.
6. When you grow up, there will always be one or two opportunities. You will bravely run for the person you value, because if you are the right person, it is really too late to leave.
7. I like to nest in our beloved old sweater on rainy days. Next to it are our treasured old records, firewood and beloved old books. So quiet, so peaceful-this is a good time to dream. One noon, I was dreaming, and I was outside the cloud nine.
8. While our heads are hot, we should be desperate.
9. When you like someone, you will laugh when you see his short message. When you answer his phone, your voice will become gentle and clear. When you meet him, your heart will be pounding with nervousness and excitement. Wake up every morning, sleep every night, you will think of him, everything is involuntary, involuntary smile. With such a person in my heart, such a day is extremely happy.
10, your map is a blank sheet of paper, so even if you want to decide your destination, you don't know where the road is. But from another angle, it is because it is a blank sheet of paper that you can draw a map at will. Everything depends on you. For you, everything is free, and there are infinite possibilities in front of you.
1 1. It is precisely because I hope to meet you that I always think that the most rugged road is the best one.
12, I love the clear sky after the spring rain, that's your eyes.
13, these ten million roses, I only saw you.
14, no matter how sad this day is, remember to take off makeup seriously, wash your face and take a shower, blow dry your hair and go to bed safely. A bed is like a capsule, which will take you to a bright morning.
You gave me a tear, and I saw all the oceans in your heart.
1. Maybe, one day, we will make life painful and numb, but when we have gone through laughter, tears, loneliness and hesitation, we will find that there is such an eternal feeling, which makes us understand that there is happiness with love.
If you love her, don't give her a chance to think. Because you never know how much people who miss you love you.
3. Some things can only be remembered. Some people can only be passers-by I can't escape those memories after all, I can't forget that person, and I can't change the role of a one-man show.
If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart.
The familiarity of many years ago, many years later, has long since vanished. You are still you, I am still me, the same stranger.
6. Some people are thinking about someone, some people are waiting for someone, some people are sensitive to rejecting anyone, or I am used to someone. I can't tell whether you are a friendship or a missed love.
7. Love is a luxury. Can only watch from a distance. Don't fantasize, don't touch, because meet the right person at the right time in the right place.
8. The bravest thing in the world: smiling and listening to you say what I did wrong in our love.
9. People are more likely to get angry with close people than those they hate. The so-called close people are people who spend most of their time together. This is very important, which shows that we are often angry because we have more expectations for people close to us. Or, I want more from them.
10. Love is a play directed by fate. Until the end, you never know whether the ending is a tragedy or a comedy.
1 1. If you like someone, there will be no pain. It may be a long pain to love someone, but the happiness he gives me is also the greatest happiness in the world. Try to smile even when you are most depressed. Maybe someone will fall in love with you because of your lonely smile.
12. Happiness is to accompany you through a lifetime journey.
13. An ordinary life, people who love each other will not end up breaking up. People who love each other will grow up together in the ups and downs of their feelings.
14. You are mine, and no one can take it away. I am so overbearing; I'm yours, and no one can take it away. I'm too stubborn.
15. One day in my twilight years, I sat in front of the court, enjoying the flowers and smiling at the fleeting time. One hundred years ago today, I passed by and realized that I had seen it all.
16. Love is precious until we break up. Many people don't know how to cherish what they have until they lose it. In fact, what they are most familiar with is the most precious.
17. For a person, he has already walked out of our hearts, but when I think about it, I still feel a little distressed; For a relationship, we feel cold and cheerless for a long time, but we will still feel dejected in our memories; For a road, it has come to an end, and we will still look for an exit in our dreams.
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