Anti-emo copywriting with bursts of laughter

A copywriter who laughs until he cramps.

0 1, I want to have a quiet sleep and wake everyone up in the middle of the night.

I will eat anything for you, but I won't eat coriander.

There are too many smart people, so I have to fight for fools.

04, how to emo? I listened to the dj version of Mercury.

Begging for love is not my style, begging in the street is.

06, fell in love, because the landlord sent a rose.

I am the most honest person, and I never lie, except this sentence.

08. Although I have never been red in my life, I have been green and satisfied.

09. I will always be with you. It's okay to suffer a little. If you are in too much pain, forget it.

10, we are a good match. One laughs well and the other is funny.

1 1. Call me when you are sad, and I'll hang up, which will make you more sad.

12, broke up, because my stomach was bad and I couldn't digest the cakes drawn by my predecessor.

13, I can't satisfy everyone, but I can make everyone dissatisfied.

14, how dare you emo? I'm afraid she'll go out and pretend I can't forget her.

15, don't just say good night to the workers, they may have to work the night shift.

16, what are we sad about in this age when there is no ceremony for eating?

17, I hope you will walk alone in the future and I will take the bus.

18, life should be colorful, but you are stuck in yellow and green.

19, you can talk about your feelings when chatting with others, and you can steal expression packs when chatting with me.

20. I hid the roses behind my back, said the florist. Take them out. There's surveillance here.

2 1, everyone sitting here is born proud. It's embarrassing to play with sheet piles.

22. Do you think I am emo? I have eaten Jiro for several years, and my heart is already in outer space.

23. I saw a book called "Solving 50% of Life's Problems" in the bookstore, so I bought two books.

24. I am too old to use my child's photo as my head, for fear that others will think I am raw.

25. I complain about my life. Life says give me some sugar. I asked what sugar it was, and it said it was ridiculous to add a little.

26. I haven't sent a circle of friends for a few days. It is not difficult to see that I am a taciturn, introverted, mature and steady person.