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202 1 tanabata friends circle copy (83 sentences)

1, you are ugly, you spend Tanabata, and I am handsome and free.

2. Who will accompany you to watch the meteor shower on Tanabata?

3, Tanabata Valentine's Day for sale at a low price, for sale at a low price!

4, Tanabata is good at home, why bother to be messy in the wind.

Tanabata is just a sad day for me.

6. I need a boyfriend to help me with my homework on Tanabata.

7, obviously not single, Tanabata is still a person.

8. There is a lover on Tanabata, but there is no lover's breath.

9. Valentine's Day is coming. This is a sad story.

10, pray for rain, the bigger the rain, the better, so Tanabata will be ruined!

1 1, one person cries and one person laughs. Spend valentine's day alone.

12, what happened to Qixi? As time goes on, the earth is turning.

13, Tanabata is here. Of course, you will be cuckolded at most.

14, Tanabata, only one person can eat dog food, no one to accompany.

15. I received a gift from Tanabata, and today I am also a happy duck.

16, Valentine's Day, enemy's Di Renjie.

17, what are you going to give me on Tanabata? I will send you thousands of miles away.

18, Tanabata Valentine's Day, nobody loves me, so I love myself.

19, tanabata, everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but no lover will suffer all his life.

20. Valentine's Day is someone else's Valentine's Day, and I robbed my lover.

2 1, Valentine's Day is beautiful, but it belongs only to beautiful people.

22. I woke up and received a new gift, the unforgettable Tanabata.

23. Tanabata is coming. Miss you and spend it alone.

24. Don't just say Happy Valentine's Day to me unless you want to spend it with me.

25. Someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skip it.

26, this Tanabata is still single, alas, history is always strikingly similar.

27, this Tanabata is still single, alas! History is always strikingly similar.

28, what Tanabata is not Tanabata, I am still very embarrassed without your mother.

29. If Tanabata is regarded as Singles' Day, it will be less lonely and less painful.

30, Tanabata, the romantic thing is that couples get wet in the street.

3 1, Tanabata wants to go to the movies with her partner. Do you have any good targets to recommend?

32. Someone asked me how to spend Tanabata, and I said frankly, "Laugh it off." .

I tried to fill the days, but Tanabata reminded me how lonely I was.

34. Happiness comes too suddenly. Rounded off, this is a Qixi gift from _ _.

35, Tanabata show love is nothing, Singles Day dare to grab things from me.

36. In fact, Valentine's Day is the same as Tomb-Sweeping Day, because it is a lie.

37. I'm not afraid to be alone on Valentine's Day. I'm afraid to be with the person I like.

38. No matter how long it takes, as long as you are in my heart, it is very sweet.

39. Standing on the other side of missing, within easy reach, as far as the Pacific Ocean.

40. On Tanabata, single friends teamed up to go to the movies and separated their seats one by one!

4 1, always holding each other's hands, you will never leave, I will never leave until the end of my life.

42. Today is Qixi Valentine's Day. Walking in the street, being single is king, and being single is the key.

43. On Tanabata, single friends teamed up to go to the movies and separated their seats one by one.

44. Don't show your love in front of me on Valentine's Day, or I will sing Happy Farewell in front of you.

45. My friend asked me how to spend Valentine's Day on Qixi, and I simply said "skip".

46, Valentine's Day, still the same, drunk. When the wine wakes up, Valentine's Day will be over.

47. Those who marry me in the future will do less things that are sorry for me on Valentine's Day. Thank you.

48. Today is Valentine's Day, but what does it have to do with me? It has always been Valentine's Day without a lover.

49, Tanabata, if you are alone, you can go to McDonald's to buy a couple package, and then eat it all by yourself.

50. Do you know why you are still single? Because your vision is in place, your strength has not kept up.

5 1, Valentine's Day will be in a few days. Here, I sincerely remind you that dogs will die if they eat chocolate.

52. Qixi Valentine's Day has passed. My mushroom coolie has a crush on me. Why are you so calm?

53. Chinese Valentine's Day, I hope to see my name in your signature or speech, ok?

I get angry at the thought of a beast holding my future daughter-in-law's hand on Qixi Street!

