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The story of Brother Monkey’s troubles

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Brother Monkey is the smartest person in the forest. The little monkey brother has a little monkey brother who is as stupid as he wants. The little monkey brother often sighs for his stupid brother: "Brother, brother, when will you become smarter!"

Small animals in the forest meet Whatever problems you have, come to Brother Little Monkey to solve them. For example, the little pig wants to build a house, Huang Peng wants to learn the staff, and the panda wants to learn to draw... The little monkey brother always smiles and says: "This is easy!" He tells them how to build a house, how to read the staff, and how to draw. The colors told the little animals.

The little pig concentrated on learning to build a house, Huang Peng also got up early every day to practice singing, and the panda also went to the wild to paint every day...

One day, the little pig Brother Monkey also went out, not knowing what he was doing.

Only Brother Little Monkey is still at home, drinking tea and listening to music, lying on the bed with his eyes closed and meditating.

After some time, the little monkey brother felt that the little animals hadn’t come to his house for a long time. What did they do?

Later, Brother Little Monkey picked up the new evening newspaper and discovered that Xiaozhu had become an architect, Huang Peng had become a famous singer, and Panda had become a painter... Even his stupid little monkey brother opened a clinic and became a doctor.

"They were so stupid, but now they have become celebrities. As for me, I am so smart but I have accomplished nothing. Why is this?"

Smart The little monkey brother couldn’t figure it out.

The fish in the ocean held a meeting to select advanced models who have made the greatest contribution to mankind, and dolphins were elected first. The judges' award speech said, "When people fall into the water and are in danger, dolphins will swim over collectively and push the people to the shore with their bodies. This brave behavior is a model for everyone!"

The squid refused to accept, " Huh, dolphins save people. Anyone who has seen it, it is just a legend! It is not qualified! If I were to take it, it would be just fine!"

All the fish objected in unison, "You don't even take a mirror to look at it. Looking at yourself, who do you think you are? Just tell me your name - Cuttlefish. What is a thief? He is a thief. Haha, tell me. What qualifications do you have to be the leader?"

Cuttlefish, of course. Don't show weakness, "Just say it, there are thousands of creatures in the vast sea, but I am the only one who is full of ink. All of you guys, I am not talking about you, if you do the math, they are all empty-minded!" < /p>

Before the cuttlefish finished speaking, he was interrupted by the eel, "You still have the nerve to say that the ink in your belly is for escape. Your ink has nothing to do with human culture! ”

The cuttlefish still wanted to argue, but there were voices opposing it all around. The squid had no choice but to leave in despair.

No one knows that while the squid is debating with everyone, there is already printed on human books: the ink in the squid’s ink sac can be made into printing ink after processing .

If you could tell this to the fish in the ocean, think about it, could the squid become an advanced model?

------Science Tips ------

The black ink in the cuttlefish ink sacs is processed and can be used as ink to print various books, newspapers and periodicals.

Little animals often play football together.

Little Bear also likes to give footballs, but he runs very slowly and often cannot catch up with the ball. Sometimes the ball should be kicked into the goal, but he would kick it out of bounds. Later, as soon as the ball reached his feet, everyone shouted: "It stinks! It stinks!" But the little bear wasn't angry, he just liked playing football. If others didn't pass the ball to him, he would just run around behind them.

A football team has been set up in the Little Animal Village, and the little bear also signed up.

The red team picked 10 players, the blue team picked 10 players, and neither team picked a cub.

"Which team am I a member of?" Little Bear asked anxiously.

"You, become an alternate team member! Hee hee!" said the little monkey.

"Can I play football?" Little Bear asked.

"Of course, no matter which team is short of players, you can play!" said the little monkey.

"Oh, great!" Little Bear was very happy to hear this.

Training has begun.

Everyone handed him a lot of clothes. The little bear arranged the clothes one by one and held them in his arms. When others were playing football, he would shout "come on" as hard as he could, which was really harder than when he was playing football himself:

Sometimes, the ball was kicked so far out of bounds that no one could If he was not happy to pick it up, he shouted: "Little Bear, help pick up the ball." The Little Bear immediately ran to pick it up. Run as fast as possible so that everyone can catch up quickly. Every time everyone finished practicing, the little bear was also very tired.

As the days passed, everyone’s golf skills improved rapidly, and Little Bear’s ability to pick up balls also improved a lot. If someone calls out: "Little Bear, help pick up the ball!" he will run over, stop the ball with a "pop" kick, and then kick the ball into someone's arms, and the kick is absolutely accurate, everyone. They all praised him, "Well, your ability to pick up balls is really getting better and better." The little bear smiled innocently after hearing this.

Today is the official game, and Little Bear came to the stadium early. He wants to practice picking up the ball again.

He kicked the ball out of bounds first: "This is the ball kicked by the puppy:" "-Bang!" Then, he caught up with the ball and said: "The ball is back!" ——Comment!" Kicked the ball back to the court again.

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The little animals are here too. Wow, this is how Little Bear's ability to pick up balls turned out to be! Everyone was stunned.

"Little Bear, can you kick the ball into the goal?" the little monkey asked.

"Let me try 1" After the little bear said, he put the ball at his feet with a "snap", and then kicked it into the goal with a "bang".

"Ha, what a talented football player" everyone said.

"Hey, come and play football on our team!"

"It's better to come to our team!"

Everyone said in a hurry.

"Oh, I still have to pick up the ball!" Little Bear said with some embarrassment.

Hey, I really shouldn’t look down on the little bear! Everyone felt a little apologetic when they thought of always letting the little bear run around and pick up balls.

"Hey, everyone just takes turns to pick up the ball!" said the little monkey.

"Then, which team should I play for?" Little Bear asked.

"Hee hee, easy to handle, easy to handle. In the first half, you play the red team, and in the second half, you play the blue team!" The little monkey thought of a good idea.

"Ha, so this is the alternate team member!" Little Bear said happily. Everyone laughed too. The story of Brother Monkey’s troubles 2

Brother Monkey is the smartest person in the forest. The little monkey brother has a little monkey brother who is as stupid as he wants. The little monkey brother often sighs for his stupid brother: "Brother, brother, when will you become smarter!" Whenever the little animals in the forest encounter any problems, they come to the little monkey brother to solve them. For example, the little pig wants to build a house, Huang Peng wants to learn the staff, and the panda wants to learn to draw... The little monkey brother always smiles and says: "This is easy!" He tells us how to build a house, how to read the staff, and how to draw. The colors told the little animals. The little pig concentrated on learning to build a house, Huang Peng also got up early every day to practice singing, and the panda also went to the wild to draw pictures every day... One day, the little monkey brother also went out, not knowing what he was doing. Only the little monkey brother is still at home, drinking tea and listening to music, lying on the bed with his eyes closed and meditating. After some time, the little monkey brother felt that the little animals hadn’t come to his house for a long time. What have they been doing? Later, the little monkey brother picked up the new evening newspaper and discovered that the little pig had become an architect, Huang Peng had become a famous singer, and the panda had become a painter... Even his stupid little monkey brother had become an architect. Open a clinic and become a doctor. "It turned out that they were so stupid, but now they have become celebrities. As for me, I am so smart but I haven't accomplished anything. Why on earth is this?" The smart little monkey brother couldn't figure it out.