Humorous sentences praising fat women

1. Smiled, my eyes disappeared, and two pieces of meat on my cheek kept shaking up and down with the movement.

2. clothes are getting thinner and thinner recently!

His face is round and big. His eyes narrowed into a line when he laughed, and the meat on his face looked like an oil ball. The whole face looks like a kind-hearted "Maitreya".

When the meat on the face is full, it "slips" under the neck, and the neck becomes thick and short. The meat on the neck is covered layer by layer, just like overlapping waves. The meat on the back is also thick, which will make a "snapping" sound. The fattest thing is the belly, which is round like a ball without inflation.

God, she wore a black and white evening dress today and came to me like a noble Antarctic penguin.

6. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people!

7. My three shortcomings are: first, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!

8. Don't call others vulgar just because they have gained a little weight!

9. Everyone lines up to weigh themselves. As soon as someone stood up, the electronic scale rang. Please come one at a time, not two at a time.

10. After so many years, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face.

1 1. You can't see your feet when you look down. ...

12. Fat women like to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants and stand there like a mailbox.

13. Fei Kuang is really fat, rolling towards Wang Ling like a ball, standing in front of her like a barrel, but her voice is like a thread, thin and low.

14. Han Laoliu's old woman came out. This is a chubby woman with thick middle and pointed dates, wearing a cream-colored silk gown and a long cigarette holder made of sapphire.

15. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly baked sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. Now it's like an air-dried sausage, which dries without any water, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.

16. Short or symmetrical. Hey, he's not. He has a big belly bulging around his strong waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he stood like a watermelon instead of a melon.

17. Here he comes, staggering from a distance, with short legs and a round belly, just like a stumbling duck. Approached, you can clearly see his face full of fat and sweating. He seems really tired after walking so far.

18. I swam in the sea with my life buoy. ...

19. My pants have shrunk again …

20. chubby meat is dripping, and it is almost oiled.