Kneel and beg for some plays suitable for the New Year's Eve party of college classes? Fresh and funny, thank you ~ ~ ~

Give me some!

Ladies and gentlemen, we are all familiar with the leaders of Hotel Management Investment Co., Ltd. headed by General Manager Cao. This is a leading team that races against time, unites and helps each other. They firmly believe that conquering themselves is the greatest victory. Five pairs of clenched hands and five passionate hearts will lead us to create great achievements again and again! Ten years of hard work and indomitable faith will inspire this strong and fearless team to lead us to glory year after year!

Comrades, coming to us at the same time are our friends from Shu Yue Hotel Investment Management Co., Ltd., who are ~

Xxx of Xxxx company

[pull the atmosphere]

Happiness clap your hands song-money

Hold out your left hand, hold out your right hand, and follow my song.

Raise your hand first-Sun

Is there anyone in the audience who, like me, has been preparing the program day and night since hearing the news of the start of today's party and is looking forward to today's party every day? Yes or no, please raise your hand.

Introduction to SMS-Wang

Today, our program group has set up an interactive session according to the practice of previous years. Please remember the cell phone number here. From now on, everyone can send us all the blessings, cheers, cheers and so on. Ok, we will read it to you at the party with special features. In addition, you can get a cute little doll after reading a short message!

[Opening remarks]

Wang: OK, please be quiet. Our party is about to start.

Money: The carnival will open soon.

Sun: I am so excited ~

Wang: I'm from Jinan Hotel.

Qian: This is Qian Gang from Ji Nong Shimada Hotel.

Sun: I'm from the old hotel in Central.

Wang: Beautiful and clever ladies,

Money: distinguished and wise gentlemen,

Sun: Ladies and gentlemen,

H: Good evening, everyone!

Wang: This year is the Year of the Dog.

Money: Everyone's wealth is thriving.

Sun: Next year is the Year of the Pig (HOU,).

Wang: Good! First of all, please welcome Mr. Gong from Hotel Investment Management Co., Ltd. to give a speech for our party!

Wang: Ladies and gentlemen, let's hold hands.

Money: drum up and knock.

Sun: Sing.

Wang: Playing games.

Money: lucky draw.

Sun: Send text messages.

Wang: Now, I declare: Welcome Party of Hotel Investment Management Co., Ltd. in 2006 ~ Start now!

1, congratulations-Wang Qiansun

Wang: Sailing in the sea depends on the helmsman, everything grows on the sun, and the operation of the company depends on leadership. Next, please enjoy the song "Congratulations" brought to us by General Manager Zhou and General Manager Ji. Please applaud.

2. The Legend of the New Snow White-Qian Sun

Sun: Thank you, General Manager Zhou and General Manager Ji, for their wonderful performances. Ah ~ I admire the two leaders like a raging river ~

Money: alas ~ well, no matter how flattering you are, you won't get more bonuses.

Sun: What?

Money: if you want to send it, you have to send it to me ~ isn't it, leaders ~ My admiration for the two leaders is like the flood of the Yellow River.

Sun: Are you ready?

Money: I said, old boss.

Sun: Hurry up. Today is a group party. Don't waste your time.

Qian: The old hotel is a new member this year. As a newcomer, why not be positive and show it at today's party?

Sun: What am I doing? No problem, just show it! Now, please enjoy the sketch "The Legend of New Snow White" arranged by our old hotel in Central. Let's give a big hand.

3.allegro-Wang Sun

Wang: Thanks to the wonderful performance of the old hotel. Let's applaud their courage ~

Wang Sun: Ladies and gentlemen, our party has just started, and I have received many text messages. Thank you for sending a text message. Here are two short messages.

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Please come to our secretariat to receive the prize later.

Wang: OK, welcome to continue to leave messages. Let's continue our party.

Ji Sun, have you worked hard?

Sun: What?

Wang: I mean, have you worked hard to prepare the program for the party?

Sun: Of course, of course.

