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If you don't pay back the money you owe, talk about Daquan.
The people I hate most are those who are good at flattery and proficient in rhetoric, because being with them will make me look like I don't know how to be a man.
I have lent you money, and it hurts to think about it.
4, dreams still have to be there, otherwise you will tell people when you drink too much.
Happiness means remembering that someone still owes me some money when there is no money. No one should want to be with a person who has no money and debts, so let it all be buried in my heart, as long as it's not my own wishful thinking. Money is a dirty thing, but it is also a good thing, which helps us distinguish people from dogs. You don't have to pay back the money owed by your friends. The best way to collect debts is to say that good friends don't need too much. Three is enough. One is willing to lend you money, one is willing to attend your wedding and the other is willing to attend your funeral. Reality tells us that there is nothing, nothing, no money, nothing.
6. Borrow money to accompany the smiling face and pay back the money like Yamaraja.
7. Change the WeChat avatar to "Pay back the money quickly", and then keep praising his status.
8. The salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.
9. In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back.
10, what do people who owe money and don't pay it back think? Money is hard to earn, stone is hard to eat, and it is even harder to urge people to pay back.
1 1. If you don't pay back the money, talk about sending a circle of friends to the bank to apply for a card. The counter gave me a list. The type of certificate I fill in is rectangular.
12, it is difficult to pay the bill every year. Please pay me back quickly.
13, this kind of person still expects him to pay back the money? If your mouth is so short, you should feed the blind dog. Scold him in QQ, and delete it after scolding. Do not contact.
14, some grandchildren, there are many reasons why Nima can't pay back the money! It is not impossible to regard the tolerance of others as your shameless capital, but you should also see if our relationship has reached that level! Grandson, if you are unkind, blame me for being unjust and give you no face!
15, there are many ways to end friendship, and the most thorough one is to borrow money and not pay it back.
16. What kind of person do you want to be? It is worth pondering.
17, the end of the year, what are you most afraid of hearing?
18, it is suggested to negotiate. If negotiation fails, bring a lawsuit to the people's court with relevant evidential materials (a copy of the other party's ID card or household registration information is required in the lawsuit), and demand the other party to repay the loan and pay interest or liquidated damages. Article 119 of the Civil Procedure Law, a prosecution must meet the following conditions: the plaintiff is a citizen, legal person and other organization that has a direct interest in the case; There is a clear defendant; There are specific requests, facts and reasons; It belongs to the scope of civil litigation accepted by the people's court and the jurisdiction of the people's court under appeal.
19, when I say casually, I mean: both employers and employees are too lazy to think about it and can't think of a good one. Although it's up to you, you must come up with something that will satisfy me.
20. The phone bill balance is insufficient. Please recharge in time.
2 1, smart girls are generally fatter, because the latest scientific research proves that women use adipose tissue to store IQ, and the thicker the adipose layer, the higher the IQ.
22. This debt collection ... makes you afraid of hurting your feelings. If you don't rush you, you will have a hard time.
23. When he loves you, he has endless words with you.
24. I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together.
25. I never speak with thorns. If I embarrass you, please remember I did it on purpose.
26. Before you borrow money, you call it a friend. After you borrow money, you will be your uncle. After you paid it back, he became your benefactor.
27. It is not money without interest that is lent to you, but trust and encouragement.
28. People who don't pay back the money make me gnash my teeth. Otherwise, don't promise when to repay. Why can't you find anyone? I just feel bad about my RMB.
29. When I was a child, my grandmother often gave me a cup of foreign coffee. I didn't know it was Banlangen until I grew up.
When I am bored to death, only money can save my bad mood.
3 1. At the same time, please remember that people who like to take the initiative to pay the bill are not because people are stupid and have more money, but because friendship is more important than money.
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I hate such people. When she borrowed money from you, she was enthusiastic, said all kinds of nice things, and tried to find reasons when she paid back the money.
34. When asking for an account, the other party said that there was no money now.
35. In the case of non-repayment or non-repayment, creditors should collect and keep specific evidence, such as IOUs, IOUs, etc. If repeated civilized and friendly reminders fail, a lawsuit should be brought to the court within the limitation of action. If we delay the time and let the statute of limitations expire, it will be very complicated to sue again. If it is only a small amount of arrears, then there is no need to file a lawsuit, and only a goodwill reminder can be made to the debtor.
36. Generally speaking, legal fees are definitely required for prosecution. If you don't pay back the money, it will usually be a civil lawsuit, and there won't be much money! If you are a lawyer or something, you must have a lawyer fee; If it is really difficult, then apply for legal aid!
How nice you were last night, and you swore to pay back the money. I didn't know it was so brazen, and I didn't say anything by the end of the year.
38. This man refused to pay back the money, called to stop him, and went to his parents, who were unreasonable and refused to admit it. I hope everyone will be careful not to lend money to this person in the future, lest everyone be cheated like me.
39. I want to kick those who borrow money and break their promises out of my life. Don't make yourself so sacred. If I want to lend you money, I am a villain. Hehehe.
