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Talk about cooking noodles for children.

Just like the war in the morning, he didn't help me except to wash the child's face and use up half a bottle of boiling water. Let me boil water to wash my face again! I cooked noodles for my child to eat, and he said it was not good, so he burned pure water to make him cereal. Now unkempt, waiting for two kinds of water to boil.

First of all, it's raining today and it's very cold. Even if you have a rest, you can't take your children out to play! On cloudy days, children fall asleep easily and watch TV dramas enthusiastically. When he woke up, my mother asked me to cook noodles for the child. I generously cooked 80 ribs, added some carrots and fish, and mixed a lot. I finished it in a few minutes, but I didn't enjoy it. I cried when I saw that the bowl was gone, and I had to make some egg custard, and it was gone in an instant. I can't eat any more.

Second, the child is over two years old. What do treasure moms cook for their children? How is your appetite? The noodles cooked yesterday morning are ok. The roast jade this morning is an egg roll. Take two bites and stop eating. Just make wonton and eat a few bites. I am so angry.

Thirdly, I cooked noodles for the children in the morning. After the son sat in the dining chair, the daughter said, Brother, do you want my sister to feed me? If my sister starts feeding, I think it's too slow. Say hello to my mother, will you? The son shook his head and could do nothing. In the end, his sister can only feed his brother, and his mother can feed his sister.

Fourth, my sister's friends believe in Buddhism, and the whole family practices in the mountains. They don't give their children meat (one is 5 years old and the other is 3 years old). I don't know where I heard a centenarian talk about health recently, and he didn't even give his children vegetables and fruits. Every day is corn porridge and boiled noodles with a few drops of soy sauce. Children steal everything that looks edible, even the hemorrhoid cream of the grandmother who went up the mountain to practice with her parents. Half of the boys will become monks when they grow up.

Repeatedly told, the child is not allowed to eat so many longan, and the child's father did not take it seriously. Besides, the child didn't sleep well for two nights. When I woke up this morning, I saw her picking the corner of my eye. I was shocked. I quickly checked my tongue coating and throat. Sure enough, I drank Banlangen as an emergency and went home to eat pears at night, trying to coax her to shave.

6. If you don't come to make soy milk in the morning, tell your child's father to cook noodles for your child. .

Seven, my grandmother, a very good old man, in such hot weather, she cooks noodles for her children without regrets, but why are her children not as filial as some children? I've always wanted to know

Eight, this morning is as busy as a war: stir-fry a dish for my son, pack a lunch box, write an important work summary, cook noodles for myself and my husband, cook eggs and steamed fish for grandpa after eating, then wash and dress, and rest for ten minutes before going to work two hours later.

9. On Monday morning, continue to make breakfast for the children. This Xiong Haizi is too simple to eat. You can insist on drinking rice porridge, boiled eggs and boiled tomato noodles every day. Hehe, it's too simple, but I won't let him eat like this when I cook at home. Let's start with a simple breakfast. I believe I will cook many delicious Fan Fan, too.

Ten, fresh mouse shell grass, also known as Pulsatilla chinensis, has the effect of removing blood stasis and stomach qi. Eating it is good for the spleen and stomach. Recently, a group of chopped rat shell grass is often added to cook noodles and porridge for children, which is tasteless and healthy for the spleen and stomach. Mom can make it for the baby.

Eleven, this should be the mother who cooks noodles for the children.

My sister cooked noodles for my children tonight. You asked her to cook more for my children. Although she didn't eat, I am very grateful to you. I also want to tell her that I am very grateful to you!

At 6: 50 in the morning, I turn off the air conditioner, boil water, cook noodles, quail eggs, open the door and open the window, brush my teeth and wash my face. From seven o'clock, my husband brushes his teeth and washes his face, puts on pants for the children and wakes them up. Two children drink water, wash their faces, eat quail eggs and drink milk, and we eat noodles. Everybody get dressed, close the window and turn off the lights. I went out with the children at 7: 50! There are not many children in kindergarten, and enough hula hoops on the playground!

