Super cool classic mood phrases born in the 90s

1. A person’s biggest shortcoming is not selfishness, brutality, or willfulness. It's about loving someone who doesn't love you.

2. I heard that happiness is very simple, so simple that it will be diluted by time.

3. In love, there are no rules, no winning or losing, no right or wrong, no heroes, no wise men, and no genius. In classic love, there are only two fools, holding each other's hands. Love stupidly, live stupidly, and spend your whole life stupidly.

4. Sometimes I really want to put my heart aside, why does it hurt? Useless stuff.

5. A man becomes a father in just a few minutes, but a woman spends her whole life becoming a mother. You will be grateful if a man cooks breakfast, but a woman cooks one or three meals without missing a beat. Men rest in bed after work, and women cook in the kitchen after work. It is a physiological need for men to go out and have sex with women. It is unruly for women to seek spiritual support at home. A woman will be devoted to you just the moment she steps into the wedding hall, but it will take her whole life to change it. If you don't come to a man, you will be consistent.

6. In this damn school, it’s not money that cheats daddy, it’s youth!

7. My husband must be a wanderlust, and he has not found me yet

8. In an era of soaring material resources, only wages remain constant in response to changes.

9. The fairest thing in life is that everyone has to die.

10. The reason why I am as heartless as I am now is because of you

11. A prisoner was about to be released from prison after serving his sentence and expressed his life for this. Feelings: After living here for so many years, I’m really reluctant to leave my alma mater. If I have the chance, I will come back again~~~The prison guards were instantly confused after hearing this

12. Go with your smile Look at the world and don't let it take away your smile.

13. I only like to lose my temper with you, because I subconsciously believe that you will not leave me. Bullshit turns out to be a form of dependence.

14. People who love you will never hurt you, and those who hurt you are definitely not people!

15. If I ask you to go to the toilet, will you love me?

16. Long-lasting love is not when the eyes are facing each other, but when the direction is consistent.

17. Teacher, you are just our hypnosis tool, there is nothing to be proud of.

18. When no one else feels sorry for you, feel sorry for yourself.

19. Don’t always feel that you are not good enough. In fact, it is because he has no vision.

20. Although the sparrow is small, it still has all the internal organs. You are not small either, so why don’t you care?

21. Loving someone means that when you dial the phone, you suddenly don’t know what to say. It turns out that you just want to listen to that familiar voice. It turns out that what you really want to unplug is just a string in your heart.

22. Some things are hurtful whether they are said or not. Some people will leave whether they stay or not. The super cool QQ personality of the post-90s generation talks about funny phrases

1. Only when you are drunk can you know how stupid you are, and only when you are in love can you understand a fool

2. Treat your boss as a baby, and then treat yourself Use it as a breast, put more pressure on yourself and squeeze out more milk, because babies don’t know how to appreciate breasts that can’t produce milk yet

3. There once was a woman who wanted to reform me, but she In the end, I only disassembled my parts, but never installed them again with me

4. Don’t always call me a beast. Get to know me better, and you will know that I am not as good as a beast.

5. The reason why relationships are bleak is that usually one person is begging and the other is unwilling to give -

6. Usually, behind every woman with a strong heart, there is a A man who made her grow up; an emotional experience that made her realize everything; a transformation process that pushed her to a desperate situation and finally reborn. A woman with a strong heart is not usually strong and aggressive. On the contrary, she may be gentle, smiling, resilient, unhurried, calm and calm.

7. Most people would not say that I am handsome. They usually only say that I am domineering.

8. If we had appeared earlier, we might not have been with each other. One person clasped his fingers.

Or maybe they meet a little later, so late that the two people slowly learn to be tolerant, considerate, kind and compromise in their respective love experiences. Maybe when they get together, they won't give up so easily, turn around willfully, and let go. Gone is love. There is no one step too early or one step too late. It is such a rare fate.

9. Don’t have hope when you are not sure, otherwise you will not be disappointed. If you can't figure out that person, then don't ask him to do something for you. Don't give him the chance to reject you, so you won't be disappointed. Don't fall in love with someone who doesn't seem to fall in love with you, then don't be disappointed. Some disappointments are inevitable, but most of them are caused by overestimating yourself.

10. When a person's mood is at a low ebb and he is no longer interested in anything, he must learn to shift his attention. Now that it has become a fact, try to accept it and face the reality. One person cannot change the world, and the world will not change because of you. All we can do is adapt to the world. Don't be too picky, don't be dissatisfied with the status quo, and don't compare yourself to others.

