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Classic talk about eating durian in the sun

The classic saying about eating durian in the sun is:

1, I really want to eat durian! Dressed and ready to go out, I opened the door and walked out of the yard. A heavy rain fell unsuspecting.

I think if Newton sat under the durian tree, our exam would be much easier.

I want to eat hot pot, barbecue, barbecue, snail powder and durian!

I like eating durian very much recently. Brother Dong makes a face of vomiting every time he watches me eat. I really don't like these foods.

After eating durian for three days in a row, my mother asked me if I still need to weigh.

6. A day of love. I really wanted to eat durian in the afternoon, but no one told anyone. I ended up eating durian at night.

7, sad to deformation, just want to eat durian.

8. I like durian jiaozi very much, and I feel better than black sesame.

9. Durian pulp contains starch, sugar, protein and various vitamins, and is nutritious. Therefore, the reputation of the king of fruit is well deserved.

10, you must find someone who loves durian in the future, or you will have to eat durian secretly, which is too humbled.