Wang: Yes, all our units have made great efforts to prepare the program for this party. The following is a clip of the rehearsal of the program at the Smanda Hotel.

Sun: Please welcome.

4. Huangmei Opera "Fairy Couple" PK-Sun Xi

Sun: Hey, Lao Qian, come back.

Money: What is it?

Sun: It's really difficult.

Money: Of course, everything is for the Party, for Shu Yue and for all mankind.

Sun: Stop it! I'm telling you, some things are more competitive than you.

Money: Really? It will look interesting!

Sun: Of course! Look there, the immortals of two departments deserve PK!

(Step down)

Wang: Ladies and gentlemen, now I'll give you a live broadcast of the PK of the Fairy Couple Competition. Well, in order to prepare for this party, all units want to strive for perfection. So, with a good program, of course, everyone wants to go. Besides, the staff of the old hotel and the room attendant of the Ji Nong Hotel have also selected the "fairy couple". Hey! The relevant leader of the program group-that is, me-arranged this PK for fairness. Then let's invite two teams to the stage first ... Are you confident (yes! It seems that everyone is working hard! So, how about you take turns singing and finally let the audience applaud to judge you?

5. Prose "Journey to the West-Refreshing Frontier"

Wang: All right. So, let's see, what's the next program? Oh? Westward Journey starts from Simanda Hotel-Continue to the frontier! ! Ok, please welcome Smanda ~! Smanda, come on!

6. Songs

Money: Lao Sun, Lao Sun ~ Don't look, I'm calling you.

Sun: I thought you called Wukong there just now.

Money: hey ~ you're quite into the play! Well, I'll tell you, we can invite a big star today.

Sun: A famous star? Singer?

Money: Yes! do you want to see it ?

Sun: Of course!

Qian: OK, let's welcome our special guest Wen Peihong to sing a song for us.

**00 Game "Guess the Song Title" 00**

Wang: Qian Gang.

Money: What's the matter?

Wang: I want to change my name.

Money: change your name? Change to what?

Wang: Wang Peihong

Money: Why?

Wang: Look at those people named "Pei Hong". They all have successful careers. Look at our season manager-Ji Peihong ~ Wen Peihong, all the songs are so nice. This must be a good name.

Money: Don't talk nonsense. On the one hand, people are born, on the other hand, they are the result of hard work!

Wang Qian: Ha, okay, okay, I'm just kidding. Ok, we received a lot of text messages just now. Come on, read with me

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Please come to our secretariat to receive the prize later.

Wang: OK, the program is wonderful ~

Qian: You're not going to advertise, are you?

Wang: Of course not! I mean, the game is also wonderful!

Money: the game! All right, all right! I love this game!

Wang: So now we'll invite eight guests to come on stage and play this game together. Please raise your hand if anyone comes up.

……

Wang: I'll announce the rules first. After a while, our sound engineer will play some music. Please raise your hand if you guess the title of the song. If you get the correct answer, you can specify 1 other players to step down. If you answer wrong, you will step down by yourself.

Money: At the same time, remind the audience that if you know the answer, please bite the bullet and keep your mouth shut. Otherwise, you may lose the prizes you have won and will win soon.

Wang: So, everyone must be careful not to help them cheat.

(At the beginning of the game, money goes down to play music, and Wang presides over it alone)

7, "Poetry Reading"-Wang

Wang: Well, the singing is wonderful, the game is carnival, and the love is infinite. After the dynamic competition, let's return to calm, and with a quiet heart, enjoy the recitation of the score poem-"Hurry" brought to me by General Manager Zhou.

8. Kidnapper Qian Sun

Money: 555 ~ touching ~ really touching ~! Guest! Let's give a warm applause for General Manager Zhou's wonderful reading again ~

Money: touching! How touching! 555……

Sun: Fool ~

Money: Huh?

Sun: Keep fooling around ~ Don't listen to him. He dawdles so hard that he wants to get more bonuses at the end of the year!