Fourteen. Yesterday, when I went out for a stroll, I seldom saw mulberries, a small portion of 5 yuan and cherries. The smaller one was also 5 yuan, and the shrimp was also 5 yuan. I plan to cook noodles for the children this morning. Jessica Hester Hsuan wanted to eat French fries yesterday. I thought there were sweet potatoes at home, so I made a fried sweet potato strip and put a little pepper in it to let the children try spicy food. Two snacks are really awesome. When they eat it, it's really spicy and they say it's delicious!

15. Many parents think that their children eat nutritious food, such as cooking noodles with fish soup, chicken soup or clear soup porridge. In fact, this food is not nutritious enough. In fact, 90% of the nutrition is in fish, livestock and poultry. Remember not to forget the meat in the soup when you make the broth for the children.

Sixteen, when I say cook more noodles in the evening, I mean to give the children more food, eat more rice, grow better, and then break the bowl in anger there. Here, you don't cook, I do it myself, and you are in a hurry to say that I will do it!

Seventeen, this small pot is really an artifact, cooking noodles for children at night and boiling fresh milk with milk skins sent by herders in the morning. Suitable for taking children out to eat something hot.

Eighteen, he wants to go home for dinner, so I said I'm not hungry. When I cook more bowls of noodles for the children, I will have food to eat. Think about things you don't like in the future, so that you won't be unhappy.

19. It rains every day. I didn't buy food in the morning. At noon, I ordered pizza for the children. My brother likes durian pizza very much, but what should I give the children at night? Cooking noodles?

Twenty, don't like to listen to others, accept that set of hypocritical words. I'm too lazy to cook for the children. I said I wouldn't let you do it. It's not that people are afraid of trouble, it's me. I cook noodles for my children every day, and I don't know how to add other new foods, new rice. Anyone can be at your mercy. Too much.

I got the beef sauce I bought. I bought the original, tasted it first, and it was delicious. I cooked noodles for my children.

Twenty-two, being a mother is tired! When I get home at 9 o'clock in the evening, I will warm the milk for my child, then he will eat, then cook noodles for my hungry husband, then feed the child, bathe the child, and finally put the dirty clothes that have been worn all day into the washing machine! Then handle it yourself, and finally wash the dishes and wait for the clothes in the washing machine. At first glance, it is 1 1 point! I'm exhausted tonight!

Twenty-three, small crucian carp, wash, remove gill scales and internal organs, tear the black membrane in the stomach, and plug with ginger and onions. Dry the skin, take out the pan, put some oil and hot oil, fry the fish on both sides and add boiling water. Boil, boil, and you will be a fragrant woman. Boil for 30 minutes, the soup is thick and the meat is boneless. Give the child the belly meat (the spoon will break if you press it, so don't mash it). Soup can be used to mix rice noodles and cook noodles.

Tell the child's mood

Tell children about the feelings of lyric articles 1. Dare to question what you think you don't believe and investigate the truth.

Don't cry for the loss of the sun, or you will lose the moon.

3. What about at school? Be obedient and sensible, study hard, listen to the teacher's ideas, and don't be playful.

4. Try, try, try again. Son, you are the best: as long as you work hard, you will get something!

Mom wants you to be happy forever. Today you are proud of your mother, and tomorrow your mother will be proud of you.

6, children, no matter what you are in the eyes of teachers and classmates, you are always the best in your mother's heart!

7. You should study hard and try to get better results in the final exam. Work hard! Persistence is victory!

8, you are not the best, because you are not perfect, but as long as you work hard, you will be able to do your best.

9. I want to tell my children to be strict with themselves. I must listen carefully in class. I won't put pressure on you.

10, baby, you know, because of you, my mother has changed a lot, and my mother has become very strong and fragile!

1 1. I can give you life, but I can't live for you. I can support you to grow up, but I can't guarantee you to grow up.

12. It's too high-profile to keep a low profile. You know, if you shoot a bird, think more about what problems you will encounter.

