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Valentine's Day is suitable for single dog. Tell me about it.

1, I'm not afraid to spend Valentine's Day alone, but I'm afraid that the person I like will spend it with others.

2. It's almost Valentine's Day. Just now, I went downstairs to finish shopping. The boss asked me, "Does Mr. Wang buy flowers?" "Why buy flowers?" "Buy flowers for my girlfriend." "Oh, how many flowers can you buy for your girlfriend?" Then the boss silently took the flowers back. . .

3. Sometimes I just shave one leg and feel like lying with a man when I lie down. ...

It will be Valentine's Day in a few days. Here, I sincerely remind you that dogs will die if they eat chocolate.

That girl touched me on the bus, and I even thought about where our children would study!

6, "Valentine's Day Farewell to Singles Raiders" Click on my avatar to open a private chat and send the secret code "Shall we try?" You will have a chance to get a "try" or "thank you for your participation". The redemption date is before February 14.

7. Those Valentine's Days can't abuse me. When I said they abused me, I actually wanted to make Xiuen's loving friends happy. For so many years, I have been abused because I have no money.