Money: stay! Old grandson! I told you, this is your son's! Dare to expose me!

Sun: What? one-to-one

Money: Hey ~ Friend over there, lend me your crutches ~

Sun: There are many people here. Come with me if you can.

Money: Let's go ~ Everybody wait for me ~

(Chasing off the stage)

9. "Chorus of Songs"-Sun Wang

Sun: Ladies and gentlemen, it seems that our mobile phones for answering text messages are getting more and more popular now. Why? Text messages are burned too much!

Wang: Haha, I did get a lot of short messages just now. Come and read with me.

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Please come to our secretariat to receive the prize later.

Wang: Next, you will enjoy the songs of Ji Nong Smanda Hotel Choir. Please welcome!

10, "Tang Bohu points Chou-heung"-Wang

Wang: Next, I will show you the sketch "Dianchouxiang" carefully planned by everyone at the front desk of Quignon Hotel. Please enjoy it.

(money narrative ~)

1 1, Shanghai Opera-Wang Qiansun

Money: Well, it's time to take off this hat.

Wang: Don't pick it, don't pick it. It looks good. Isn't it quite personal?

Sun: Yes, just like a singer!

Money: You! (threatening to fight)

Wang: OK, OK, stop it! Speaking of plays, I know there is a man in our hotel, who is definitely a heavyweight!

Qian: I know who this person is.

Sun: I know that, too

Wang: OK, I'll count to 123. Let's invite him up together. ) 1、2、3——

H: Please welcome General Manager Ji.

Wang: Please ask Teacher Ji to bring us the Shanghai opera The Golden Bird.

* * 00Won the Outstanding Employee Award 00**

Wang: Manager Ji, your singing is really beautiful.

Ji: Thank you. Thank you.

Wang: What's the secret?

Ji: Well, a little. I might as well tell you about the party today.

Wang: OK.

Ji: In other words, one should have love and gratitude in his heart.

Wang: Wow! Say so well, does it indicate that something good is going to happen?

Ji: You are so smart, yes. First of all, let's invite our general manager Gong to come to the stage and talk with you, ok?

Wang: Of course, please welcome General Manager Gong!

Manager Gong: Ha, just the two of you. Well, then, please hold your breath with me now. I want to announce a list. Everyone on this list is diligent and good at learning, and they are excellent employees. They are the outstanding employees of the year selected by all the subordinate units of Shu Yue Hotel Investment Management Co., Ltd. in 2006!

Next, please welcome our season manager to announce the list with me! Please look at the big screen

Money: Excellent employee of Shu Yue Hotel Investment Management Co., Ltd. in 2006!

From Jinong Hotel, Hao He.

From the Ji Nong Shimada Hotel, and Deng.

From the old hotels in Central, Zheng Lanchun and Yu-lung Pai.

Please welcome the award-winning employees to the stage, so that everyone can witness this moment with you!

Please welcome XXX to the stage to present awards to our XXX!

Gong: Thank you! Thank you to these employees, as well as the on-site employees who are still sticking to their posts, for their contributions to us this year. We Shu Yue Hotel Investment Management Co., Ltd. are just

**00 Game Time 00**

Wang: Thanks again to General Manager Gong and General Manager Ji!

Money: OK, Wang Mingjie, it's game time again!

Sun: Happy! Happy!

Wang: Yes! Then please sign up, we still invite 8 guests to attend ~

……

Wang: OK, I'll announce the rules. First, we have to grab seats. I believe everyone will! Then, if you don't rob, you may get our double punishment.

Qian: 1 is to puncture a balloon (Qian Gang demonstrated) and then get a brain teaser. If you can get it right, congratulations, and you can get the prize back! However, if you can't ~ hehe (Qian Sun: hehe hehe)

Sun: Then try this wine I carefully prepared, hehehehehe.

Wang: That's a sinister smile. What's in it?

Sun: Actually, it's nothing, just a little yellow wine (Wang: Oh), a little vinegar, a little soy sauce, a little pepper and a little. ...