55. Don't bask in chocolate and flowers on Tanabata. Send your boyfriend out to bask in the sun and see if there are any duplicates.

56. I don't want anything on Valentine's Day, as long as you say to me, "I'll take care of your Valentine's Day in the future."

57. On Valentine's Day, lovers begin to get excited, so excited that they finally break up on Valentine's Day.

58, Tanabata gift list or something can be dried, as long as you remember not to dry the object, in case it is heavy, it is not good for anyone.

59. On Tanabata, if you are alone, you can do something you never dared to do and give yourself a crazy chance.

60. Don't tell me Happy Tanabata, and don't ask me where I'm going. I just play Lianliankan at home and ruin a couple.

6 1, envy purebred single dog for skipping Valentine's Day. I, a mixed-race single overtime dog, worked overtime on Valentine's Day.

62. It's another Valentine's Day. I'm silent alone. I don't want sympathetic contact. Freedom is lonely, brave and fragile.

63. I dreamed that my boyfriend died, and I cried very sadly. I woke up to find that I didn't have a boyfriend at all, and I cried even more sadly.

64. On Tanabata, I stayed at home and played a day of confrontation. With a click of the mouse, I killed a pair, a pair, and a pair.

65, Tanabata, holding the computer at home and drinking 7-up, my heart is full of sadness. Bring headphones, this Tanabata has nothing to do with me.

66. History is always strikingly similar. Single on Tanabata the year before last, single on Tanabata last year and single on Tanabata this year.

67. If you feel lonely on Tanabata, turn off the lights and show a horror movie. After a while, you will feel that you are not alone.

68. Valentine's Day is coming, so I can only say sorry to myself: I'm sorry, I have to spend Valentine's Day alone again this year.

If you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick. At least when she kisses someone else on Tanabata, you still have a sense of participation.

70. I have been asked to Chinese Valentine's Day. I decisively refused. On this day, you have to enjoy loneliness alone to be different.

7 1, Tanabata is almost over, and you start to go crazy. Listen to me, guys. It's not bad that you have been alone for so many years.

72. Go shopping on Valentine's Day and hire some children. Go up and call dad when you see a man. Go up and call mom when you see a woman. If you can disassemble a pair, it's a pair.

73. As the saying goes: If the train is not pushed, happiness will not blow; Tanabata, I want to say to you: You are right, and your heart will get drunk.

74. I was a little happy to receive a gift suddenly today. Hehe, I find myself so easily satisfied. Well, I'm looking forward to the gift.

75. Are you short of light bulbs on Valentine's Day? You sit and eat without talking. I'll leave after eating. Really, I can take your picture or retouch it.

76. Valentine's Day is coming. Welcome friends to invite me to be a third wheel and take care of the rice. Shut up when it's time to shut up, and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward.

77. Don't always belong to single dog and single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size, and a single idiot by IQ.

One day, there will be such a person in your life. He gives you calm love, accompanies you to see the scenery of the world, and promises you happiness all your life.

79, Tanabata plus a horizontal is death. What happened to Tanabata? Day by day, the earth is turning. Give him a face, and he will be happy. If you don't give him face, it will be Friday at most.

80. Tanabata is here. At 4 pm, the florist smiled. In the evening, the owner of the hotel smiled. The drugstore owner also smiled the next day. A month later, the doctor at the maternity hospital also smiled.

8 1, "Don't say you are single dog. At your age, the dog is probably dead long ago. And you are still alone. " This is the most poisonous sentence I have heard today.

Recently, I suddenly found that gifts can really give people a lot of happiness, especially meaningful and special gifts, which took a lot of thought. I want to know your good memories, haha, that's it.

83. I don't like Tanabata, because there is still no magpie bridge on the Milky Way of Tanabata; I don't like Tanabata, because on Tanabata, I still can't hear the whispers under the grape trellis; I don't like Tanabata, because you won't accompany me on Tanabata.