13 son, you have made great progress in this exam. Don't be proud. Keep working hard, strive for the final exam and get better grades.

14, child, may you be healthy, happy and safe; I want to thank and praise God and pray silently for your wisdom.

15, a man's greatest enemy is not time, power, money, or even himself, but a woman who is content with the status quo.

Tell your child the mood of the classic article 1 and strengthen physical exercise. Only when you are in good health can you study hard. At the same time, physical exercise can temper the will, strengthen self-cultivation and cultivate sentiment.

2, the past has become the past, learn from experience and lessons, strive to play their due level, and strive for no regrets after the exam!

3. Tomorrow, this is a charming word with beautiful and brilliant colors. May your tomorrow be infinitely beautiful, brilliant and charming!

4. The flower of success, people only marvel at her present brilliance. However, its initial bud was soaked with tears of struggle and shed blood rain of sacrifice.

5, efforts may not be successful, but giving up will definitely fail. Destiny is not an opportunity, but a choice; Fate depends not on waiting, but on struggle.

6, success depends on your own efforts, even if there is only one in ten thousand hope, you can't give up, I firmly believe that I can do it! Heaven rewards hard work, quiet and far-reaching!

7. You are the hope of parents, teachers, the country and society. You have a responsibility. You should take your responsibility. You can do it.

8. "Get up at dawn and be diligent in doing good." May you love the spring of life, cherish the early morning of time, learn from plum blossoms and strive to be the first branch of the east wind.

9. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with tears. Even if the world is deserted, there is still one person who will be your believer.

10, 18-year-old sky is free and vast. Imagine that I wish you freedom to fly, not to own the world, but to own your own blue sky.

1 1, tomorrow, this is a beautiful and charming word. May your tomorrow be infinitely beautiful, brilliant and charming!

12, the beach of the sea of life in front of you is a golden manuscript. May you write the poems of youth with the brilliance of your ideals on this boundless white paper.

13, son, as parents, we don't care and love you enough, and sometimes our attitude towards you is not good enough. I'm here to apologize to you and hope you can forgive me.

14, dear child, you have the most enviable age, and the road in front of you is glittering. May you grow up quickly and get your bright future.

15, learning is hard, but the road is long. I hope to learn from good classmates, consult more teachers, and your parents will support you very much, so that your study will be greatly improved.

Tell your child about the popular article 1. Children, you are very important in our family.

Don't cry or complain when the sky falls. That will only make those who love you more sad and those who hate you more proud.

I believe you will succeed, study better and better, and do better than the mid-term exam. You must strive for a better tomorrow.

Baby, mom will use all her strength to protect you, help you, love you, and shine your life with all her sunshine.

5, children, I wish you health, happiness and peace; I want to thank and praise God and pray silently for your wisdom.

I hope that in the new year, Fang Xiaoyu will make great progress in study habits, keep pace with her grades and body and mind, and teachers and classmates will have a happy life and study.

7. Progress means that the goal keeps moving forward, the stage is constantly updated, and the vision is constantly broadened. I wish you greater progress in the new year!

8. Don't fight with others at school, respect the teacher, don't make the teacher angry, don't let us and the teacher worry, study hard!

9. I'm very satisfied with your performance this time, but I haven't made much progress. Don't lose confidence in yourself. Do you want to study hard? Step by step.

10, tomorrow, this is a beautiful, brilliant, colorful and charming word. May your tomorrow be infinitely beautiful, brilliant and charming!

1 1. Children, on your journey, there will be many flowers that you have never seen before. They stood by the stream, singing and dancing in the wind.

12, baby, you must learn to cook. Not to serve any man, but to be kind to yourself when the person who loves you is not around.

13, life is as deep as a vast ocean, and there are countless miracles in its unfathomable depths. May you be a brave explorer of these miracles!

14, I want to tell my daughter that the child has a new classmate and a new teacher, and my mother hopes that you will integrate into the new big family as soon as possible! Communicate with classmates and teachers more.

