Classic humorous sentences in wine field

1, long-term drinking is too little, and talents are hard to find.

2, old circles, old fragments, I don't know.

3, the wife confessed, less wine and more vegetables.

4. You have a cup and I have a cup. After drinking, we danced together.

5, meet new friends, don't forget old friends, let's have a drink together.

6. As long as you and I have a good relationship, drink as much as you can.

7, white beer red together, this person's top leader.

8, the circulation of commodity economy, let go and enliven two cups.

9, drinking is not drunk, spending money for nothing.

10, you also drink, I also drink, blow this bottle before chewing.

1 1. As long as there is love, there is no wine in the cup.

12, drinking can help you quit lazy habits and make you fall in love with housework.

13, I usually take a sip, but I don't lose my pleasure. Let's work together and drink properly, but I'm also happy!

14, wine is like water in a bottle. Drinking it in your stomach makes you haunted. When talking, it slipped, and when walking, it flashed to the leg. I was drunk looking for water in the middle of the night and regretted it in the morning. It's still beautiful to raise your glass later.

15, people can't live without wine; People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.

16, deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

17, once you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

18, after a few drinks, cowards become heroes, ugly men become beautiful men, and introverted men become sober.

19, frustrated at work, have a drink and find a breakthrough immediately.

20. Drink before the flower, watch after the flower is drunk, and don't drink before the flower, and there will be a good year.

2 1, looks like water and smells intoxicating.