11. A cold-faced person is ashamed of an adulterer, but a loose-headed person is willing to be a cow under the skirt.

12. A movie can become a story without a director; a story without a screenwriter is nothing. Therefore, in life, you must at least become a screenwriter. If you want to be wonderful, work hard to develop as a director.

13. The reason why first love is beautiful is that it tells us that there will be more next love.

14. You know so many people in this world, and so many people are related to you. No matter how you change, you can't make everyone like you, so you might as well be the person you want to be.

15. From now on, please seriously forget everything you have done, and then make up for everything you have missed.

16. What is irony? The irony is that even if you are willing to be someone else's toilet paper, they still think your paper is soft and stains your fingers, while the paper is hard and scratches your butt

17. Trust is like an eraser, you make mistakes every time The loss gradually becomes smaller.

18. A little girl was lying on the windowsill, watching the people outside the window burying her beloved puppy. She couldn't help but burst into tears and mourned endlessly. Seeing this, her grandfather quickly led her to another window and let her admire his rose garden. Sure enough, the little girl's mood suddenly brightened. The old man hugged the girl and said: My child, you opened the wrong window. Open an optimistic window for yourself and make the happiness in your life clearer.

19. Life always likes to throw me as a tug-of-war rope between angels and devils. In order to retaliate against them, I decided to make a straw rope, break it, and then they all go aside

20. Life is like this, he is teasing you, but you take him seriously.

21. You may be worthless to one person, but priceless to another. Remember your worth.

22. I think you are a professional net-weaver, and you specialize in catching penguins.

23. I have been under a lot of pressure recently, and I chew Wangwang snow cakes more than others.

24. No matter how beautiful a thing is, once there is no result, don’t dwell on it for a long time. If you are alone, you will be tired and tired; if you are alone, even if you miss him again, if you can't hold on, you have to let go at the right time. After a long time, you will be sad and heartbroken. Sometimes, giving up is another kind of persistence. If you miss the gorgeous summer flowers, you will definitely walk into the quiet autumn leaves. Everything and everyone will become a thing of the past. Don’t struggle with it. No matter how difficult it is, we must learn to withdraw.

25. Promises, sometimes, are just what a liar says to a fool.

26. Cow dung is cow dung. No matter how fragrant you are, flowers will generally not be placed on you, because it would be disgraceful to your beauty.

27. Cow B is Ordinary people, cow organs are for literati.

28. Look back occasionally, otherwise you will always be chasing and not know what you have lost.

29. The most painful missing is not that the other person doesn’t know how much you miss, but that he knows but doesn’t care. Some people, no matter how nice you are to them, they won't notice because you seem so insignificant in their lives.

30. There are many roads to choose in life. If you choose one and go down, you will meet the people and scenery on this road; if you choose another road, you will encounter completely different scenery and people. Some people may walk with you, while others may stay where they are; those who walk together may also separate from you at the next intersection. There is nothing to lament. This is the inevitable outcome of life. Cherish the people around you who watch the scenery with you, and wave your hands freely and vigorously at the next intersection.

31. My advantage is: I know my mistakes and can correct them. My shortcomings are: I am very low-key in making corrections -

32. Now I am very weak in my thoughts and emotions. But it's very salt and pepper pork ribs -

33. Are you the frog at the bottom of the well, or are you the super cool post-90s generation who didn't even get to the bottom of the well? 1. Hibiscus comes out of clear water. Stupid pigs are different!

2. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

3. Don’t smile at your sister, as she will lose your pretense when she smiles.

4. You get what you pay for, and you won’t feel hungry after eating porridge.

5. Take a multiple-choice question, but the answers are all near.

6. These two lips are quite large.

7. Squatting on the roadside to watch girls, lying on the bed and playing with little girls.

8. Hitting is for kissing, scolding is for loving, if you don’t love enough, just kick!

9. Your stupidity is always so creative

10. The small hiddenness is in the hazy poetry, and the big hiddenness is in the soap opera.

11. Investment in love is nothing more than losing money and making money.

12. You don’t have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig.

13. Give me an atomic bomb and I will send a mushroom cloud to Japan.

14. Why doesn’t happiness knock on the door? I’m not at home when it comes.

15. Holding hands and walking together forever is called love!

16. Coaxing and coaxing your own daughter-in-law without embarrassment is called love.

17. At your snail’s pace, you can’t even eat hot shit.

18. There are some things that you don’t need to argue about, and you can obey on the surface but resist secretly.

19. Everyone says I am ugly, but in fact I am just not obviously beautiful.

20. Damn it, every time I chase a girl, I get an extra sister.

21. I gave up everything for you in exchange for wishing you happiness.

22. I just want to have his love and let me be your only lover.

23. It doesn’t matter how high the mountain is, if there are immortals, it will be clear. It doesn’t matter if there is too much water, as long as you can drink it.

