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A letter to a buyer friend?

Buyers always complain about sellers’ goods or poor customer service. In fact, it is not easy for sellers. Let’s take a look at the letters they write to buyers! Below I have compiled a letter to a buyer’s friend. , welcome to read.

A letter to buyer friends

All buyers:

It hasn’t been long since I started to engage in overseas purchasing and one-to-one bags. , but encountered many problems and strange buyers. First of all, let’s talk about some small wild models. I said, sister, you are pretending to be big enough! What’s wrong with people buying one-to-one? What’s wrong with people who are greedy and get up early and buy one-to-one through their own efforts. Sina has completely broken its certification, and these few sentences are indispensable on Weibo: 1. Oops, I’m old, and I’m past the age of playing porn. 2. I am in *land. It feels so good, I have to come here once a month. 3. So-and-so and I spent a day shopping in a certain shopping mall and were exhausted. Attached is a picture of a pile of shopping bags. 4. I’m so sleepy that I can’t stay up late anymore. Attached is a photo of me in bed. If you take off your contact lenses, go to sleep. Why are you pretending to be innocent? I will use the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms to restore your true self. To borrow a sentence from a friend, it is better to use a fake bag than sell yourself to buy a real bag. No matter how good-looking you are, you will always be a low-life living by defrauding men of money!

I really want to say something from the bottom of my heart, do not disturb you pigeon reporters!!! Do you know? Because your existence gives us What a hassle the seller caused. There was once a person who asked me at least ten packages. I basically did nothing else that day and patiently answered all the questions from this person. Finally, I asked her if she had decided which one to buy, but the sister said to me, "I won't buy it, just ask! WQNMLGB!! I just didn't have a hammer in my hand at that time, otherwise I might smash you into a gopher." impulse. Little sister, can you tell me what the punishment for impulsiveness is? I hope you can punish me and hit you ten more times. I never get tired of smashing you a thousand times. Get out!

For those of you who are picky, I beg you to buy it elsewhere. Even genuine products purchased overseas cannot be 100% perfect, let alone one-to-one. But! All the 1:1 bags I sell are of the highest quality on the market, exactly the same as those at the counter. Recently, two customers told me that they couldn't carry the junk they bought from other stores for cheap, and ended up spending it in vain at home. Now these two are my regular customers. Let me share some science with you. Nowadays, one-to-one is rampant, but you know, one-to-one also has several qualities. . . . Some leather and hardware products on a one-to-one basis are different from those sold in specialty stores. I only sell the best stuff, so the price may be higher. If you want to follow the trend without asking for quality, then please go buy elsewhere.

There is another issue. Some bags are scarce and the cost is relatively high, so they need to be specially customized. In order for me to place an order for you, you don’t need to take the risk, so everyone will pay first before shipping everyone!! I am not very qualified and haven’t figured out Taobao and other things, so I can only make bank transfers, and basically everything can be done after the payment is received. Shipped within 48 hours. Because I am a college student, some things are not as professional as other professional sellers. Please forgive me for the poor care in some places! I am a typical Northeastern girl, and I always treat every customer with the most sincerity. I will try my best to let everyone buy what they want. It is not easy for everyone to make money.

I hope that every kind person can live a happy life every day, and I will also provide you with higher quality products and the most considerate services. Happy New Year to everyone.

XXX

XXXX. p>Sorry! Dear ~

First of all, I'm sorry to have kept you waiting for so long. In fact, when we see your order, we want to do our best and send it out as quickly as possible, but in practice There are still some factors beyond our control, such as the surge in order volume, shortage of raw materials, and slow logistics speed. However, none of these can be our excuses.

I want to sincerely say to you: I'm sorry to keep you waiting for so long. I know that this small package carries too much. It may be a surprise for relatives, it may be A blessing for a friend may be a small happiness for yourself.

But it may be gone now. I can deeply understand your feelings. I don’t know what I can do to make up for my mistakes. I don’t know if I can have another cooperation with you. I just want to say: next time, I Will try to do better.

I would like to sincerely say sorry to you again, we are really sorry.

Finally, I hope you still have a sunny and good mood today, and I wish you happiness every day in your life!

XXX

XXXX. X. But there were so many people in the store just now that I didn’t have time to communicate with you. To be honest, I didn’t seize this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. I don’t even know how to talk to you about it now. I think it’s just the product itself. , has a sales history of 5 years in our physical store, and I use it myself. I think it is quite easy to use, but this is just my personal opinion.

Also, as you mentioned, you were using a different product before. Maybe the original product had developed a deep relationship with you, but the new one failed to reach your heart no matter how hard you tried. The kind of effect you want may be due to the need for running-in between the old and the new, such as a car wheel, or a new and old lover... Remember to make a special statement when you take a photo of the baby - request it to be sent by regular mail, usually every day My husband spent the morning stocking up, and he didn’t come back until around 2:30 that afternoon. The weather was not good that day, it was pouring, and I ran to the post office without even thinking about eating. The post office is 15 minutes away from us by car. I ran through several red lights and rushed to the post office. However, there were many people at the post office, and I met an intern again. I had to wait in line for more than half an hour before it was my turn. By the time it was done, it was already half past three. I don’t know how many calls my husband made to urge me because my son *** The name of my online store is based on my son’s online name, which means Happy Little Deer {Japanese TV Volleyball Female Player}. The boy is called Prince, and he The prince in my heart, ***, was still waiting for me to pick him up at school. School ended at 3.10. When I arrived at the school garage, there was no sign of my son. I searched frantically and called everywhere, but no one knew about my son. Where did he go? Later, when my husband called me, I found out that my son had walked back in the rain and got soaked in the rain. The school is 30 minutes away from my home.

My son is only 8 years old, in the first grade, and carrying a big schoolbag. When I saw my son, I felt really bad! ***To be honest, I moved to a new store in November last year. The business in the community was not very good, so I just started doing Taobao. I felt really tired doing Taobao, but it allowed me to learn a lot. Over the past year, the business of the physical store was very good. My husband asked me to give up Taobao several times. It’s because I don’t want to give up. Just like Haiping said, “Pressure gives me motivation that I never had before…” Also, the retail price of this product is 3.5 yuan, 4 pieces * 3.5 yuan = 14 yuan. To be honest, I One is 0.5 yuan, 4 are 2 yuan, and the product itself is worth 3.5 yuan. It will not break if you use it for a year and a half, and the effect of use is also good.

You also said that the product is good, but you can’t find the feeling of your original one, so you gave it a neutral review. You also said that I have so many good reviews, so I shouldn’t care about such a neutral review. In fact, I care, really care, because I do and treat every business with my heart and soul. I hope to get buyers. This is my affirmation of the product! You also said that my attitude is good, I should say very good! So I care more about your praise. I hope you can help me change it after reading this letter. This is a neutral review!

Finally, I would like to thank you for visiting our store and shopping in the store. I hope you will come again next time! And the extra 1.2 yuan will be charged for 6 yuan. The post office actually charged 4.8 yuan for the postage. I originally left a message for your Wangwang. Please tell me your account number so I can call you. ***Because I have to do business, I spent 4 hours writing this short paragraph

Little Deer Department Store Happy Little Deer Prince

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