40. What you are lending is not money, but confidence, trust, encouragement, recognition of your own abilities and investment in the future.
4 1. Do you know how many times I moved, changed my phone and changed my job to avoid you? I am old, and there are old people, young people, young people. We are all old people in the world. It's enough for you to be upset alone. Why bother me again, not to mention that we are friends? Have a little love, okay?
42. Talk about making friends when you owe money. Do you think the moon in the sky looks like the money I lent you yesterday?
Don't need too many good friends. Three is enough. One will lend you money, one will attend your wedding and one will attend your funeral.
44. There are so many bad guys, who make rumors and slander, destroy marriages, don't pay back money, cheat others to see a doctor, and are driven away by the landlord ... How can we break it?
45. It is not difficult to borrow again after borrowing, and it is not difficult to borrow again without borrowing.
46. Only by personal experience can you know that money is not so easy to earn, and it is difficult to earn money!
47, standing to borrow money, kneeling for debt, lending is a feeling, taking back is an enemy.
In fact, you can feel it, can't you? When he doesn't love you, his words become less, people become busy and his heart becomes hard.
49. It is not money without interest that is lent to you, but trust and encouragement. ......
50. Rich people are grandfathers! But there are even more people who owe money and don't pay it back!
5 1. My brother who used to be able to pay back the money is in the next class, but now he is just an ordinary friend.
52. In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back. There is no money in my wallet. Why? There is no fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork! Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to have sex with yourself? I can't even think about it. What a blessing. Pay attention to details, and start with small things, because you can't do big things at all. Others' twenties: face-lifting needle, eye opening, nose pad, fat filling, risorius. I am in my twenties: this is delicious, that is delicious, hahaha, everything that can be eaten is delicious. I am fat on my chest and thin on your brain. Putting a cross on a mosquito-bitten bag tells Jesus to heal it. I cried after the Chinese exam. After the math exam, I found myself crying early. If you are well, it will be sunny. According to this weather, you should be dead. It's no use drinking too much chicken soup for the soul. Science has proved that dirty chicken soup is the most nutritious.
53. No one wants to be with someone who has no money and is in debt. Let all this be buried in your heart, as long as it is not your own wishful thinking.
54. Catch the thief first, and don't care about the other person's face.
I tell you as an experienced person, don't come here. Beauty is a sin, and blizzard can't bury it. Staying up late is really harmful to my health, so every time I sleep late, I will order a snack to make up for it. Don't laugh, no one is joking with you. Don't always scold me for hating iron. Don't you know that iron can't be turned into steel? At my present age, the only thing I can put down is chopsticks. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. There are barbecues and dinner desserts all over the street. No one dissuaded me, so I couldn't help but enter one casually, and I gained several pounds. In this fickle age, the best way to remember you is to owe money and not pay it back! If youth is spent doing nothing, it will be a sad tragedy to recall the years. I'm a good girl, and you don't even like me, young man. Do you like men?
56. Looking back on my life, I am the biggest official, that is, the qq group administrator.
Remember, don't hurt those who help you when you are short of money. That's the person in your life.
Whenever my friends around me are unhappy, I will advise them to look farther and let bygones be bygones. But they are always unwilling, urging me: pay back the money quickly!
59. Don't always ask a man "Do you still love me?"
60. Lending money to you is support, and not urging is trust. Please pay back the money sincerely.
6 1, borrow money from pessimists because they won't expect you to pay it back.
62. It is an obligation for others to help you, but it is an obligation not to help you. Nothing is taken for granted. How many people ignore this simple truth, and how many people take it for granted; Some people think they are smart and even play hooligans. Such people will fade out of people's sight sooner or later!
In other words, make friends and at least pay back the money. I refuse to accept it and pay back the money.
64. Don't owe money to your friend for too long, and don't ask him to pay it back many times. Otherwise, don't think that he will contact you after you pay back the money. Friends should trust each other, right?
65. Time and again, it is difficult to collect money, account and do business. If you try again, you will have to use legal means.
66. When you borrow money, others beg you, and when you pay back the money, you beg others.
67. The two saddest words are not lovelorn. But I don't pay back the money I borrowed
There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.
Money is a dirty thing, but it is also a good thing, which helps us distinguish people from dogs.
70. Some people borrow money from you because they think you won't ask them to pay back.
7 1. My friend owed 65,438+million yuan and didn't contact us for one year. Now all my contact information with my husband has been hacked. There is no way. I thought I was a friend, so I didn't owe you an iou. Now people deny it. My husband and I can only spend 65438+ ten thousand to buy a lesson.
72. Friends and relatives owe money. Many people don't know how to send a circle of friends to get their money back Let's see how to send it, turn on Xiaomi's mobile phone, and then click on WeChat on the desktop of the mobile phone. After opening WeChat, click the discovery option below to enter the discovery interface, click the circle of friends above, then find the camera image in the new interface and press it for two seconds, and then a prompt will appear. Just click I know, and then enter the editing interface. Don't be too straightforward to say that you want to pay back the money, then click Publish, summarize and open Xiaomi's mobile phone, and then click WeChat on the desktop of the mobile phone. After opening WeChat, click the discovery option below to enter the discovery interface, click the top circle of friends, and then find the camera image in the new interface. Press it for two seconds, and a prompt will appear. Just click I know to enter the editing interface. Don't be too direct and euphemistic to say that you want to pay back the money, and then click Publish.