Wang: All right, all right! Did the contestants hear that? It's horrible! Then contestants, please come on!

Guests under the stage, as usual, don't help them cheat! But this time, if the contestant can't answer, but someone in the audience can, we will also give you a gift.

Money is in charge of balloons, while Sun is in charge of wine. In order to avoid snatching words, each of them has his own duty, but Wang Can ordered the other two to carry out the answers. )

……

Wang: Anyway, congratulations on your success and being the last lucky one. Please speak!

Lucky (informed in advance by Ji Sun): My acceptance speech is! I hope XXX can sing a song for us! What did you say (to the audience)

Title:

(1), which sports competition runs backwards?

(2) There were candles and kerosene lamps on the table, and suddenly there was a power outage. What should you order first?

(3) What do fat girls say when they are sick and most afraid of being visited by others?

(4) We know that we saw three "people" calling for the crowd; See three "stones" called thunder, see three "gold" called Xin, then, see three ghosts called?

(5) Xiao Wang went to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor gave him three pills and ordered him to take one every half hour. How long does it take him to take three pills?

There is a taxi driving on the road. He drove normally, didn't drink and drive, and didn't violate all traffic rules, but he was stopped by a policeman. Why?

In ancient times, there were no clocks. So someone raised a flock of chickens, but it was dawn, and no chickens told him it was dawn. Why?

12, magician-Qian Sun

Money: well, it's finally time for our SMS! Just now, we received a lot of text messages. Come on, Mr. Sun, finish reading it first.

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Please come to our secretariat to receive the prize later.

Money: OK, let's continue the party!

Sun: I said, Lao Qian, the program format of our party this year is really colorful. I heard that your hotel even has magic this year.

Money: Yes, it's amazing! Let's welcome our magician-Wu Qingming to bring you wonderful card magic!

(Sun stays on the stage to help the magician greet the audience with a microphone.)

13, Kung Fu-None

(Zhou Xiao walks directly onto the stage)

14, duet song-None

(Singing directly from the stage to the stage)

15, Romeo and Juliet-Sun

Sun: Do you think they sing well?

Hey ~ it's really romantic love, just like Snow White and the Prince ~ Tiger and Chou-heung ~ Romeo and Juliet ~ Oh ~ My ~ Where are you ~ ~ (running off the stage)

16, tomorrow will be better-Wang Qiansun

Wang: This is our last text message tonight. Here, thank you very much for your message. Although the writing is very simple, it has deeply touched us.

Wang: Finally, please enjoy the chorus brought to us by the old central hotel. Tomorrow will be better!

Qian: Through their singing, we also sincerely wish the hotel investment management co., Ltd. a better tomorrow!

Sun: After this song, it will be an exciting award ceremony, so stay tuned! All right! Old restaurant, come on!

17, award ceremony

Wang: The most exciting moment has arrived. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our general manager Gong to announce the top three of all the programs tonight. Please welcome ~

Manager Gong: After careful evaluation by the jury of the program group ... the third program is ... the second program is ... the first program is. ...

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18, concluding remarks

Wang: Thank you for your summary. Ladies and gentlemen, today, we are gathered here to feel sincere together: a thousand roses are for you, you should love yourself; A thousand paper cranes are given to you to keep your troubles away from you; Give you a thousand lucky stars and let good luck surround you; Give you 1000 pistachios and let a good mood find you.

Qian: Today, we are here to open our hearts and release our passion: How many beautiful songs have touched your heart? How many moments of laughter linger in your mind for a long time, and how many unforgettable feelings are waiting to be poured out?

Sun: it's very festive, very male and female. It's fate that handsome guys and beautiful women meet and know each other!

(firecrackers, music begins)

Wang: In the familiar music, our party ended, and everyone was very sad.

Money: Fortunately, in this wonderful note, let's say goodbye to tonight and meet next year.

Sun: Good night, ladies and gentlemen.

Money: Happy holidays ~

Wang: See you next year!