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Thoughts on Watching the Opening of the Mascot of Beijing 2008 Olympic Games

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Auggie's application is tens of thousands, so it is difficult to praise the recommendations from all directions.

The mystery began to be revealed this evening, and all countries cheered for Fuwa.

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The Monkey King was strongly recommended by Hong Kong, and Ji Shen did his best for three years.

The answer is finally revealed tonight, which is not a victory but also an honor.

Allegro —— Ode of Olympic Athletes

Going home in Athens Olympic Games, the myth of China athletes.

The total number of gold medals reached a new high, catching up with the old United States and surpassing Russia.

Shooting the first gold medal, Li Du, a British woman, topped the list.

Shooting diving table tennis, but also gain a gold medal.

Weightlifting, taekwondo, badminton, completing the task adds a lot of color to the story.

The women's volleyball team beat the Russian team, and Liu Xiang won the hurdles in the world.

The women's tennis doubles was unexpected, and the men's kayak pair fought Greece.

A flower swims on Xue Juan, the heroine who won the 10,000-meter championship.

At the closing ceremony, China Dance showed its charm and conveyed pictures.

Winning gold and silver to play the national anthem depends on strong backing.

The torch relay passed to Beijing, and the whole country made a coordinated plan.

The 2008 Olympic Games will be a complete success, and the gold medal overlord belongs to China!

1 "Du won the first gold medal"

At the Athens Olympic Games, a black girl from Shandong won the first gold medal. The shooting range is fragrant at first, and it pays off calmly.

Eyes and show, romantic step by step, ten ring lock will take. A surprise dream was greeted with a smile, and China athletes shook five continents.

2 "Happy to see Wang Yifu win the gold medal"

Brilliant record, veteran out of the mountain. Stand on the shooting range and surpass the champion again.

Six times hit the peak, and good news spread frequently. Two gold, two silver and two bronze, writing a new chapter in the Olympic Games.

3 "Guo Jingjing and Wu won the gold medal"

Swallows fly, girls and boys. The water hibiscus is really beautiful, and it won the beauty in World War I.

The three-meter springboard is very beautiful, and it will pass all the way. Youth smiles at first, and the national anthem is blue.

Tian Liang and Yang Jinghui Won the Gold Medal.

Ssangyong attack, good news for men's doubles. Strong physique was displayed in the competition and achieved good results.

The highlight of 10 meter platform is the focus of attention today. Win all the way, and then the five-star red flag.

August 6, 2004 at 5438+05 a.m.

5 "Xian Dongmei won the judo gold medal"

The heroine, Dong Mei is not simple. The judo final just started and won the championship beautifully in an instant.

Old illness and new injury, he looks very simple. Serve the motherland wholeheartedly and bravely defeat the brilliant group.

August 2004

6 "Watching Zhu Qinan Win the Gold Medal"

Handsome little face, not arrogant and impetuous, a blockbuster. Professional hobbies like quiet, silent practice without worry.

It's hard to find a silent and calm brain and a bullet. It is easy to win gold medals and set new records.

7 "Chen Yanqing's Feeling of Winning Gold"

Women's lux, Yan Qingyong won the championship. Practice hard for many years, hold your breath and shoulder the Olympic burden.

I was loved by my parents, and I was not afraid of sweating since I was a child. Determined to win glory for our country, technology is overwhelming and decisive.

8 "Lao Lishi and Li Ting won the gold medal"

Agile figure, beautiful people, brighter skills. 10 meter high platform is heroic, and the milk swallows up.

The new lotus is slim and graceful, and the clouds stretch out. The fish sank and the swallow fell, and the national anthem was loud and passionate.

9 "Watching Luo Xuejuan Win Gold Medal"

The jade arm stretches, and the snow rolls to break the blue waves. A tough battle is really hard to fight, and the white stripes in the waves are beautiful.

After ten years of hard work, I will show my prestige. Love Athens swimming pool and reappear the king of frogs.

10 "Shi Zhiyong won the gold medal"

Huaxia lux is brave and fearless. With a roar like a tiger's back, you can lift a thousand pounds vigorously.

In the prime of my youth, I am flying in the sky of joy. Self-confidence, self-esteem and self-improvement have ushered in the world of spring.

