How to write Bundi copywriting?

1. If you are young and not happy, you will suffer from Alzheimer’s disease.

Young is not high, Alzheimers disease.

2. Wine nourishes people, water nourishes the soul, and the soul will not return until dawn.

Winekeepspeoplealive,waterkeepspeoplealive,andtheydontcomebackuntildawn.

3. High-end players have no game, they only play with objects and do not keep fish.

High-endplayershavenogame,onlyobjectsdonotraisefish

4. The head is not a head, it is a rotating earth.

The head is not the head, but the rotating earth.

5. I will not drink again. If I drink, please fill it up for me. Thank you.

Iwontdrinkanymore.IfIdrink,pleasefillitup.Thankyou.

6. If you don’t drink and I don’t drink, where can I put the good Chinese wine?

Ifyoudontdrinkit,Iwontdrinkit.WherewillChinesegoodwinego?

7. God wants us to be happy, and alcohol can prove it.

Godwantsustobehappy,andalcoholcantestify.

8. Can I hold your hand and play a drunken butterfly song with me tonight?

Can you hold your hand and play a runken butterfly with metonight?

9. When you were eighteen years old, if you didn’t do disco, did you have to do square dancing?

Dontyouwanttodancesquaredancewhenyouareeighteen?

10. Drink until you are drunk, and you will be prosperous and wealthy.

Drinkingandgettingdrunkmakesyourichandprosperous.