I had many dreams when I was a child, but now I just want to get rich.
74. Mine, too. I can't even make friends today After I understand, I really don't want to lend money to others. I will lose not only my money, but also my friends.
75. No matter in 3747 or 79, if you ask for wine from heaven, you will never pay back the money you owe.
76. When you are in trouble, friends are willing to lend you money to help you solve your urgent needs, which shows that people trust you. This is a great kindness. No matter when he asks you to pay back the money afterwards, you can't just complain and be upset. It must be difficult for him to ask you to pay back the money. In fact, finding someone to pay back the money is very similar to finding someone to borrow money, which is difficult to talk about. So, don't take others' help for granted, please be grateful to those who help you when you are at a loss.
77. I always comfort myself when you suddenly don't reply to my message. It's okay. You may be dead.
78. Dead vines, yellow crows, watermelons with air conditioning and wifi, and Ge You's sofa. When the sun goes down, I will put it aside.
79. I think this is a kind of moral kidnapping. You can't think that others have money, and they won't pay it back unless they are short of money. If they have any more money, it's theirs, not yours. Why don't you lend money and say that people are stingy, and stingy people won't lend you money at all.
80. A sincere person walks into his heart. A hypocrite fades out of sight as soon as he leaves. If the encounter between people is fate, then getting along with people is sincerity and credibility!
8 1, in fact, I think it is obvious that some people are not guilty after being exposed, but are scolded and sad. Just like people who borrow money and don't pay it back, people who borrow money from others are still embarrassed. I can't help it if I have to say thick skin. I just can't be like you! Besides, I hope you stay away from me. I can't stand it! Breathing the same air as you all feel a little sick.
82. Paying debts is a matter of course.
83. Lang Lang Gankun lost the king's law and killed people to pay debts. Don't let the murderer go!
84. The bottom of the pot should be done when it is time to do it.
85. Losing weight is not so easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.
86. It is recommended to collect evidence to confirm that your loan relationship includes interest, overdue interest and other terms; The court will not support it without proof of loan. If necessary, it is recommended to entrust a lawyer to prosecute.
87. After accepting enforcement, the court will inquire about the property, vehicles, securities and deposits under the debtor's name according to law; If the person subjected to execution fails to perform the obligations specified in the legal documents, the people's court may take or notify the relevant units to assist in taking measures such as restricting exit, recording in the credit information system, publishing information on non-performance of obligations through the media and other measures prescribed by law. Legal basis for the crime of refusing to execute a judgment or ruling: Article 313 of the Criminal Law (revised 1997) (Crime of refusing to execute a judgment or ruling) is capable of refusing to execute a judgment or ruling of a people's court. If the circumstances are serious, they shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years, criminal detention or a fine.
88. People who lend you money when you are in trouble are not because they have more money, but because they want to lend you a helping hand when you are in trouble.
89. As the society is still taking legal measures to borrow money, the court will enforce it. Still no news from 1. The defendant will not pay back the money! This phenomenon hopes that the relevant departments will help the people!
90. I hope my friends will never trample on the word "sincerity". Breaking promises is the biggest bankruptcy in life.
9 1, why do you still have no room, no car and no money to spend after doing so many businesses? It's hard to pay the bill and go to heaven.
92. It is a tough black strategy to fundamentally weaken the enemy's military combat effectiveness. In the business activities of debt collection, it is manifested in trying to control the various situations on which the debtor depends to force the other party to pay off the debt as soon as possible.
93. As long as the courier is on the way, I feel there is still a little hope in my life.
94. Funny sentences in the circle of friends are humorous and make you have enough fun at once.
95. Although I know that I have experienced something that I haven't paid back, I still can't understand and accept that people who still have a place in life are so untrustworthy. It is very sad to experience these inner feelings, and it is also very slow and difficult to heal. Even brothers need to borrow and pay back, and it is only natural to borrow and pay back money. How can they feel at ease?
96. They all say that I am bad-tempered, joking, good-looking and good-tempered. It doesn't matter.
97. People who are willing to make profits during cooperation are not stupid, but they know how to share; People who are willing to take the initiative to do more at work are not stupid, but know the responsibility; People who apologize first after quarreling are not wrong, but know how to cherish; People who are willing to help you don't owe you anything, but treat you as a serious friend.
98. It is difficult to collect accounts at the end of the year! Those who owe money, where is your conscience? ! Now Yang Bailao is more insolent than Huang Shiren!
99. When you borrow money, you are a grandson, and when you pay back money, you are a grandfather.
100, but unfortunately there are more wives who borrow money and don't pay it back in real life! ! ! Contrast, I hate it!
10 1, it is difficult to collect accounts.
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