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I am urgently looking for cross talk dialogues
A: Hello, happy holidays!
B: Huh? festival? What holiday? Is it your birthday? Congratulations! Get the red envelope!
A: What a mess! My birthday has passed early!
B: Oh, it turns out it’s not your birthday! So what day is today?
A: No, you don’t even know what day it is?
B: Why should I know? Is today important?
A: Of course! It is a festival for all of us.
B: Oh, I know, it’s National Day!
A: Ah, it’s not October 1st yet?
B: That’s Women’s Day! Let us wish all mothers in the world a happy holiday
(Singing: Mom, oh, mom, dear...)
A: Wait, wait, wait, wrong again!
B: Is that Labor Day?
A: (laughing) Wouldn’t you be stupid if I didn’t take the 7-day holiday on May 1st? (Touch the other person’s forehead)
B: Go, go, go, you’re stupid Well! Isn’t it Children’s Day?
A: Ah! Are you kidding me? ! ! !
B: If I don’t play tricks on you, how can your classmates laugh?
A: Ah! Am I becoming a clown?
B: Look at your figure, isn’t it a clown, is it an elephant?
A: Okay, okay, it’s a big holiday, I don’t know the same as you anymore!
Let us wish all students a happy holiday together!
B: That’s good, but I don’t have time!
A: Ah! What are you busy with?
B: The school holds activities during the day, how can we do it without me?
A: What about tonight?
B: What do you think I am doing?
A: It’s a rare holiday, so I’ll definitely watch TV!
B: Vulgar! Your level is too low!
A: Ah, you have a high level. How high are you?
B: You’re welcome, I’m just too tall.
A: Ah! You are a star! Disrespect, disrespect!
B: It’s nothing, I just occasionally act in a show or something, it’s rare to show my face on the screen! Actually, you can do it too!
A: Me? Can I?
B: Of course! Let all the young friends take a look: look at this little head, smarter than the smart Ikkyu, look at this little mouth, more beautiful than the flower fairy, look at these little eyes smaller than crayons The new ones are still...
A: Please, stop talking. Besides, I will become Japanese!
B: Anyway, she is a super little beauty!
A: Stop teasing you! How can I be so good? It makes people blush!
However, usually, my male classmates call me Chibi Maruko-chan.
B: (Secretly: Is she Chibi Maruko-chan? I’m also Watermelon Taro!)
That’s great! I really found the right person today. Come on, let's go to the TV station quickly. (Pull with hands)
A: Hey, hey, don’t pull me first, I have to ask you first.
B: Is there anything else to ask? It’s you! We have to hurry!
A: The TV station is not owned by your family. You are a big star. Who will let me in as a primary school student?
B: Oh, judging from your tone, do you not believe me?
A: That’s right, we, a primary school student, can go on TV if he wants to. Then, haven’t Cecilia Cheung and Nicholas Tse lost their jobs long ago? I guess they didn't even let me in through the front door.
B: Then let’s talk to the guard uncle!
A: Please tell me? Do you want me to be like a child begging on the street and say, "Uncle, have mercy on me? Please pull me in. I will die if you don't let me in!"
B: Then They are being used by bad people, we don’t have to be so miserable!
A: What should we say? Let’s just say: “Uncle, please let us in! We are not young anymore, we are over 20!
B: Huh? Over 20?
A: Yes, two people together!
B: Do you still think he has Alzheimer’s disease?
A: Then say: “Uncle, let me in. Can I just give you a big bottle of Wahaha? After drinking my Wahaha,
eating will taste delicious. Mom, I want—baby, ha, ha!
B: Look at you, you’re not famous yet, so you’re starting to do advertising like celebrities! Let me tell you, there is no need for this!
A: Can you really get into a TV station?
B: Nonsense, let me tell you, we are the host of the "June 1st" gala today!
A: Hey! Can we also be a host?
B: Of course, why not? My hair is longer than that of Li Yong, and my Mandarin is 100 times better than that of Liu Yiwei. Why not?
A: So what should we do this year?
B: Listen to me this year.
A: Huh? Are you still the chief director?
B: That’s not true! Last month, I extensively solicited opinions from my classmates and wrote a letter to the TV station, explaining our thoughts and ideas in detail, oops! Guess what, people actually adopted it!
A: Really?
B: They all praised me for my courage to participate, and said that I have a sense of reform and an innovative spirit, which is amazing! A small person has a big ambition!
A: Wow! Students, let’s give our big star some applause!
B: (Taking out a sausage from his pocket as a microphone) Thank you, thank you! Everyone’s applause! I must do better than Sister Ju Ping!
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