Loving you equals loving yourself. Tell me about love.

Loving you equals loving yourself. Tell me about love.

Loving you equals loving yourself. Tell me about love.

1. My daughter is like my intestines and my son is like my stomach, so I often worry about it; My husband is my cecum. I don't feel anything at ordinary times, but when I have an attack, I will die.

2. Women often think that men will change before marrying him, and men often think that women will not change before marrying her, but they are all wrong.

Love is like a pyramid. Men like to look down on love, while women like to look up on love. The higher a man climbs, the more women he can overlook and the fewer men he can look up to.

When I was a child, I bullied a girl on the surface, but actually I liked her. When I grow up, I like a girl, but I actually want to bully her.

5. How many men cheat in the name of love? How many women monopolize the passbook in the name of marriage.

6. Divorce is like amputation. You survived, but you also lost something.

7. What is romance? Looking at it directly is emotional appeal, but looking at it backwards is flirting.

8. Men love to pretend to know, while women love to pretend to know.

9. Marriage is like playing mahjong. I dare to be tight when I see someone playing. Don't always want to touch yourself.

10. the latest research results of marriage experts: the woman that women like is the woman that men really like; The man a man likes is the man a woman really likes.

1 1. Marriage can wait for men forever; For women, divorce can last forever.

12. Love is low-tech, and breaking up is high-tech; College entrance examination is low-tech, and finding a job is high-tech; Follow the trend is low technology, independent thinking is high technology.

13. It is sunny to live in harmony; Angry bickering turns cloudy to light rain; Shouting is a storm; The big fight is a typhoon; The signature divorce is "20 15"!

14. Eight things that women make men collapse after marriage: vanity, sophistication, arrogance, luxury, war between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, economic dictatorship, jealousy and suspicion, lion roar, and having an affair.