Talk about the mood of the exam

I hope to go far away, escape from what I know, what I have, and what I love. I'm leaving, not to the dreamland of West India, not to the huge islands far away from other southern continents. I just want to go anywhere, whether it is a village or a wasteland. Every face I met yesterday is completely different today, because today is not yesterday.

Talking about exams

1, the furthest distance in the world is not that others are reviewing, but that I was still doing the first question during the exam and others had already done the second question.

2. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination.

3, I hope to get a master's degree, don't be afraid of the exam!

In this world, the ocean is the widest, the sky is wider than the ocean, and the "examination range" is wider than the sky!

5, the paper must be handed down, this is called stability.

6. During the exam, a classmate came from the invigilator. Teacher: What are you copying? Classmate: I'm copying the questions. Teacher: Why do you copy the questions? Classmate: Prepare for the make-up exam.

7. The difference between gifted students and poor students lies in whether to press the phone or watch it desperately during the exam.

8. Before every winter vacation, there is a long-planned exam to stop it from coming.

9. Looking back now, I feel that there will be a big wave of zombies coming in soon, but I haven't even planted sunflowers yet!

10, stop complaining1400 million people can't find a right person, and one of the four options in the exam can't be found.

1 1, I want a stable score, can resist the cruelty of exams, and have a home among piles of scholars.

12, give the top few exams to others since childhood. Now it seems that I am really a good person.

13, the purpose of this exam is four words: focus on participation!

14, the exam results can open our distance, but it will never change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

15, "Have you ever been sneaking around with boys?" "Cheating in the exam, that's scary, oh, lie down!"

16. After the exam, I'll take a Xinjiang name. If Zhe doesn't know it, he won't know it.

17, I got zero in the exam, and I shouted, "God, what did I do wrong?" The deskmate replied coldly, "You did it all wrong."

18, I did very well in this exam, and only failed in arts and science.

19, I still remember that getting 60 points in primary school was like a dead dad, and getting 60 points in middle school was like a dad.

20, the exam is like Sprite, the heart flies before the exam, and it is cool after the exam.

2 1, the exam is a person's business, but the score is the business of seven aunts, Lao Wang next door and a bunch of other people.

22. Examinations are like being a doctor. Anyway, the first sentence is: I tried my best.

23. "Why should I hand in a blank sheet of paper for the history exam?" "Because I think it is wrong to tamper with history."

If I pass the exam, please don't call me a bully, call me a gambler.

25. Every time the teacher says, please put something unrelated to the exam on the podium. I really want to put myself on the podium.

Please don't call me by my name during the exam, please call me Guoer. Talk about funny control, talk about daquan recommendation.

27. The teacher said that the intention of the questioner should be considered first in the exam. I looked at the title, "He wants me dead!"

28. Examinations are like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my condition began to improve. I had a heart attack when I got the newspaper back.

29. The tragedy of life is: the exam is coming, others are reviewing, but I am previewing.

30. Every time I buy a drink, I thank you for your patronage. One day, I suddenly couldn't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me. I was crazy and won: another bottle!

3 1, everyone is the first in the exam, why do you have to fight to the death?

32. If you study, you will study. Why are you still taking exams? How can there be no trust between people?

I've been chasing you for more than ten years, and I just want you to love me once during the final exam.

34. When I take the Chinese exam, I always feel that I am British. When I took the English exam, I felt I was from China. I found myself an alien when I took the math exam!

35, exam ranking table, you are ugly in front of you, I am handsome in my freedom.

36. Some people test strength, others test eyesight, and I test imagination.

37. I remember there was a special question during the exam: What can't I eat for breakfast? I looked at my deskmate, and he wrote: lunch and dinner.

38. For teachers, the exam is to test the results; For us, the exam is to test popularity.

39. Scum is bitter and tired. Scum can't sleep before the test. I can't get into scum at all. After being tested by scum, I am decadent. Xueba said he couldn't do it at all. Finally, there is no problem in the exam!

40. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.

4 1, after taking the exam for so many years, why not have a memorial day, such as 40 to 20, one or two subjects, and two subjects are exempted.

If I can pass this final exam, I will definitely start again next semester.

43. Let me spend Valentine's Day alone, Christmas Eve alone, Christmas alone and New Year's Day alone. You can take the exam alone.

44. Cheating in the exam, cooperating with Qi Xin; Mainly copying, supplemented by covering; Combine with Mongolia to ensure customs clearance.

45. I always feel like a foreigner when I take a Chinese exam; I always feel that I am from China when I take the English exam. I found myself an alien in the math exam.

46. What is the theme of the exam composition? I handed in my paper, and the composition was only five words. This is courage.

47. The mid-term exam told me: When you lose confidence in a subject, don't lose heart. The next subject will always tell you that this subject is not your worst.

48. Whenever the teacher says to put something unrelated to the exam on the podium, I want to put myself on the podium.

49. I wanted to take this test, but I didn't expect it to stick to the pot.

50. I have a stomachache and want to throw up today. There was an exam in the afternoon, and halfway through the exam, I couldn't help vomiting. The teacher came over and said with concern, "Why, the question is disgusting?"

5 1, study If you study, how can you still take the exam? ! How can there be no trust between people!

52. The exam is not for falling in love. Please don't flirt. The exam is not LOL, please don't work as a team.

53. I just got excited about the exam and wrote the exam number as QQ number.

54, invigilator+geographical location+friendliness of nearby comrades = test scores.

55. The teacher handed out papers, and the girl at the back took an extra one and shouted, "Teacher, I have it, I have it." The boy said, "It's mine, it's mine."

56. When the exam comes, it can be divided into two types: "I went to the exam" and "I went to the exam"; After the exam, there are: "the exam is over" and "damn it, it's over"