Single, talk to your girlfriend

On this special day, as single dog, you must have a lot to say! Let me share some funny stories of Valentine's Day 520 friends circle in single dog, and talk about domineering humor for single girlfriends. Give a fatal blow to those couples who show love.

On Valentine's Day 520, single dog said in a circle of friends that Daquan was single and his girlfriend was domineering and humorous.

1. The other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog bowl.

2. In a group of student parties, there is always a God-like single dog who can answer all love questions.

3. Dogs have been gone for a long time since they lived to your age. You should be a single turtle.

As single dog, only static electricity crackles with me in winter.

5.？ Like a cat in an old alley, I am free, but I have no home. Is it the first time to hear someone say that being single is so fresh and refined?

6. Don't let single dog go out in winter. If you fall, it will turn into ice and ice!

7. It's not that easy to show love. single dog has the temper of Ta.

In retrospect, time has changed a lot, but it can't change the fact that you are single dog.

9. Asking what Valentine's Day is in the world is killing single dog.

10. Don't always belong to single dog and single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single fool by IQ.

1 1. Don't say you are lonely and energetic, but you are single dog.

12. Do you want to keep a dog at home? The single kind!

13. The boat of friendship will turn over when it is said, and the boat of love will sink when it is said. Only single dog's boat can stand. Tell me about single dog. single dog is very funny.

14. The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, but the person in front of me is single dog.

15.？ Don't ask me if I'm single dog. It's against the dogma for us immortals to fall in love with mortals! Lying in the trough, now single dog can evolve into a growling dog? ?

On Valentine's Day 520, single dog sent a circle of friends to talk about being single and looking for a girlfriend with domineering humor.

1. Stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.

We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly teased the cat.

You should walk more when you are young. Walk more, and you will find that the whole world is lovers, and you are the only one in single dog.

4. In such a cold day, single dog may be in tears and frozen.

5. The single boy's name is single dog. Do you have a description of single girls? A teenager who has been single for 20 years replied: the dog ignores it.

6. If you don't want to be a single dog to show your love to others on Valentine's Day, you should take the initiative to tell Lao Zi.

7. Teach you the most effective way to get out of single dog and be my wife.

8. Being single dog's younger brother is not easy. When necessary, you should be a brother, a guest boyfriend and, of course, a grandson at most.

9. Being single for a long time makes you feel good looking at dogs. Not to mention unscrewing the bottle cap, the fire hydrant can be unscrewed.

10. Some people say that the second half-price advertisement hurts single dog. That's your single dog business. It's just right for us to eat two per pig.