August 2004

1 1 Watch Zhang win gold

National-level political athletes have worked hard to get ahead. Jin Zhi, who was self-reliant before the war, worked hard.

Years of inspirational practice and hard work on the field are really awesome. The motherland is in my heart, and I strive for the upper reaches.

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12 "Watching Zhang Ning Win Gold"

Flexible and decisive, the golden ball falls accurately. Good news from Athens, badminton veteran upstart.

Roses bloom late, and people get drunk. Bitterness, joy and tears make it difficult to sleep tonight.

13 "Liu Chunhong wins gold medal"

Magnificent, with huge arms. Three records of Spring Red, World Series Review.

The Olympic Games took off again. After years of silent training, I will improve my reputation again.

14 "watching Zhang Jun and Gao Ling win gold"

A couple, what a wonderful cooperation. Badminton decisive battle started well, and the sideline ball was misjudged and ignored.

You came and went, fighting side by side for three years. The opponent's technology is superior, showing the Chinese style.

Note: It's a pity that Gaoling can't be typed (the original word is next to the mountain word). )

On the evening of August 20, 2004

15 "Wang Nan and Zhang Yining won the gold medal"

High meditation skills, the ball flies freely. Spring breeze and rain are so happy that women and men are re-elected.

Three beats and two boards are over, and the offensive and defensive conversion is natural. The spark of youth blooms and the decisive battle is bright.

August 20(th), 2004

16 "Marin/Chen Qi won the gold medal"

Table tennis teenagers, exercise into big equipment. Difficulties and hardships, all the way to attack and defend.

The path of the ball is changeable, and you can show your skills all your life. Fighting six games together, the victory is hard-won.

17 "Guan Yangwei/bonita won the gold medal"

There is no doubt that the attack is still difficult. Usually the stadium trains together, and the final is extraordinary.

You come and I'll fight wits, and safflower will fight Yu Lian. Badminton out of COVID-19, tonight will be a sleepless night.

18 "Tang Xi won the gold medal"

A lot of difficulties, Optimus Prime. Training hard at ordinary times, aiming at reshaping the Olympic Games.

There are many filial sons in poor families, and suffering is the task. It is good for the country and the family for a mother to cultivate a good daughter.

August 22(nd), 2004

19 "Watching Jia Win Gold"

With twists and turns, comedy is more impetuous, calm and annoying. No one knows how to practice for many years and practice silently without interference.

Have a goal in your heart, use your brain secretly, and be calm and not sharp. Many things happened, and he became famous in the world.

20 "Watching Zhang Yining Win the Gold Medal"

Training at the age of six, killing many games. After years of fighting for honor in table tennis, all my abilities have been developed.

Calm should fight, sharp fighting is so fast. The decisive battle is easy, and the new table tennis player takes the lead.

2 1 "watch Li Ting and sun win the gold medal"

Tennis smiles send us light, two jasmine flowers are covered in white and unremarkable, and the fragrance of Athens is the best.

Sharpen the knife, and the first battle resounded throughout the world. There is no empty talk, the spring breeze smiles and the flowers are in full bloom.

22 "Congratulations to Teng Haibin for winning the gold medal"

The sunny eaves are floating in the wind and rolling like flowers. Go out of the shadows to challenge and show your charm to the maximum.

Peace of mind and natural and unrestrained, flowing freely, boasting. Beautiful and agile, the pommel horse field flies.

On the night of August 22nd, 2004.

23 "Huang Xu won the gold medal in wrestling"

Huang Xu is the best. The new Olympic competition is the best.

Strange girls don't like make-up, which is a new flower in wrestling. Win with one heart and one mind, and show the beauty of women.

As early as September 5, 2004

Watch the Athens Olympic Games

You are the pride of the motherland!

A calm and heroic attitude

Strong body

The five stars on the chest are our pride!

Be proud of the red flag raised in Ran Ran!

Proud of being denounced kuya's national anthem!

Moved by your sweat!

Cheer up for your efforts.

Be happy for your success!

Cheer for your harvest!

Go forward and fight for the honor of China!

Go, fight for the flash of the five rings!