24. Shakespeare said: Only less passionate love will last longer.

25. Don’t arm yourself with sophistication, he will be acclimatized.

26. Fear that you will lose everyone, leaving one person alone to die of old age.

27. The best love is to let go of your hand, and the best way to let go is to beat him to death.

28. You can hit my deskmate, but I warn you not to hurt me accidentally.

29. Teacher, would you like to wait until the boys in our class have hair that reaches their waist before starting class?

30. Smoking is an art of life; looking for cigarettes is an attitude towards life.

31. Life is like a super girl, and those who carry it to the end are pure men.

32. A man who always likes to be active at night is not a good bird, he is a bat.

33. Don’t be so nice to me that I can’t tell whether it’s love or friendship.

34. When the weather gets cold, the place I want to go to most is in your arms besides the bed.

35. There are endless tears of lovesickness and red beans thrown away, and endless spring willows and spring flowers fill the painting building.

36. I have spread out my homework on the balcony. You can take care of it yourself during the typhoon.

37. When I saw their wedding photos, I really wanted to photoshop them into black and white and hang them on the wall.

38. Life is like angry birds. When you fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.

39. I did very well in this exam. I only failed two subjects, liberal arts and science.

40. Facing the enemy’s torture, I have only three words: I will say it all!

41. I originally wanted to give the world a warm embrace, but instead received slaps from all directions.

42. Because there is nothing worth remembering forever, I can only let you disappear.

43. I don’t agree with your point of view, but I will defend to the death your right not to speak.

44. When we were crossing the road, you held my hand tightly, and I knew this was happiness.

45. I love you because of your understanding, even if the strong wind blows down this dense forest, it will never change.

46. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say one word silently in my heart: Explode!

47. People have searched for her thousands of times, but when I look back, that person still dismisses me

48. I am actually a person with dreams, but the reality is too hungry, and I turn my dreams away have eaten.

49. Sometimes I take out my ID card when I think I have become ugly, and I will find that I am worrying too much.

50. Words that poke people's pain are not joking, they are deliberately mean-spirited.

51. Others think I am bowing my head in thought, but I am actually looking at whether I should pick up this hair on the ground.

52. When the class teacher talks nonsense, it’s like chewing Xuanmai and can’t stop at all!

53. In Egypt, a man can marry four wives. How tiring that is. China is better.

54. Flowers are easy to disperse, dreams are easy to wake up, but you, the only one in my life, will never disappear in my life.

55. On the subway, I was told not to carry flammable and explosive materials. I got off the train silently because I was so handsome.

56. My girlfriend is dating other men behind my back. Oh, your girlfriend is so strong.

57. It is said that God arranges a person around everyone who can never gain weight no matter how much he eats to make you angry.

58. The function of roaming chat records on smartphones has ruined many couples and seen through many people.

59. It was my first time to cook, and I asked my dad how it was. He said: The salt is good, with a light egg fragrance

60. The Taobao shop owner introduced his clothes Fabric: This fabric is very elastic, comparable to Jinmailang elastic surface.

61. Since two prostitutes claimed to be graduates of a prestigious university, I now generally call myself illiterate. .

62. Are you angry? Is it hydrogen or oxygen? If it's nitrogen, squat in the corner and explode.

63. Every time I touch my phone when doing homework, it's like eating Xuanmai chewing gum and I can't stop. Come down.

64. The air purifier is the most pretentious home appliance I have ever seen, especially like those of us who pretend to listen to lectures in the classroom.

65. Several young people said that a beautiful woman in front of them had a round butt. The beautiful woman turned around and raised her eyebrows: Do you want to touch her?

66. When you are exhausted, please at least let me retain the right to remain silent. This is the last way I can feel sorry for myself.

67. Your palms are so big that you must be lonely. You can see why because the bigger your palms are, the lonelier you are.

68. Yuelao, could you please change it to a steel wire next time you pull the red thread for me? Damn it, the red wire is of poor quality and keeps breaking.

69. Never quarrel with your parents, because you will only get scolded when you fail to win, and beaten when you win.

70. Why most Chinese people lie and are very professional is because they started writing essays in elementary school.

71. The sign of an immature man is that he can sacrifice heroically for his ideals, while the sign of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideals.

72. What every student is best at is: eliminating two wrong options from the four options, and then choosing the wrong one from the remaining two.

73. I don’t have many words! There is only one thing to tell you: with you, you are everything! Without you around, everything is you!