15, I wish you, like that brook, take that high mountain peak as the starting point of your life, jump all the way, gallop all the way, and bravely rush to the sea of life.

16, baby, you must learn to drive, regardless of status, but you can go anywhere you want at any time without asking anyone.

17, I think health and happiness are the two most important things in life. If they can be transferred, I'm willing to give mine to you! Happy birthday, my baby!

18, may you be the wind with white sails; May you be a boat, breaking waves. Life smiles in front of you, take a brave step forward and embrace colorful life.

19, mom and dad told you to strive for a better ranking, strengthen physical exercise, respect teachers at school, respect elders at home, and be a good boy with all-round development in morality, intelligence and physique.

20. May you be the wind with white sails; I hope you are a boat, breaking the blue waves. Life is to smile in front of you, move forward bravely and embrace colorful life.

My boyfriend cooked instant noodles for me at midnight. The circle of friends has collected forty copies.

My boyfriend cooks instant noodles for me in the middle of the night (number one) 1. Every time I secretly make a bowl of noodles to eat in my room, my mother smells it on the second floor and says you have eaten instant noodles again, doesn't she? It stinks! How come! How can the old altar sauerkraut stink! Too spicy! ! ! Hum!

I worked hard all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. I was hungry at night and ate instant noodles.

I just drank a cup of milk tea, ate a ball, a bag of potato chips, a box of instant noodles, a lollipop, three meals and several bottles of drinks. How can I get fat?

I want to eat instant noodles tomorrow. I really want to eat instant noodles I must eat instant noodles tomorrow.

Eating instant noodles alone, you think you are suffering alone, but so am I, everyone. This is life.

6. I suddenly have an impulse to eat tea eggs, mustard tuber and instant noodles.

7. Girls who wear pajamas, tie their hair, play computer games, stay up and eat instant noodles should take a dip during the National Day holiday.

8. I used to like instant noodles at home, but now I want to eat boiled spicy beef instant noodles and two eggs.

9. Eat instant noodles, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. Drink some wine, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. ...

10. I want to eat spicy strips, spicy noodles with Chinese sauerkraut. ...

1 1. It pains me to think that I can't go home this weekend and I can only order takeout to eat instant noodles every day.

12. I didn't eat breakfast. I smelled the smell of instant noodles eaten by my uncle, and I swallowed my saliva crazily. It's really hard for me!

13. Eating a bowl of instant noodles at night is too guilty.

14. Baby, can you make my instant noodles? You ask why? First, I want to hit on you; Second, I like instant noodles.

15. Even if a person eats instant noodles at home, he should eat with a sense of ceremony and delicacy.

16. I can't sleep at midnight. It's too painful to eat instant noodles when you wake up hungry.

17. When you want to be melodramatic at night, hold back, usually have a midnight snack and tell your instant noodles, fried rice and mutton kebabs what you want to say. When they hear too many of your secrets, eat them.

18. I understand his original difficulties, but he doesn't understand my feelings now-I should eat instant noodles. As the relationship gets closer, is it possible to ignore or ignore each other's "feelings"?

19. When taking a bath, the faucet freezes to death to the right and burns to the left. Tie your hair twice and loosen it three times. Tight instant noodles. You can't eat enough in one bucket, and you can't finish it in two buckets.

20. I am so hungry. I watched people on the high-speed rail eat zongzi, steamed stuffed bun, instant noodles, bread and biscuits, but I just wanted to drink water.

My boyfriend cooked instant noodles for me in the middle of the night (2 1). I would rather eat instant noodles at home alone than go out to eat such a time-wasting meal, and regret it from the moment I sit down.

22. Someone said defiantly before, what should I do if I work overtime on a business trip ~ I want to say that I have almost no exception ~ I also encounter this kind of spot to eat instant noodles today ~

23. I want to eat instant noodles every time I watch Korean dramas. However, I feel sick every time I eat them.

I was so hungry in the middle of the night that I was ready to eat instant noodles, and the soup spilled all over the bed. I not only have to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but also blow dry the mattress.