/kloc-0.3 billion pairs of eyes are waiting behind you.

There are1300 million hearts with you.

China athletes about to go out.

Together, we-

Dream of Athens!

Olympic ode

Women's volleyball championship

Athens, good news,

Thousands of people are walking in the autumn night.

The battlefield is arrogant.

Dreams sharpen swords.

When the tide surges in,

The right to play is slow

China's prestige is safe in the world,

Smile at men.

Liu Xiang is the first.

Sadly, I once remembered Liu Changchun,

The first person to go to the meeting alone.

When you are in decline, you will lose your eggs.

Blood and tears spread all over the world, proclaiming the soul of China.

The wind-chasing boy flew to the white feather,

Passion transcends pride.

Great people in the world comfort their elders,

Raise the flag and cry frequently at this moment.

Combination poem "The Olympics Come to China"

Moderator: We will not forget that July 1 Sunday at 22: 00 is the birthday of all Beijingers, all China people and all Chinese people in the world. Because of this day, the Olympic Games came to China! Please listen to the combination poem "Olympic Games Come to China"

Student A: When President Samaranch walked slowly onto the rostrum with youthful steps, suddenly, the eyes of one billion people focused on one direction, and the hearts of one billion people were in their throats-"Beijing is the host city in 2008". It is this sentence that the people of China are eager to wait! Just like I look forward to liberation.

Student B: People crowded into the square from tall buildings, quadrangles and alleys. All the cars forgot to move forward, and honked their horns together to thank God. All the cell phones and pagers rang, and a thousand words turned into one sentence-"We won!" " All the wine in the bar spilled into the sky, and everyone didn't know whether it was tears or wine. Let it flow, let it flow heartily, and let go of eight years of resentment. ......

Student C: The small florist sends flowers for free; Someone in the soda fountain is shouting, "No money today!" Countless small national flags are waving and dancing in people's hands, and there are clothes that uncles take off.

Student D: An old blind man stood in front of the Monument to the People's Heroes for a long time and refused to leave. He couldn't see, but he said, "My heart can hear!" " A paraplegic woman insisted on pushing away her daughter's help and took three steps alone; A Red Army veteran came to Tiananmen Square: "I have only seen such a scene three times. The first time was when the Red Army and the Second Army joined forces in northern Shaanxi, and the second time was in founding ceremony in 49. This is the third time ... "

Student E: China people's love and hate, which had been suppressed for eight years, broke out instantly. Unwilling to be lonely, China people are gambling with each other, but there is only one bet-Beijing. This is not a coup in China, it is the confidence of a nation! A photojournalist's eyes are blurred, but he is still shooting, although he knows in his heart that whatever he shoots is a happy smiling face.

Student F: People in China have a good memory. A few years ago, their failed bid for the Olympic Games moved the whole country. Now, it is vivid in their minds ... the scars can't be erased, but even if it falls a thousand times, Chinese children will still jump a thousand times. Today, we finally turned yesterday's "old wound" into a deep blessing.

Student G: The people in China today are not rich, and there are still some uncles and aunts who are running around for being laid off. Children in poor mountainous areas have not yet entered school; Military wives often sing their own "The Moon of the Fifteenth" on the evening of the Fifteenth, but a common goal has gathered great strength, and that is to wish China rapid prosperity.

Student H: Hong Kong has gone home, Macao has gone home, and now, the Centennial Olympic Games has come to China. 9.6 million square kilometers of land is the soil of the Olympic Games, and China people, who account for a quarter of the world's population, are the most loyal sons of the Olympic Games. ......

Student 1: If there are gods in heaven, Chairman Mao will go to Tiananmen Gate again and solemnly announce to his dear people that the people of China have stood up for the second time! If there is a spirit in heaven, Grandpa Deng will once again visit the forefront of reform and opening up and show his wisdom with the voice of Sichuan! General Secretary Jiang is also very excited. He only said three sentences, but all of them were in the highest tone.

Moderator: The more hard-won things, the more you will cherish them. The world gives China a chance, and China will give the world a surprise. When history rings the final bell of 2008, China will grow for seven years, and each of us will grow for seven years. By then, Beijing will be more beautiful. By then, China will stand proudly. ......