74. Women, standing in front of clothes is like an emperor, thinking every day, who should I favor today? After looking at it, hey, it’s time for me to be my concubine again.

75. Live with a relaxed heart, live with peace of mind, be sincere in your feelings, be kind to others, be sincere when inviting me to dinner, and don’t feel bad when you pay.

76. If you drink Wahaha every day, you will laugh every day; if you drink Robust every day, you will be healthy, happy and worry-free; if you drink Mengniu every day, you will definitely grow into a cow!

77. Palmist Master: Your palms are big, you must be lonely. Me: Huh? You can see this, why? Palmist Master: Because the bigger the palm, the lonelier it becomes.

78. There are three kinds of people in school, one is a top student, and the other is a student who quits school. As for this third type of person, they want to be a top student but are unable to do so, and they want to quit studying but can’t. .

79. Since ancient times, there have been no beautiful ladies in the North. Broken flowers and willows line the streets. Even if there are three pairs of mandarin ducks, they are like pheasants and wolves. Since ancient times, there has been no beautiful girl in the North, looking at an airport. Occasionally seeing a Mount Fuji, it was also Hongxing who came out of the wall early.

80. When I had dinner with a friend, he asked me to pay the bill. I felt it was extremely unfair: Why should I invite you this time? The spicy hotpot we had last time, the kebabs we had last time, the ramen we had last time, etc., which time didn't you invite me?

81. For foodies, the five saddest words in the world are not that we break up, or that we have to work overtime on weekends, or that our wages will be deducted this month, but that we should avoid spicy food and cold food. Just reading it a few times can bring tears to my eyes. qq signature, non-mainstream super cool after 90s

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1. When I take off my clothes, I am a beast, but when I put on clothes, I am a beast.

2. Giving you face is polite, not giving you face is reasonable.

3. A heart would rather fester than hold you in it.

4. No interpretation, no explanation, I am who I am.

5. Forget it even if you can’t forget it, and do it even if you can’t do it.

6. Even if it hurts, I don’t want to admit it. I am nothing but stubborn.

7. Girls are for flirting, uncles are for showing off.

8. What kind of person I am depends on how others treat me.

9. A ruthless woman is king.

10. As long as I can get rid of you, I will never let go of any opportunity.

11. Angels are just birdmen, and demons are nothing more than bats.

12. Put away your overflowing heart and get out of my world.

13. Let go of the woman and point the gun at Lao Na.

14. Whether I pay attention to image or not depends on our relationship.

15. If one day I have the final say in this world, I will let money become waste first, so as not to harm people for money.

16. Everything that can be robbed is garbage.

17. Bitch, you are like a bus, anyone can get on.

18. Whatever you are, that’s what I look like.

19. Many years later, your mother will become my mother.

20. Love is a very sacred word, don’t tarnish it.

21. How can you grow up casually without experiencing a few scumbags?

22. The consequences of my being unhappy are serious!

23. If you don’t feel my sorrow, don’t understand my pain.

24. I would rather not have a birthday without you.

25. You can’t afford to lose if you play tricks with me.

26. Even if our heart stops beating, we are still best friends.

27. Please don’t use your coquettishness to seduce my man.

28. My heart is so small, as big as my fist, how can it hold a person as big as you!

29. My silence has become a castle in the eyes of others.

30. Don’t say I have changed, as if you know me better.

31. When I become the emperor, I will make you the prince.

32. I never believe that we can be friends after a breakup.

33. Those who can act are not necessarily actors, but those who can pretend must be grandsons.

34. People only live once, and they deserve to live a domineering life.

35. My pride cannot tolerate such bullying from you!

36. Don’t blame me for being too crazy, just because the world is too arrogant.

37. If I had known that sister Ga’s heart had changed, what the hell was she doing in falling in love?

38. Only music can bear all the sorrow.

39. If it is not my sun, no matter how bright the light is, it cannot illuminate my heart.

40. I want to take charge of my life. I am fed up with the passive life.

41. People who break promises are no longer best friends, don’t tarnish this word.

42. I don’t have the toughness of your little woman, I only have the toughness of a big woman.

43. If you come, I believe you will not leave. If you leave, I will treat you as if you have never been here.

44. Maybe we can accomplish nothing today, but there is no guarantee that we will dominate the world tomorrow.

45. What kind of sisters are sisters who cannot joke?

46. Sell me out and I will leave you with nothing.

47. If you can’t appreciate my beauty, please step aside.

48. Acting cool and handsome, this is the brother; if the brother has capital, whoever calls him brother is a myth!

49. Without a beautiful appearance, no one will care about your beautiful heart. This is reality.

50. I like you, but that doesn’t mean you can trample on my feelings at will