Funny copywriting about social arrogance (36 sentences)

1, luminous glass of wine, Niu Yi glass, one for me.

2. Why didn't you reply to the message? I learned typing specially for you.

3, ready to talk about eight boyfriends, first talk about a big room in private.

4. Put the ice in your pocket and be an iceman in the future.

I feel itchy recently. I don't think I will grow a brain.

6. I am the only fire source in my family. My parents will be furious when they see me.

7. I have a good reputation and I can't find my own reasons.

8. Social software has been uninstalled, and it is enough to have three or five close boyfriends.

9. If a man doesn't come out for about three times, he will delete it. Zhuge Liang is not as difficult as you.

10, browsing the circle of friends, you can start to send messages if you want to get my attention.

1 1, pay and you will get back. You give me, I give you math, but you get 80 points.

Just because I took one more look at you in the crowd, you thought I wanted to take your motorcycle.

13, I am smart this time. I didn't stand in the fog. I guess I'm standing there, standing in the crowd.

14, met a handsome guy in the elevator. He pressed the eighth floor. Oh, it really implies that he kind of likes me on the eighth floor.

Good morning. 15. After reading this passage, you are really my destiny takes a hand. Please treat me to breakfast and cherish this fate.

16, to tell my sister the truth, with a good friend like my sister, are you squatting in a circle of friends every day, just waiting for my sister to send a dynamic?

17, stop quibbling. I play WeChat and you play WeChat. There is no such coincidence in the world. You just like me.

18, I haven't slept at this point. I must be waiting for me to chat with you. Don't pretend to be reserved. I like active women.

19, someone always asked me on WeChat why I didn't reply to the message in time, and I was speechless. Have you ever seen a garbage collector who is not busy?

20, come out to chat, don't make yourself busy, it's all the assembly line in the factory, I just want to be the factory director.

2 1, this is a fishing copy. I don't engage in fancy things. Please reply "Baby" if you want to be caught by me.

22. If you can't keep the peak, you can eat buns in the factory. If you are like-minded, the assembly line will meet, not to mention the night shift.

23. I hope everyone can be reasonable. Idol, no friends circle tonight. Let's go to bed early. Don't burn yourself for me.

24. Actually, I am not completely afraid of society. If I have friends around me, I am suffering from social ox B, and my laughter is louder than that big horn.

In order to live up to today's fine weather, I decided to go to the basketball court. Sure enough, many younger brothers are playing basketball and picking up many mineral water bottles.

26. Before I came into contact with the Internet, I felt very inferior. Thanks to the internet, I have changed a lot. Now I have social arrogance. I am very direct: hello, handsome boy.

27. You sent a sad copy and cried more tears. And he won't care about you. If you black a fishing net with black silk and white silk, he will enlarge it, and so will I.

28. Although today is not my birthday, I am in the mood. Can you wish me a happy birthday? Don't frown. You're not the only boy who can't have me.

29. When I went out to throw garbage, I saw an uncle fall down. I used to ask: Can my WeChat balance help you get up? Grandpa moved aside and said that the children would come and lie down together.

30. I gave myself a definition: in reality, I attach importance to social fear, feel inferior, and be as timid as a mouse; On the internet, socializing is awesome, popular, and you can talk about everything.

3 1, as my boyfriend, I will give you 100,000 yuan a month, change your car in two months and change your suite in three months. If it really doesn't work, I'll drink some more and give you the whole of Beijing.

32. Mei Wen. I collected an interesting copy of social arrogance for everyone to read. If I don't show off in my circle of friends, there is no point in getting up early.

Today, my friend invited me to play chess. Actually, I can't play chess at all. At first handsome and I ate him. What did you do when your friend was in a daze? I said handsome enough to fly.

34. In the future, everyone will cooperate a little, and you will praise me as soon as I update the article. We will create an illusion that friends are full, get together and flourish, so that I can brag.

35. Handsome men are a godsend, a stimulant of depression and a stone of happiness. When the handsome guy laughs, I laugh with him. Do you say hello to the handsome guy? My answer is always good.

36. Self-introduction: I am 18 years old, with healthy limbs and normal defecation. I have been breathing independently since I was a child, and I can eat three meals a day. I know that I run indoors when it rains, and I won't pick up things on the ground casually. I can play smart phones, and I am very gregarious. The future can be expected.