Classic funny sentences can be super funny (53 selected sentences)

2. Love is a superstition of being in the right place at the right time.

3. Grass mud horse. The score line is too high.

You shot me in the heart.

5. It is said that there will be a imbalance between men and women.

6, money is not a problem, the problem is no money!

7. Four words are used to describe the separation of wives and children.

8. Perhaps heartbreak is the most beautiful appearance of love.

9. I asked Buddha what is love? Buddha said, alas! ﹏

10, true love is always short, and lies are always long.

Right or wrong, I prefer my love.

12, I have a heart, but I broke it after meeting you.

13, love (gambler) is doomed to lose the love of a lifetime.

14, don't worry, mother-in-law, I will go later than your daughter.

15, the spring breeze loves a hundred miles, and a thousand peach blossoms are not as good as you.

16, thank you for dropping the chain every time I need you.

17, I don't look at you. I always look down on things that are too cheap.

18, once you like someone, your IQ will basically fail.

19, don't get what you can't get. It's good to die alone.

20. You are my distant future and the present I will never forget.

2 1, which is random, does not mean that you have no temper. I never said I was kind.

22. Dear God, please give me a deskmate at the beginning of school!

23. If the memory is only one second, I hope it is a hug moment.

Youth is a heavy rain. Even if you have a cold, you are looking forward to taking a bath again.

I will wait for you until I prove that you and she will be together for life.

26. Divorce is like amputation. You survived, but what did you lose?

Please don't feel how unforgettable you are. Laughter is real, not that I am brave.

28. You must admit that children who cry when watching TV plays are kind children.

29, don't do anything wrong, pour dirty water on yourself, and my sister keeps it for flushing the toilet.

30. I found a mouse pad yesterday and wanted to get a computer. What did you say was missing?

3 1, I want to blow up the school. The headmaster doesn't know. The teacher said yes, if you don't pay it, you will blow it up.

32. Love is like a trip. If it's different, it's a different journey.

33. After a long time, I finally treat you as a normal person, and even a look at you is redundant.

34. All my tolerance now is just to give that bitch a bright future ~

35. The so-called loneliness is to live with someone you can't dig out anymore.

36. Being casual doesn't mean having no temper. I never said I was a kind person.

It's normal to care about other people's opinions, but you have to understand that not everyone is human.

38. Those who always say they are good to you are not. Remember one sentence, don't be simple!

39. Don't look at me watching dramas, chatting and playing games in Weibo all day. I slept like a log the rest of the time!

40. Jealousy won't happen to me. You like to give it to you, not mine. I don't want it.

4 1, the relationship between love and people may be like a whip, a top that is pulled up. It moves, it hurts.

42. Sister, get married when you meet a chef from New Oriental. Didn't you say you were going to marry Big Wolf? No! Logger Vick!

43, love, or burning, or lasting, but you can never have both, the joy of love, the pain of love.

44. Sister, you and your brother take a boat and I will walk on the shore. It is said that% of people sang this lyric when they saw it.

45, love is * *, you give up * *, win, you love enough, lose, the other party doesn't love you enough.

If it is safe, it will be sunny. But it has been raining heavily for a week. You won't die.

47. Don't write about your love all day. I don't have that much time to pay attention to you. The love I want is not just talk!

48, read only, the moment we meet, travel through time and space for you. Do not complain, this pair of stubborn eyes, instant vicissitudes of life.

49, who failed to live up to who insisted, who clung to whose hoary head. If you avoid me with silence, I will help you without contact.

50. Love is like cold air. When you think the sunshine is as warm as spring, it will always attack you suddenly and make you unprepared.

5 1, love is * *, win, stay together for life, grow old together. If you lose, you lose everything. People who are closer than friends are familiar strangers.

52. The teacher handed out the test paper, and the girl at the back took an extra one and shouted, Teacher, I have it. The boy sitting next to him said it was mine, not mine.

53. Some people never forget. Some injuries have never healed. Some dreams never wake up. Some words have never been said.