25. I ate instant noodles and porridge at home for five days. I was told that the canteen was closed today, so I continued to eat instant noodles.

26. This is where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly found it difficult to swallow. This is the first time I feel that instant noodles are not delicious. I may have grown up.

27. Tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight, take a shower, freeze to death on the left, burn to death on the right, eat instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do?

28. Be sure to have a good sleep tonight. No instant noodles, no cell phones. See you tomorrow.

29. I hate instant noodles ~

30. Eating this taste is a little nostalgic for living in the dormitory and making instant noodles. Hungry at night, there is a delicious time to make instant noodles.

3 1. When a fairy girlfriend knew that you were eating instant noodles at home alone, she cried.

32. Why do I want to eat instant noodles at this time! My stomach turned upside down, and it was miserable.

33. I feel that I have finished eating instant noodles for a year. Soak instant noodles every day and worry about getting cancer. Ha ha ha ha. Bah, crow mouth.

34. On the solstice of winter, a person plays computer and eats instant noodles.

Yesterday was Qixi Valentine's Day. Others check in, and we'll drive. Others go to the park, we go to the expressway; When others enter the cinema, we enter the service area; Others sleep in the hotel double bed, and we sleep in the car bunk bed; The happiness of others' first love, we rushed like chicken blood; Others are picking up girls and we are picking up noodles; Others walk in the street and we run on the highway.

36. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve love.

37. Why do Koreans like instant noodles so much? Eat every episode. I'm hungry after watching a TV series.

38. Every time I think of sausage, I want to eat instant noodles. After eating instant noodles, I find that there is no sausage.

39. Movies and popcorn, mutton kebabs and cold beer, instant noodles and sausages, jiaozi and vinegar, I will accompany you. .

40. The first beauty will never come again. Xiao Qiang's vulgar butterfly shirt makes instant noodles.

Message to children

1, children, you are all grown up, please remember the teacher's words: You should walk on your own and study on your own.

2. When angry, count to ten before you speak; If you are angry, count to one hundred.

Children, don't forget to visit the kindergarten often. The teacher likes to listen to everything about you. Go well, my lovely child. I hope that every post where you grow up has the feelings of maternal love.

Don't make a fuss about the impossible.

5, tomorrow, this is a beautiful and brilliant, reflecting colorful and charming words. May your tomorrow be infinitely beautiful, brilliant and charming!

6, everything should pay attention to ways and means.

7, children, the teacher is a bird mother who has cared for you for three years and released you. The higher and farther you fly, the happier the teacher will be.

8. Don't be greedy. Eating too little will not make people regret it.

Children, you are the crystallization of our hearts, the fruit of love and the hope of life.

10. Never bother others with what you can do.

1 1. Don't spend money you haven't got yet.

12, unfortunate students, you should be strong and never stop! To know how long the road of life is, many things need our persistence to succeed! Come on! I will always support you!

13. Beauty is wisdom and tranquility. I wish you wisdom! May you progress!

14, our happiness is your success, I hope you can become a pillar and become our pride!

15, the kindergarten graduating class children who are slightly sensible from childhood, watching them grow up little by little, the teacher must have a lot to say, but a thousand words can only be merged into one graduation message, wishing the lovely children can fly higher and higher.

16, wise man, do tomorrow's work today; Lazy people do what they did yesterday. Stupid people, put off what happened yesterday until tomorrow. May you be a clever boy! May you be the master of time!

17. Never buy something you don't need just because it's cheap, it will be expensive for you.

18, spring is a green world, and autumn is a golden world. May you use the green of youth to brew a rich golden autumn in the future!

19, don't be forced to do anything, only if you are willing, can you strive for perfection and enjoy yourself.

Never be proud, pride is more harmful than hunger, thirst and cold.

2 1. Don't put off till tomorrow what you can do today.

22. Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. Boy, you are great!

23, baby, hello mom and dad, we are all the people who love you the most!