Girls like to boast about this.

1. Don't treat a slag in the sea as a flower by the river.

2. I am aggressive, I don't forgive others, I don't protect myself, who will protect me, you?

I want to know if your brain is in the water, swimming over fish, jumping over toads and walking over donkeys!

4. Smile, ten years old, talk less about feelings and sleep more!

How I hope that one day we can be strangers again, then we can get to know you again, and then, see how I kill you!

6. If marriage is the grave of love, then blind date-seeing feng shui for the grave; Confession-dig your own grave; Marriage is a double suicide; Empathy-moving to the grave; A third party-it's a grave robbery!

It is too painful to secretly love someone, so I secretly love several people at the same time.

8. The manager said to him, "Give you a word and I will decide whether you stay." The man paused, and then sang, "You are the most beautiful cloud in my heart. Let me keep you with my heart." The manager suddenly jumped up: "Stay!" The next day, he went to work.

9. If something happens to you one day, please call me. Maybe I can't fight, and I'm not big enough to block your knife, but I can stand up and be handsome.

10. Last month, I renamed my family's wifi as "Lao Wang next door" and soon found a wifi called "Hello Lao Wang" nearby. I decisively changed the name of wifi to "Are you alone?" ... so we talked for a month, and the other party's wifi was changed to "My husband is on a business trip" tonight.

1 1. Good-looking people can only take one photo as an expression pack.

12. I am neither good nor bad. I am not particularly outstanding. I just dare to be different.

13. Don't overestimate yourself. Without you, the world is still beautiful and I am still gorgeous.

14. It is God's creativity that created you, and it is your courage to live in this world.

15. The sun in this winter is not the sun, but the lamp in the refrigerator.

16. I don't expect to meet the right person, I just want to meet all the people.

17. Five hundred years ago, you leveled the Tiangong alone, and now1400 million people leveled CCTV for you.

18. God gave me a broad face just to enlarge my beauty.

19. When I hoped the countdown would reach zero, the Monkey King called me old.

Whenever the teacher asks a question, time seems to stand still.