Funny jokes about getting paid.

The funny jokes about paying wages are as follows:

1, if you want to send it, you can't do it without sending it. I wish you a good trip today. I am in a good mood to send you. I will trip over money when I walk. You send it, I send it, and everyone works together.

Today, I got my salary. All my efforts and complaints have vanished. I haven't counted money for two years. I am so excited. Buy whatever you need, be rich and willful.

3, I wish you to be a happy shop assistant, nothing to watch duets, happy plum blossoms bloom twice, listen to beautiful duets, get paid twice, don't have to do things at both ends, go out and take two steps.

My salary has gone up, my wallet is bulging, and my heart is full of joy. Prices have gone up, expenses have gone up, and I am not happy. Earn more, spend more, and leave less. It is difficult to earn money, easy to spend money, and the wallet is flat. Good luck and congratulations on your fortune.

I always feel that I don't have enough money recently. The point is that I didn't buy a few clothes, and the money was gone. Thankfully, I will pay my salary immediately.

6. If you want to send it, you must send it comprehensively, happily and heartily. The storm of good luck comes first, followed by good luck, and the salary bonus comes first. Don't forget to invite me to dinner.

7, today is a good day, heavy rain, water comes, wages are paid, and there are money waves.

8. Boss, if you are tired of scolding yourself, drink a glass of water before scolding. Remember to calm down and pay me.

9. I got paid. I bought an old man's mobile phone for my grandfather. I want to buy one for myself after playing all afternoon.

10, lesbian, giving, lesbian, raising, lesbian, still so happy.