Late autumn classic funny talk phrases

Late autumn classic funny talk phrases

1, I am a little incompetent, my name is Jesus. Nickname god. Dharma number Tathagata

If a woman conquers me, I will behave like a cat.

Look at yourself. Really better than garbage.

My wife wanted to see lightning, so I cut the wire with a kitchen knife.

Buds blooming in the dark don't know what sunshine is.

6, the head is quite big, can you not wear it, then don't look back, my brother is obsessed with your back.

7. You said you loved me. Show me your heart and lungs.

8.╄→ Holding my little pillow ┛ Rolling around in ┈ ┾ crushing you to death ╭

9, crazy for you, tired for you, suffering for you, dying for you, crazy for you, hitting the wall, crazy for love.

10, elder sister is Sanlu milk powder, which is not worth having.

1 1, please don't be disappointed, ordinary is for the most beautiful.

12, life is not long, just live, not much money, just spend enough.

13, youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

14. Seeing them in modern times reminds me of us in those days.

15. Why should I pour coal like this? Is it because I'm too dark?

16, don't be too self-righteous, you are a man, not a god.

17, it is said that silence is golden, then I should be rich now.

They said 18. The internet is cruel and hypocritical, and I laugh as if the reality is real.

19, Mr. Summer vacation, why did you abandon me and push me to Mr. Xue Kai?

20. Every time there is a power outage on the Internet, I say go and watch TV ~

2 1, don't ask, don't get together at the end of the song, it's just a passing scenery.

22. The only thing to go to school is to look forward to finishing school.

23. You are not a casual person, because you are not a casual person.

24. On a dark night. You snuck into my house and stole my heart.

25. The purpose of missing you is not to miss you ~ O(∩_∩).

26, believe and doubt, is a father-son relationship,