I'm not Yosemite, I'm just dichlorvos.

1, don't give up, never leave this life; If you don't like it, die.

2. The poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and made a special trip to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha and find relatives.

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my grandson.

As long as we are confident, anything is possible.

Please raise your left hand if you love me, and raise your middle finger if you love others.

6. Who told me that Nokia can smash walnuts? Now it's dark.

7. Stealing food is not my fault, but the loneliness of my mouth.

8. I used to be young and energetic, but now my youth is gone, so am I.

9. People laugh at me for not wearing anything, and I laugh at others for not wearing anything.

10, there are not many ladies in the world, but there are many dresses.

Give me a pillow and I can sleep for a century.

12, when I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!

13, raise your head 45 degrees just to keep your nose from staying, and lower your head 45 degrees just to wipe your nose from others.

14, the girl who looks at the sky is very lonely, and the boy who looks at the sky is looking for UFOs!

15, as long as you live better than me, I can't stand it.

17, don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

18, living in this era of grass mud horse, we must hold the mentality of dying for everything.

19, you said that ice is sleeping water, I only remember that fart is a breath of shit.

20. I often wake up from my dreams because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream.

2 1, we live in sewers, and we still have the right to look up at the stars.

The more people I know, the more I like animals.

23. News broadcast cattle 13 means that even if you have been changing channels, you can watch a piece of news completely.

24. I wanted to eat my sorrow in one bite, but I became fat in one bite.

25. My future is not a dream, but a nightmare!

26. The first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?

27. I really want to now, but my mood is salty and fragrant.

28. I'm not the kind of person who hits people when they're down. I just closed the well.

29. I'm not Youlemei, I'm just dichlorvos. Do you want to hold me in your hand?

30. The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

I am not elegant, happy or beautiful at all. I'm not your Youlemei.

First, the past greetings are silently treasured like a plague, and even tenderness is no longer thorough.

Second, the world is small and the city is big. People who lack fate may never see each other again for the rest of their lives.

Third, sad words reveal the truth, happy words avoid a little ridicule.

The greatest luck in life is knowing you, and the greatest misfortune is not having you.

I know sadness can't change anything, so let me put it down quietly.

6. Unrequited love is not a sign of cowardice, but a shrewd choice-never let yourself get hurt.

Who will accompany me to Christmas Eve? Who will accompany me to Christmas Eve? Who will accompany me on New Year's Eve?

It is not a disease to love the new and hate the old, but to forgive constantly.

Nine, there is always a person, you say you don't love, but when you hear his news, your heart is pounding.

Ten, the so-called alma mater, is that as soon as you leave, it is decorated bright and blind.

Eleven, I have insisted on five things in my life, eating, drinking, pulling, dispersing and sleeping. Unique meaning

No one knows that behind my smile are the vicissitudes of generations.

Thirteen, a person, a city, a lifetime of heartache.

I am so strong that you can't see the flaw of despair.

Fifteen, I stay here every day, just don't want to miss the flowering of love.

Be good to yourself, because no one will treat you as the world.

17. I hate that people I care about are kind to others. I hate them for no reason.

I'm eighteen. I used to be afraid to have my period, but now I'm afraid I won't come.

The nineteenth and fourth seasons are very good. With you, there is a good scenery without saying a word.

I have always felt that the word perfect is not suitable for us, because we are not perfect.

Twenty-one, I will hear you in the swaying melody, and you will live in those lyrics, taking me across the mountains and valleys, dazzling and vague.

Twenty-two, you kill me, since I came to this world alive, I have no intention of going back alive.

If it snows without an umbrella, can we walk to Whitehead?

Thanks to the care of fate, I finally had the honor to meet you.

If you are ten years younger, I can say you are naive, but now I can only say you are mentally retarded.

The struggle to love you is almost an operation. The longer the time, the more blood loss.

I don't regret not meeting you in my best years, because meeting you is my best years.

28. The later you live, people may have some strange and disorderly poems in the eyes of observers because of the growth of age and the fog. Just like the first dish thrown into the pot, it is fully saturated with soup and has an indescribable rich flavor.

When we know how to cherish ordinary happiness, we have become winners in life.

Thirty, I am not elegant, unhappy or beautiful at all. I'm not your Youlemei.

You are my Omega, but the trash can is your destination.

1, you are so charming that countless blind people compete to bend over.

2. weigh yourself. I am very unhappy. I want to eat when I am unhappy.

My mother gave birth to a limited edition of me. Whether you like it or not is up to you.

I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

If I remember you in my next life, I will never be with you again.

6. Gradually, gradually, some people become mean.

7. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You'd better switch to be my wife.

Who do you think you are? You are the spilled water. I don't even want a basin.

9. When we grow up, we have too many heartbreaks and tears.

10, some pain, I can't say it, I can only endure it until I can forget it slowly.

1 1. Don't drink more than six points, eat more than seven points, and love someone more than eight points.

12, people who fucking believe in love must be fucking unlucky and hurt people without blinking an eye.

13, I thought of a sentence when chatting, but I forgot to say anything when telling others.

14, not all the pain can be shouted out. Not all love can be expressed.

15, if you haven't experienced my journey, don't criticize my path.

16, you slapped me and rubbed my face. Do you think I will forgive you? I can't believe I forgave you.

17, the face is a thing outside the body, you can take it or not, money is a must, you have to take it.

18, there are so many wonderful flowers now, what makes us ordinary people feel sorry?

19. Commitment is still no match for time. There will be no more promises from you in my world.

20. You think too complicated about others, because you are not simple.

2 1, I studied sacred knowledge, and you actually measured it with scores, which is simply an academic stain.

22. People who are most hungry are generally fat paper, because there is an idiom that the hungriest is the heaviest.

23. If one day I fall down. Remember, I'll come up for you.

24. You are my Olay, but the trash can is your destination.

25. My smile can be given to anyone, but my heart can only be given to you.

26. It's easy to like someone, but it's hard for someone you like to like yourself.

27. I thought you knew everything I did for you, but that was just my idea.

28. There are two me in the world. One pretends to be happy and the other is really sad.

Humorous tone: it's all boiled water. What are you pretending to be?

1, we are all trying to grow up, and then we are all black and blue.

2, don't casually reveal the wound to others to make people feel unsympathetic.

You may be at a loss and I can't guess, but I'm probably what you didn't expect. It doesn't matter.

4, it's all boiled water, what is Youlemei.

5. Hold the hand of the person you love. Maybe in the next life, someone else will walk beside you.

6. You never know how brave I need to say a word to you.

7. It's expensive to step near you.

8. I have been a bad student, and I don't mind being a bad girl again.

9. "Is League of Legends important or am I important?" "I can play League of Legends, but I won't hit you. Who do you think is important? "

10, how do you own it? Even if there are a million reasons to leave you, I will find a reason to stay for you.

1 1, the so-called last and only love is just a mirage, and it is empty in the end.

12, does it feel good for a girl to be played in the dark?